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Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here -
05-20-2021, 01:59 PM
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Short answer is if it’s not mentioned in the KJV Bible then no.
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Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here -
05-20-2021, 07:14 PM
I had never heard of this BJJ before, and this thread got me very curious, so I Googled "Brazilian Oral Sex." Big mistake! I implore all members of the Landover Baptist community not to try that particular search.
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05-20-2021, 10:01 PM
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I had never heard of this BJJ before, and this thread got me very curious, so I Googled "Brazilian Oral Sex." Big mistake! I implore all members of the Landover Baptist community not to try that particular search.
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Yeah no that was the wrong search
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Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here -
05-20-2021, 10:50 PM
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No. You'll have to beg Jesus for forgiveness, not us.
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In your view is it okay for a Christian to practice BJJ. Even if its only for exercise
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I had to Google "Brazilian Jiu Jitsu" to figure out what it is. It doesn't seem to have anything to do with Bible study. Also the images I found with "Brazilian Jiu Jitsu" looked gay. Being gay is a sure way to go to Hell.
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Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here -
05-21-2021, 12:18 AM
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No. You'll have to beg Jesus for forgiveness, not us.
I had to Google "Brazilian Jiu Jitsu" to figure out what it is. It doesn't seem to have anything to do with Bible study. Also the images I found with "Brazilian Jiu Jitsu" looked gay. Being gay is a sure way to go to Hell.
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I had no idea that it was joo jitsue. Typical of them
First they killed Jesus. Do you really want to be a killer Joo?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here -
05-21-2021, 04:13 AM
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I had no idea that it was joo jitsue. Typical of them
First they killed Jesus. Do you really want to be a killer Joo?
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It’s actually a form of self defense taught by the Chinese, Brother James.
-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here -
05-21-2021, 04:15 PM
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No. You'll have to beg Jesus for forgiveness, not us.
I had to Google "Brazilian Jiu Jitsu" to figure out what it is. It doesn't seem to have anything to do with Bible study. Also the images I found with "Brazilian Jiu Jitsu" looked gay. Being gay is a sure way to go to Hell.
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Its not gay theirs even men and women who spar with eachother using that style
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05-21-2021, 04:32 PM
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men and women who spar
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That's called marriage, dear, and it doesn't include the Gays.
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Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here -
05-21-2021, 04:56 PM
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I am none the wiser, but I don't like the sound of anything that involves brazilians.
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God Respects People from all around the world with their diffrences, But Hates People That Have preconception, He HATES Everybody that is racist just beacause one person is different like the skin color of just from other nationality, He sends to hell because he hates people like that, so always think twice when you are typing
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Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here -
05-21-2021, 05:01 PM
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...He HATES Everybody that is racist...
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Now, now. You should know that Landover doesn't take just anyone's word on what God likes or wants.
If you want to claim that God prefers one thing over another, cite the Scripture that says so, and stick your ignorant opinion back where it belongs.
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Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here -
05-21-2021, 05:16 PM
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God Respects People from all around the world with their diffrences, But Hates People That Have preconception, He HATES Everybody that is racist just beacause one person is different like the skin color of just from other nationality, He sends to hell because he hates people like that, so always think twice when you are typing
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You didn't include any Scripture to confirm your claims about God. Where are you getting your information about His value system? For example in the following quote....
Galatians 3:28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus. ....there is an important caveat: all one in Christ Jesus. What about those who are not? Who reject His values (He's told us what they are) and worship idols or do yoga or get off their heads on cactus juice or even tell Him that He never existed at all? Surely if “He sends [them] to hell because he hates people like that” that can hardly be respecting their culture or nationality?
Those people are neither now nor ever have been in Christ Jesus, and our information about what He'll do to them if they don't accept His love is very well explained in The Bible. If you think it's wrong about Jesus, you'd need to explain why you think that.
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Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here -
05-21-2021, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Davi Sampaio
God Respects People from all around the world with their diffrences, But Hates People That Have preconception, He HATES Everybody that is racist just beacause one person is different like the skin color of just from other nationality, He sends to hell because he hates people like that, so always think twice when you are typing
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This is just one verse dealing with part of what you said. I am not going to do all the work for you.
Deuteronomy 7:3
Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thou daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto your son.
God's reasons for sending people to Hell are both simpler and more complex than you have suggested. Please start reading the Bible. We have. And that's why we are 100% certain that God is not sending us to Hell.
For you to wander into our virtual church community and tell us that God is sending us to Hell is rude and presumptuous and arrogant and obnoxious. So, always think twice when you are typing.
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Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here -
05-26-2021, 01:11 AM
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God Respects People from all around the world with their diffrences, But Hates People That Have preconception, He HATES Everybody that is racist just beacause one person is different like the skin color of just from other nationality, He sends to hell because he hates people like that, so always think twice when you are typing
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And Moses said, Thus saith the Lord, About midnight will I go out into the midst of Egypt: And all the firstborn in the land of Egypt shall die, from the first born of Pharaoh that sitteth upon his throne, even unto the firstborn of the maidservant that is behind the mill; and all the firstborn of beasts. And there shall be a great cry throughout all the land of Egypt, such as there was none like it, nor shall be like it any more. But against any of the children of Israel shall not a dog move his tongue, against man or beast: that ye may know how that the Lord doth put a difference between the Egyptians and Israel. -- Exodus 11:4-7
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Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here -
05-26-2021, 06:51 AM
Please be kind to this unfortunate child, Brothers and Sisters. He may simply be retarded, which of course is his own fault, but it may be that the education system in his country is so poor that he thinks "brazilians" are a race.
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Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here -
01-14-2022, 10:37 AM
Having read the posts, I can see that "martial arts" are not Christian but carry a secret agenda to undermine civil society. What we need is less conflict, not more. It may be difficult to work out what's happening here but it's not a communion service and not even a new-age ceremony done by one of the modernist congregations. Demons are very active in the world today and Christians are both a special target and the thin line of resistance. God has never recommended using more demons to fight demons, even if they're called "energies" or "wavelengths" because what we need is less of them. Equally enigmatic are the following antics: and no apology is needed I'm sure (for what? I can't even make out what their supposed to be doing, let alone whether they've managed to do it) but bear in mind that when a family member says, “I've found this really great fitness group!” it could well be the BJJ and carefully worded questions may be appropriate. Without lying, you could feign interest: “Oh, that's nice dear, do they have cakes?” and be alert for suspicious looks at you sideways or other giveaways that there may be more than just fitness involved.
“What if it's my partner?” you may be wondering. That is when you should contact the Pastors (or the deaconess) and explain your suspicions. If there really is a spiritual crisis involved, they will know what to do and if they offer to go along as a "visitor" just to make sure, you can be sure that reducing conflict will be top of their agenda. Just because something's unavoidable does not mean getting the maximum amount.
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