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04-28-2021, 11:06 PM
sorry to burst your bubble but children do not go to hell. the truth is unless you are a child or a child like person you are going to hell. adults go to hell. I don't like how so called Christians pick and choose their beliefs from the bible. but I trust Jesus. and he said you must be children or a child like person to go to heaven. I do not like how this website says nearly everyone is going to HELL including children. you should all be ashamed of yourselves. Jesus loves ALL the little children. and ADULTery is a sin. think about that. Mary is the mother of God and I don't like how you dishonor her. she is a divine woman. that is Jesus' mom for goodness sakes. Baptists act like they hate her. it is God's will for many to be saved. but unfortunately many people are very mean and evil. that is why you must be a child or childlike to inherent heaven. children are pure and innocent. God would be unjust if he sent children to hell. most likely this post is going to be erased. but you all really need to know that and repent and put away your sinful ways and just embrace Jesus and if you can't accept the way how innocent children are than I feel sorry for you. you will go to hell. signed, God Jay hoovah
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04-28-2021, 11:14 PM
Jason--Welcome to our True Christian™ forum. Delete your post? Goodness no. We are resolved to visit with you and convert you. Obviously you are not a Christian. If you are please tell us what church you go to and if you have produced any soldiers for Christ.
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04-28-2021, 11:31 PM
I am a Christian and I'm really just letting you know how I feel about the Baptist church and it's beliefs. I have been kicked out and escorted by the police just for referencing the name Mary. the church has also sent me jail for disagreeing with them. I am saved but I do not think this church is saved. I told the police officer don't I have religious freedom? and he said that all churches are the church of Satan and he said I should start my own church because I am known by some maybe alot of people and they know I speak the truth. if you cannot accept me truly you are actually rejecting God.
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Re: this church sounds like the church of Satan -
04-29-2021, 01:15 AM
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sorry to burst your bubble but children do not go to hell. the truth is unless you are a child or a child like person you are going to hell. adults go to hell. I don't like how so called Christians pick and choose their beliefs from the bible. but I trust Jesus. and he said you must be children or a child like person to go to heaven. I do not like how this website says nearly everyone is going to HELL including children. you should all be ashamed of yourselves. Jesus loves ALL the little children. and ADULTery is a sin. think about that. Mary is the mother of God and I don't like how you dishonor her. she is a divine woman. that is Jesus' mom for goodness sakes. Baptists act like they hate her. it is God's will for many to be saved. but unfortunately many people are very mean and evil. that is why you must be a child or childlike to inherent heaven. children are pure and innocent. God would be unjust if he sent children to hell. most likely this post is going to be erased. but you all really need to know that and repent and put away your sinful ways and just embrace Jesus and if you can't accept the way how innocent children are than I feel sorry for you. you will go to hell. signed, God Jay hoovah
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I am a Christian and I'm really just letting you know how I feel about the Baptist church and it's beliefs. I have been kicked out and escorted by the police just for referencing the name Mary. the church has also sent me jail for disagreeing with them. I am saved but I do not think this church is saved. I told the police officer don't I have religious freedom? and he said that all churches are the church of Satan and he said I should start my own church because I am known by some maybe alot of people and they know I speak the truth. if you cannot accept me truly you are actually rejecting God.
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04-29-2021, 01:40 AM
We would be happy to refute your nonsensical rants if you would do us the courtesy of being short and to the point. Do you think anyone actually read your wall-of-text posts start to finish? Do you?
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04-29-2021, 01:46 AM
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...if you cannot accept me truly you are actually rejecting God.
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Yeah, uh, lol, no. Let me bring you up to speed:
The Bible is the reference here. If you would like to claim anything about God and/or Jesus, don't "yeah well Jesus said X sometime", cite the Scripture where Jesus says X (you've got Google, you can find it ).
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04-29-2021, 02:09 AM
There's too much to assess but by examining the first claims we can see, if the rest is worth considering. Let us see:
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sorry to burst your bubble but children do not go to hell. the truth is unless you are a child or a child like person you are going to hell. adults go to hell. I don't like how so called Christians pick and choose their beliefs from the bible. ...
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Very hard to tell, but this jamesjoycian stream of consciousness may be referring to this:
Ephesians 5:1
Be ye therefore followers of God, as dear children;
This is equivocation. Children of God does not mean literal underage people. We have children, they grow up but remain our children. Does God also advice us to grow up? As it happens, He does! Glory! Paul our Apostle was quite clear about this.
1 Corinthians 13:11
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
1 Corinthians 14:20
Brethren, be not children in understanding: howbeit in malice be ye children, but in understanding be men.
