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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 07-02-2008, 07:03 AM

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Then why are you keeping company with sodomites?
because, unlike many people in this world, I love them NO MATTER WHAT. They are people, just like you and me, and God loves them, so why can't I? God's love is unconditional, and I will ot hate them for the choices they have made. that was their choice. they are still my friends and you cannot change that, so don't even try.
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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 07-02-2008, 07:07 AM

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Then why are you keeping company with sodomites?
Because we're better *obscenity removed* company than crazy evangelicals.

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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 07-02-2008, 07:08 AM

Thanks for the Unban.
I've never in my life Encountered A place of God such as yours.

Is this a haven for the sheep of god?
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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 07-02-2008, 07:14 AM

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Sorry about that. There are so many unsaved trolls here to persecute us, you just got caught up in the cleansing. I just pray that the unban remains permanent and you're here to learn more about God and the Bible.


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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 07-02-2008, 07:14 AM

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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 07-02-2008, 07:15 AM

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Sorry about that. There are so many unsaved trolls here to persecute us, you just got caught up in the cleansing. I just pray that the unban remains permanent and you're here to learn more about God and the Bible.
..."trolls"?
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are you serious???
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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 07-02-2008, 07:17 AM

Sorry about that, I understand moderation.
I really do want to hear about your beliefs,
One condition,
we practice the use of Ephesians 4:29.
I'll listen and build you up if you do the same to me,
While still keeping the commandments and the one rule set above all.
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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 07-02-2008, 07:19 AM

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..."trolls"?
..."cleansing"?
are you serious???
Of course I am! The Lord's work is always serious!
You are a bunch of Godless trolls who came here to persecute us, and derailed a thread where a Godly True Christian™ bared his soul and the fear he felt over talking to a sodomite.
When a bunch of Godless trolls persecute us, there tends to be a cleansing to purify our forum.


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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 07-02-2008, 07:22 AM

Question: do you preach Jesus for the Masses, the individual or for those who are set apart?
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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 07-02-2008, 07:22 AM

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Sorry about that, I understand moderation.
I really do want to hear about your beliefs,
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we practice the use of Ephesians 4:29.
I'll listen and build you up if you do the same to me,
While still keeping the commandments and the one rule set above all.
You seem to have a lot more decency than these other newcomers. Please, head over to this forum and introduce yourself properly.


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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 07-02-2008, 07:22 AM

How many of you homers think you're Christians? Because you're not.


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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 07-02-2008, 07:23 AM

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Question: do you preach Jesus for the Masses, the individual or for those who are set apart?
Please see my last post. After you introduce yourself, feel free to ask questions in your introduction thread so this one isn't further derailed.


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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 07-02-2008, 07:25 AM

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Of course I am! The Lord's work is always serious!
You are a bunch of Godless trolls who came here to persecute us, and derailed a thread where a Godly True Christian™ bared his soul and the fear he felt over talking to a sodomite.
When a bunch of Godless trolls persecute us, there tends to be a cleansing to purify our forum.
how many times do i have to explain it to you? I believe in God. I am not "Godless" as you put it, so stop trying to think so. please. it's pointless
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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 07-02-2008, 07:28 AM

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I believe in God.
I know you know God is real. Everyone knows He is real, most just choose to deny that. What you don't believe is His entire Word, word-for-word, cover-to-cover. So you think He's a liar when He gives commands you don't like.


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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 07-02-2008, 07:34 AM

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I know you know God is real. Everyone knows He is real, most just choose to deny that. What you don't believe is His entire Word, word-for-word, cover-to-cover. So you think He's a liar when He gives commands you don't like.
excuse me, when was the last time you were reading my mind? I had no knowledge that you could do that? wouldn't that be witchcraft? if you were not reading my mind, then how is it that you came to know wat I was thinkging? surely you must fave a reason for your wild acusations.
not everyone knows he exists. come back to reality. and I do believe is Word (cover to cover) that Word is sitting open in front of me. I would very much appreciate it if you would stop accusing me of lies that are not true.
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excuse me, when was the last time you were reading my mind? I had no knowledge that you could do that? wouldn't that be witchcraft? if you were not reading my mind, then how is it that you came to know wat I was thinkging? surely you must fave a reason for your wild acusations.
not everyone knows he exists. come back to reality. and I do believe is Word (cover to cover) that Word is sitting open in front of me. I would very much appreciate it if you would stop accusing me of lies that are not true.
Who needs witchcraft? I have GOD'S WORD, the very Word you claim to have read.

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1:20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; that they are without excuse:
1:21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.


