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Default Re: How to Land a Good Husband - 06-10-2009, 04:43 PM

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I Couldn't Agree more Brother Mad Prophet Helmhltz I think They Whould Make a Wonderful Couple
I like you dear. You are thought- less and empty headed like my girls. You don't seem to have much to say but you do agree a lot and that makes you OK in my book. I'm sure our Godly men like it too. Oh, it's "would". You didn't drop out of home schooling just to land a husband did you?
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Default Re: How to Land a Good Husband - 06-10-2009, 07:51 PM

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I like you dear. You are thought- less and empty headed like my girls. You don't seem to have much to say but you do agree a lot and that makes you OK in my book. I'm sure our Godly men like it too. Oh, it's "would". You didn't drop out of home schooling just to land a husband did you?
Thank you so much Hun I like you Two Its Nice too have a Good Christian Lady here like your self Well I'm Kind of a Little Shy But I really do hope Our Godly Men Think That's alright I was Homeschooled How did you know lol? No I Finished School Last Year But Am Looking For a Good True Christian Husband
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Default Re: How to Land a Good Husband - 06-10-2009, 08:01 PM

And Thanks for telling me about my Word Mistake I do that Sometimes
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Default Re: How to Land a Good Husband - 06-10-2009, 09:01 PM

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And Thanks for telling me about my Word Mistake I do that Sometimes
Well, aren't you precious AND so agreeable. I'm sure you'll be landing a good man soon.
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Default Re: How to Land a Good Husband - 06-10-2009, 09:20 PM

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Well, aren't you precious AND so agreeable. I'm sure you'll be landing a good man soon.
Aww Why Thank you so much Dear I really Hope so two
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Default Re: How to Land a Good Husband - 06-10-2009, 09:23 PM

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Aww Why Thank you so much Dear I really Hope so Two
Will you two take your flirting with each other elsewhere?
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Default Re: How to Land a Good Husband - 06-10-2009, 09:39 PM

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Oh my I'm so sorry Sister Talitha If it seemed like that I'm not a lesbian or anything like that I was just trying too be nice
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Default Re: How to Land a Good Husband - 06-10-2009, 11:23 PM

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I move that Ms "X" or whatever be banned from this forum on the grounds that my children read this forum to learn more about their Savior and that kind of talk in NOT suitable for children to see. Thankfully I was right here and scrolled past it as I can read faster than they can.
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Default Re: How to Land a Good Husband - 06-11-2009, 12:17 AM

Now you're a moderator? That was quick.


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Default Re: How to Land a Good Husband - 06-11-2009, 12:23 AM

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Default Re: How to Land a Good Husband - 06-11-2009, 12:28 AM

I was referring to USIW12, who only has 12 posts and is calling for other users to be banned. That's not good form.


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I was referring to USIW12, who only has 12 posts and is calling for other users to be banned. That's not good form.
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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: How to Land a Good Husband - 06-11-2009, 01:09 AM

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Victory, you can do a lot better than a MALE! Even one of these warped Christian females on here would be a better choice. Look, tomorrow night I'm going to a lecture on academic feminism at Berkeley, and I can leave your email address with some possible love interests? I do know a great woman, her name is Diana, who just broke up with her girlfriend. She plays the acoustic guitar and refuses to shave her body. She is also a practicing Wiccan. You and her would be a great match!
I beg your pardon! Surely you only say these things to get me riled up, since I am NOT a lessbein, I am a TRUE CHRISTIAN WOMAN! Do I make myself clear? I have half a mind to give you a tongue-lashing like no other, but since I'm a good woman of Christian values I will hold my own.

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I could be persuaded into courting you, Ms. OS, if I can be assured that you will function as a proper True Christian wife and tend to your duties as I command, and not complain. Would it be possible for you to fax me a reference from your father or your closest living male relative?
Mr. Richards, I am very flattered that you would even ask! I should point out that I'm an upstanding Christian woman, as pure as the driven snow. You're not out to get some cheap jollies with a woman of loose morals, are you? Because if you are, you'll have to look elsewhere.

I'm sure a letter of reference can be easily secured.