In understanding we must be men. Incidentally, not women, also clearly stated by Paul. Fortunately, many of our True Christian™ Ladies have an understanding that almost brings them up to the status of honorary men®. Now, are children really innocent, nice and worthy of Heaven? Let us see if this is also the case. Our source: The KJV Bible! Glory. As it happens, children are often cruel and worthy of agonizing punishment and death!
2 Kings 2:22-24
So the waters were healed unto this day, according to the saying of Elisha which he spake. And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
Oh dear, God decided to kill those nasty kids by using she-bears as His proxy. Nice.
I rest my case in Christ,
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Re: this church sounds like the church of Satan -
04-29-2021, 08:32 AM
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The salient point was that God has a mother.
Who created her?
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04-29-2021, 08:45 AM
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sorry to burst your bubble but children do not go to hell. the truth is unless you are a child or a child like person you are going to hell. adults go to hell.
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What is the cutoff age, according to the Bible?
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I don't like how so called Christians pick and choose their beliefs from the bible. but I trust Jesus. and he said you must be children or a child like person to go to heaven.
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He also said this:
John 3:18 KJV He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
I don't see an exception for age; do you? Also, what you're saying would reach the following absurd result: It would be a great mercy to kill children before they reach the age of accountability, whatever that is, since we'd be guaranteeing that they go to Heaven.
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I do not like how this website says nearly everyone is going to HELL including children. you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
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Then you must not like this either:
Matthew 7:13-14 KJV 13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide [is] the gate, and broad [is] the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: 14 Because strait [is] the gate, and narrow [is] the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
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Jesus loves ALL the little children. and ADULTery is a sin.
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Your silly word play proves nothing.
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Mary is the mother of God and I don't like how you dishonor her.
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Matthew 12:48-50 KJV 48 But he answered and said unto him that told him, Who is my mother? and who are my brethren? 49 And he stretched forth his hand toward his disciples, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren! 50 For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother.
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she is a divine woman.
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So you're a polytheist? Also, care to back that up with Scripture?
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Baptists act like they hate her.
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We don't. We hate the sin of idolatry. You should, too.
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it is God's will for many to be saved.
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See the Bible passage about the gate above.
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God would be unjust if he sent children to hell.
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Romans 9:19-21 KJV 19 Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will? 20 Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed [it], Why hast thou made me thus? 21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
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I am a Christian and I'm really just letting you know how I feel about the Baptist church and it's beliefs. I have been kicked out and escorted by the police just for referencing the name Mary. the church has also sent me jail for disagreeing with them. I am saved but I do not think this church is saved. I told the police officer don't I have religious freedom? and he said that all churches are the church of Satan and he said I should start my own church because I am known by some maybe alot of people and they know I speak the truth. if you cannot accept me truly you are actually rejecting God.
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Yeah, right, I believe with perfect faith that any of that happened.
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Re: this church sounds like the church of Satan -
04-29-2021, 01:04 PM
Mathew 18:3 Matthew 18:3[3]And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
seriously just look at your posts. you are all picking verses from scripture you want to believe while rejecting others. I know that Baptists take the whole book 100% literal. you can not always take the bible 100% literal. you have to know how to read in between the lines and read the fine print. look into what a verse is saying and take some others at face value. many people twists the words of Paul. and Jesus spoke alot of parables. I am the apostle Jason mentioned in acts 17 all that stuff is court documented in my court records. and I am also God Jehovah. my portrait was drawn by the Jehovah witnesses in their book draw close to Jehovah. Jesus and heavenly father are for me and not against me. Jeremiah 8:8 says that the bible has errors in it so I guess you also ignore that verse of Scripture. that's not very nice to call me unsaved trash. You are not God himself to judge righteously. You are hypocrites. and very nieeve. I don't know if I have really saved to many people but I encourage people to have faith that they will live forever in heaven if they would just give their heart to Jesus and believe in his ransom for them on the cross. you people can argue and debate all you want. but I tell you that the. spirit of contention is of the devil and I hope that you people will humble yourselves before God instead of renouncing me.
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04-29-2021, 01:15 PM
Mary is the most blessed among all women. that makes her divine. and she gave birth to Jesus God in the flesh. God first created lady wisdom proverbs 8. and Mary gave birth to God
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Re: this church sounds like the church of Satan -
04-29-2021, 01:44 PM
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you can not always take the bible 100% literal. you have to know how to read in between the lines and read the fine print. look into what a verse is saying and take some others at face value.
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This is where your train left the tracks. If the Bible is the word of God what you wrote has to be incorrect. We here at Landover Baptist are experts in this stuff. You could learn from us.
But, of course, if you maintain your hardened heart this will be impossible and your eternity looks grim.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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04-29-2021, 01:44 PM
that doesn't mean though that you should worship Mary or pray to her. no God hates that only worship and pray to God. but you should honor her as your spiritual mother.
