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Default My grandson made me this great alarm clock! - 03-02-2011, 07:45 AM

One of my grandsons did something useful for a change. His father finally started to apply the rod on that chap and he has improved greatly because of this. Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

As I am completely free of sin, I always sleep very well. So to rise at 5 am I always need a proper alarm clock. 1st John 3:9 "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."

This is the alarm clock my grandson made me:


It wakes me up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon! His mother is a complete idiot so I never expected this from him.


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Default Re: My grandson made me this great alarm clock! - 03-02-2011, 04:06 PM

That is a very smart idea! I wake my husband up to the exact same thing, only the actual thing! Not just the smell.

I ask God every night to wake me up at 4am, so I can start my daily prayers and serving my husband, and sure enough, at 4am each morning, I wake up!
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Default Re: My grandson made me this great alarm clock! - 03-02-2011, 04:18 PM

I think it's wonderful that your grandson is so thoughtful to slide his slender pork strip into your box each morning. What a wonderful way to wake up! Hosanna In The Highest!

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Default Re: My grandson made me this great alarm clock! - 03-07-2011, 03:38 AM

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I think it's wonderful that your grandson is so thoughtful to slide his slender pork strip into your box each morning. What a wonderful way to wake up! Hosanna In The Highest!

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Sounds like you are subtly questioning the quality of COM's grandson's Pork Strip there Harry.


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Default Re: My grandson made me this great alarm clock! - 03-07-2011, 05:08 AM

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One of my grandsons did something useful for a change. His father finally started to apply the rod on that chap and he has improved greatly because of this. Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

As I am completely free of sin, I always sleep very well. So to rise at 5 am I always need a proper alarm clock. 1st John 3:9 "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."

This is the alarm clock my grandson made me:


It wakes me up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon! His mother is a complete idiot so I never expected this from him.
That is a really terrific gift. If your grandson ever needs a trade, I have an idea.


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Default Re: My grandson made me this great alarm clock! - 03-07-2011, 06:10 AM

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Sounds like you are subtly questioning the quality of COM's grandson's Pork Strip there Harry.
Is bacon not thinly sliced? Even the thick-cut bacon is thin compared to, say, a pork chop.

Of course, Harry may have meant "tender pork strip".


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Default Re: My grandson made me this great alarm clock! - 03-07-2011, 07:10 AM

What a wonderful gift.

I hope I will have a grandson, one day, which will make me a thing like that

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Is bacon not thinly sliced? Even the thick-cut bacon is thin compared to, say, a pork chop.

Of course, Harry may have meant "tender pork strip".
I would never question the quality of a boy's gift of meat, and certainly never intended to imply his slab of pork would be anything less than 6.5" cut and thick.

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Default Re: My grandson made me this great alarm clock! - 03-11-2011, 05:31 PM

Judging my your picture I'd say your Grandson needs to make you a razor and a hair comb
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