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Default I LOVE YOU!!!! (Non-Valentine) - 02-03-2008, 05:50 PM

This isn't really for Valentines Day. But seeing all those hearts and roses every where makes me think of Lve.

This is for you Honeypie Zeke! I L ve YOU!

Lve, Sister Thumper



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Default Re: I LOVE YOU!!!! (Non-Valentine) - 02-03-2008, 06:55 PM

"Roses are red
other stuff is blue
but the thought of your boobs
inspires me too."

Anyway, that's what people would post. PerSINally, I think the whole thing is an abomination.

Just control your urges, folks.


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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Default Re: I LOVE YOU!!!! (Non-Valentine) - 02-03-2008, 08:13 PM

So that's where Li'l Davey has been.... On the Road with JESUS!



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Thumbs up Re: I LOVE YOU!!!! (Non-Valentine) - 02-20-2017, 03:06 AM

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This isn't really for Valentines Day. But seeing all those hearts and roses every where makes me think of Lve.

This is for you Honeypie Zeke! I L ve YOU!

Lve, Sister Thumper



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Default Re: I LOVE YOU!!!! (Non-Valentine) - 02-25-2017, 01:46 AM

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What on Earth are you talking about, witch?
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