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04-29-2021, 01:51 PM
I think it's sad that the church has become a place of very mean and judgemental people. I dunno if there is any hope in all that. I think that's why alot of people dont even go to church anymore. even heavenly father told. me he feels unwelcome. and trust me you will be judged by him when you leave this world. and he is very serious when it comes to sin. you need to get your house in order.
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04-29-2021, 02:40 PM
the age of accountability is 12 years old. that's when children know the difference between right and wrong. mentally handicapped people that at least know that murder stealing and lying are wrong are not condemned
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Re: this church sounds like the church of Satan -
04-29-2021, 03:39 PM
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I think it's sad that the church has become a place of very mean and judgemental people. I dunno if there is any hope in all that. I think that's why alot of people dont even go to church anymore. even heavenly father told. me he feels unwelcome. and trust me you will be judged by him when you leave this world. and he is very serious when it comes to sin. you need to get your house in order.
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Dear Mr. Hoovah: Your statement, unfortunately, is full of resentful sentiment toward the people at . And, it goes against the blessed words of our , the :
Matthew 7:1 "Judge not, that ye be not judged."
I do hope that you will see that we are here to help you; to assist you in correcting errors and misconceptions that will keep you from finding salvation through the Name of .
Romans 10:13 "For whosoever shall call upon the name of the shall be saved."
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that doesn't mean though that you should worship Mary or pray to her. no God hates that only worship and pray to God. but you should honor her as your spiritual mother.
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Can you please show me where the requires this? I'm afraid that I have missed this instruction.
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sorry to burst your bubble but children do not go to hell. the truth is unless you are a child or a child like person you are going to hell. adults go to hell. I don't like how so called Christians pick and choose their beliefs from the bible. but I trust Jesus. and he said you must be children or a child like person to go to heaven. I do not like how this website says nearly everyone is going to HELL including children. you should all be ashamed of yourselves. Jesus loves ALL the little children. and ADULTery is a sin. think about that. Mary is the mother of God and I don't like how you dishonor her. she is a divine woman. that is Jesus' mom for goodness sakes. Baptists act like they hate her. it is God's will for many to be saved. but unfortunately many people are very mean and evil. that is why you must be a child or childlike to inherent heaven. children are pure and innocent. God would be unjust if he sent children to hell. most likely this post is going to be erased. but you all really need to know that and repent and put away your sinful ways and just embrace Jesus and if you can't accept the way how innocent children are than I feel sorry for you. you will go to hell. signed, God Jay hoovah
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Perhaps you can explain why the treated these "pure and innocent" children in the manner, as described here:
Jeremiah 51:22 "With thee also will I break in pieces man and woman; and with thee will I break in pieces old and young; and with thee will I break in pieces the young man and the maid;"
Ezekiel 9:5,6:
5 And to the others he said in mine hearing, Go ye after him through the city, and smite: let not your eye spare, neither have ye pity:
6 Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women: but come not near any man upon whom is the mark; and begin at my sanctuary. Then they began at the ancient men which were before the house.
Surely, there are reasons why Almighty commanded his armies to do these acts to "pure and innocent" children, and I cannot wait to hear your explanation!
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04-29-2021, 03:50 PM
you are say that children are evil and deserve to die an agonizing case??? and you say I have a hard heart??? I rest my case
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04-29-2021, 03:56 PM
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you are say that children are evil and deserve to die an agonizing case??? and you say I have a hard heart??? I rest my case
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Dear, are you referring to my latest posting? If so, can you please show me where I said such things? I was showing you what the contains. If you don't believe me, then kindly research the references which were provided for your benefit, and study them for yourself. You will find that the references within the blessed Book are there.
At no time did I say that children deserve to die an agonizing death. However, if your message is intended for another member, then I hope that you will clarify this. You did not "quote" the message that concerns you; although, I suspect your comment is intended for me.
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04-29-2021, 04:16 PM
"die an agonizing death" typo
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Re: this church sounds like the church of Satan -
04-29-2021, 04:17 PM
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the age of accountability is 12 years old. that's when children know the difference between right and wrong. mentally handicapped people that at least know that murder stealing and lying are wrong are not condemned
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If you were right, the most selfless thing anyone could do at the peril of his/her own soul, would be to kill everyone before they turn 12. For instance, if someone was already under the influence of Matthew 12:31 and beyond Salvation™, (s)he might still try to do the right things and give the 11-year-old assured eternal bliss.
This idea of yours - killing everyone at 11 at the latest - is preposterous and extremely damaging. It would condone abortion, as it would guarantee the child a place in Heaven, even if the parent would suffer for eternity in Hell. Incidentally, what would you say is the message of the verse below?
Psalms 137:9
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
Please show us the KJV verse that absolutely determines age 12 as the ultimate threshold.
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