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Default A Poem For Negroes - 03-02-2010, 12:22 AM

In today's day and age I've found there's only one way to truly communicate with a negro heart to heart; rap. You seem them on the side of the road begging for money, doing that little dance walk thing down the road, arguing with their girlfriends and being thrown out of the house dead ass drunk at 3 AM, but when it all comes down to it they share a universal bond; rap.

I've found that simply preaching to the Negroes is not effective enough to transform them from their wicked customs, so I've decided that because of my intense love for Jesus, I will stoop down to their level and create a rap to help them understand how they must accept Jesus, or burn. Apparently rap is a form of poetry (), so I'll post it here:



Yooo listen up negroes we gonna have ta have a talk
Ya'll gotta undastand how ta do teh Jesus walk
no more stealin n lyin n killin wit yo gats
Exodus 20:1-17, MAN YOU HEAR DAT?

*Random assortment of gunshots and shouting*

here me out now dawgs
ya'll gotta turn to da Lawd
when you guyz gona learn?
its either now or burn!(Psalm 9:17)
stop plaguin humanity wit yo unintelligible ideas
simply follow Jeesus, and fix yo stinkin' beards! (Lev 19:27)

alrite listen up, be unda the Lawd's dominineon
sell all yo bling and give the $ to the churchs of the True Christeon's™.
you may be a servant race, but ya'll still gotta a slim chance at heaveon
(Genesis 9:24-27)
aight now get yo a$$ down 2 da bookstore, buy yoself a KAY JEE VEE
scrutinize every passage worddd (possbly even till ya eyes bleed)
if you a typical negro mayn, and ya'll can't read
then go n finish hischool to finaly get yo college degree.
OOOOOO *shouting and gunshots suddenly interupted by the sound of Jesus singing*


Hopefully they'll be able to relate to this and get their act straight.
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Default Re: A Poem For Negroes - 03-03-2010, 06:50 AM

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OOOOOO *shouting and gunshots suddenly interupted by the sound of Jesus singing*
Mr.Rob, your rappity poem be so annointeds that i sware i can hears the pitter-patters of liddle negrow feets, they be skippin an dancin all the ways to churchs, yay!



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Default Re: A Poem For Negroes - 03-03-2010, 07:21 AM

I think African American awareness month is over for this year.


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Default Re: A Poem For Negroes - 03-05-2010, 10:47 PM

Priazaze our S-to-tha-aviour! Have you encountered Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle yet? Your work reminds me of some of his Godly stuff. I'd love to see the two of you collaborate.
I'd also recommend checking some of Pastor Deacon Fred's Godly raps, such as this:



O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Default Re: A Poem For Negroes - 03-11-2010, 04:23 PM

consider racism to be a form of mental illness. It is not something we are born with, it is something which is learned. Within racism hides all the worst dialogues with hatred and to me, hatred is a form of mental illness. Hatred of another human being because they are different is mental illness. I don't think our planet will ever be fully free of it, we will always have to fight racism in some form somewhere.

Just look at the Nazi revisionists who insist the Jewish Holocaust never happened. They want to re-write history to wash themselves lilly white so they can turn around and do the MURDER again. But we (as in all of those who despise racism) will never forget what they did, EVER...and the only way to fight racism is through education. Only education can stop racism and education that is specifically designed to REMIND all of humanity of the multitude of racial injustices that have occurred throughout the history of mankind. Only by remembering the truth can we be set free of our historical failures. There is a statement out of the Bible that is most applicable here:

Ye shall know the Truth and the Truth shall set ye free.

That is how we fight racism. By never allowing the truth to be alterred, diminished or forgotten.
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Default Re: A Poem For Negroes - 03-12-2010, 06:57 PM

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I think African American awareness month is over for this year.
Can it be over for the entire millennium please!


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Default Re: A Poem For Negroes - 03-12-2010, 07:28 PM

African awareness. Phptttttt! All I have to do is look out my window and see the lazy, shuffle foot nigras. Chicken bones and watermelon seeds stuck in their teeth. And the smell, goodness do not get me going on that. I had to install fans on the chicken coop they live in, not to make it cooler but to dissipate the smell. It is worse than the chicken crap!


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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