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I beg your pardon! Surely you only say these things to get me riled up, since I am NOT a lessbein, I am a TRUE CHRISTIAN WOMAN! Do I make myself clear? I have half a mind to give you a tongue-lashing like no other, but since I'm a good woman of Christian values I will hold my own.



Mr. Richards, I am very flattered that you would even ask! I should point out that I'm an upstanding Christian woman, as pure as the driven snow. You're not out to get some cheap jollies with a woman of loose morals, are you? Because if you are, you'll have to look elsewhere.

I'm sure a letter of reference can be easily secured.
I will glady offer a letter of reference. Sister Victory would make any man a very fine True Christian wife. Heck you can tell by looking at her she is an excellent cook. One time a bunch of us LOL's (Ladies of Landover) were at Mother Glenndies house trying out Cake in a Mug treats (where you put cake batter and frosting in a coffee mug and bake quickly in the micorwave). Sister Victory was sooooo concerned with getting the recipe juuuuust exactly right she made it 10 times until it was perfect to her. Isn't that adorable! I think she even ate a few of Sister Jenny's mugs.

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Ugh, this is disgusting! Heterosexual "love"?

If I may be so bold as to make a suggestion to these hapless hippos...Officer Don, surely you could find a nice man down at the Police Station to share your love with? It is well-known that men who repress their homosexual urges often become cops. Why don't you open up a very special man's hidden personality and share it with him?

Victory, you can do a lot better than a MALE! Even one of these warped Christian females on here would be a better choice. Look, tomorrow night I'm going to a lecture on academic feminism at Berkeley, and I can leave your email address with some possible love interests? I do know a great woman, her name is Diana, who just broke up with her girlfriend. She plays the acoustic guitar and refuses to shave her body. She is also a practicing Wiccan. You and her would be a great match!
Yeah Leave Sister Victory and Everybody else Alone She is a True Chrisian lady unlike your unsaved lezbin nego self that burn In a lake a fire lol please just go away nobody wants you here lady
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Mr. Richards, I am very flattered that you would even ask! I should point out that I'm an upstanding Christian woman, as pure as the driven snow. You're not out to get some cheap jollies with a woman of loose morals, are you? Because if you are, you'll have to look elsewhere.

I'm sure a letter of reference can be easily secured.
I ran a background check and everything seems in order, Sister Victory.

I have some unused vacation time waiting for me, and I am planning on coming to Freehold to browse Freehold Firearms and maybe sample some of the local cuisine. I want you to go with me and show me around. I will also require a sample of your cooking. Also, I will be bringing a sack full of my dirty laundry for you to wash in order to test your best cleaning skills. (Expect tough sweat stains and underwear streaks.)

I will probably be on my way to Freehold next week, so I expect you'll be ready.
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Default Re: How to Land a Good Husband - 06-12-2009, 01:14 AM

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I ran a background check and everything seems in order, Sister Victory.

I have some unused vacation time waiting for me, and I am planning on coming to Freehold to browse Freehold Firearms and maybe sample some of the local cuisine. I want you to go with me and show me around. I will also require a sample of your cooking. Also, I will be bringing a sack full of my dirty laundry for you to wash in order to test your best cleaning skills. (Expect tough sweat stains and underwear streaks.)

I will probably be on my way to Freehold next week, so I expect you'll be ready.
I'll ask my father right away for permission. Don't you worry about those tough underwear stains. I had plenty experience with those just before my grandfather passed away.


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Default Re: How to Land a Good Husband - 06-12-2009, 03:31 AM

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I'll ask my father right away for permission. Don't you worry about those tough underwear stains. I had plenty experience with those just before my grandfather passed away.


That's about the sweetest thing I've ever heard a woman say. Sister Victory, you are going to make some lucky guy a great wife.


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Default Re: How to Land a Good Husband - 06-12-2009, 10:02 AM

After reading through this romantic thread I can only say...

PRAISE SWEET JESUS!

The Lord has blessed two good Christian souls so that they can meet and create a beautiful, Bible-obeying partnership. You have a fine outstanding officer of the law and a....uh....voluptuous.... woman with a real joie d'vivre!

You have praised the Lord all your lives and now surely you two are blessed.



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