[Dennis Lukes]

Confucius say "Even a stopped crock is light twice a day." Recently, the Chinks have sentenced a Canuck to death for smuggling drugs. Apparently they're still touchy since the whole opium wars thing. While they're undoubtedly doing it for the wrong reasons, and certainly not to please Jesus, they are doing the right thing. It won't save these Godless slants from Hell, but it's still good news.



Our Godly Republican President, Ronald "Dutch" "The Gipper" Reagan, waged a War on Drugs. He did battle with vile beaners like Pablo Escobar, Felix Gallardo, and Tony Montana who illegally sold cocaine to our nigras, turning them into pain-resistant killing machines. If only the limp-wristed sissies in Congress hadn't held him back, he would've been able to unleash our full nuclear might to destroy Mexico and wipe out the drugs at their source. Killing drug dealers makes Jesus smile and it's the American way.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Oooh, yes that is very good news! Canadians are absolute scum.

[MitzaLizalor]

They do make nice cakes though.