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2:13 (For not the hearers of the law are just before God, but the doers of the law shall be justified.
2:14 For when the Gentiles, which have not the law, do by nature the things contained in the law, these, having not the law, are a law unto themselves:
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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 07-02-2008, 08:20 AM

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okay. I just spent the last 10 minutes reading every single post on this thread very carefully and I have to say I am less than pleased. this would have to be the one that angers me the most, and I'll tell you why.
gay people do not anally rape random people. they do not prefer children. every gay person ont this earth is not horny for random "Christian" people. and I must say "Queers," as you put it, do not hate "normal" folks. they do not wat to rape everyone. and they do not go out of their way to give everyone AIDS. have you no knowledge of the world at all? it's not like all gay people have AIDS.
Firstly, I am highly offended that you singled MY post out as the one which "angers" you the most. Friend, why are you angry at me? Are you scared of the truths I speak? Because this is what it sounds like to me.

Secondly, of course all gay people have AIDs! Do not listen to your queer buddies, they lie like their father, the Devil. If all gay people didn't have AIDs, why have they banned them from giving blood? I'll tell you why, because the Doctors know something your government aren't telling you! Of course the Government aren't going to 'come out' and tell everyone ALL fags have AIDs! If they did it, the fags would scream 'human rights violation' and it would spread Nationwide panic and fear of homers, sparking an increase of anti-fag violence, fags being banned from the workplace.. etc etc. That is why the Government keep the truth from you! But we can see through their smokescreen.

Thirdly, all fags ARE pedophiles. Why do you think rent-boys exist? And why do you don't get 'rent-girls'? I'll tell you why - because unlike straight men, queers get away with their pedophilia by playing the 'Gay Card'. Seriously, how many fags have you heard of being arrested for raping a young boy in a washroom? NONE! Because it's accepted as the 'norm' within the Queer World. Now, put a straight man in that situation, in a washroom with a young girl. He'd be called an 'evil sex predator', and jailed for years! So why do fags get away with it? Because the Law is too scared to go after them, in case they cry 'persecuted minority'. It's just sick!

And lastly, you say all fags aren't out to give us Christians AIDs? That's ridiculous - Of course they are! Brother Mayfield has every right to worry. For all we know, that fag who spoke to him over the phone was just calling to select another 'victim'. That's how these fag predators work - these queers are very devious!

First, they call random homes to select their straight 'target' (They prefer Christians or old folks), then they turn up at your door 'pretending' to sell stuff. What you don't realise, is that they have infected gay semen or AIDs blood all over their hands! When they gain entry to your home, they are wiping their disease all over your stuff! Everything they touch gets AIDs! It's disgusting!

I would urge Brother Mayfield to be very careful over the next few weeks. Don't let anyone into your home you don't know! If a 'workman' HAS access to your property, get him to clean his hands first (use anti-bacterial wipes and bleach). Don't allow him to access to your toilet, and be very wary of whatever he touches. If in doubt, just disinfect EVERYTHING after he leaves! Better to be safe that sorry.

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This Thread is starting to creep me out.
Now we've got a bunch of retardeds coming in here actually defending these perverts.

I need to check out with my Pastor if It's true that the Aids gets carried along downwind of a Homer.



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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 07-02-2008, 12:11 PM

Okay, listen up lezzies:

I am sick and tired of you coming at us True Christians in packs like you do! It's perverted and sick! ANY person who has ANY 'affections' for ANY other person of the same sex is an abomination unto the LORD your GOD!

If any one of you dykes had spent half as much time studying scripture as you have with your noses buried in each other's lady parts, you'd know this!

I don't even want to hear about how 'oh, all you need is love,' and 'we can be sick fags and dykes and still love GOD too!'

You cannot live willfully in direct opposition to GOD and serve HIM!

'No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.' - Matthew 6:24

Loving and serving GOD means keeping His laws, regulations and instructions. Nobody can do that without having first been washed in JESUS' precious sweet blood!

You need to give up your homosexual lifestyle (which is nothing more than a choice that you made as angry young women because you cannot accept that your place is BENEATH your husbands) and settle down with a KJV and ask JESUS in Heaven to forgive you of your unspeakable transgressions against righteousness and nature!

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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 07-02-2008, 12:54 PM

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I need to check out with my Pastor if It's true that the Aids gets carried along downwind of a Homer.


It is a worrying time, sister.

I remember reading a similar story in my local Church newsletter. Apparently, a good Christian woman who took her kids out for dinner - at McDonalds! … Yes, McDonalds!

Most of us already know that disgusting place is infested by homers, but apparently noone told her. It wasn’t until her whole family were half-way through their meal, that she thought about her server’s sissy high-pitced girly voice! She realised he was probably a fag, and had AIDs. So she quickly grabbed the half-eaten burgers off her kids, and threw them in the trash…. but by then it was too late! Seriously, this is a true story - The whole family ended up with AIDs, and died! They were obviously putting a little ‘extra’ into their ‘special sauce’! .... Terrifying!
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