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Default The "Queen" James "bible".....what. WHAT?! - 06-19-2013, 04:26 AM

I came across something last night and was just...just shocked. Honestly I wasn't sure WHAT thread I should post this in. So since honestly I believe these blasphemers are WAY past rescue by prayer, and that this really doesn't classify as news or anything, since it's more of a recreational thing but...this is the most offensive thing I've seen in a while. I honestly don;t have the words to even....just read it. Just....just look.

http://queenjamesbible.com/



Disgusting.


But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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Default Re: The "Queen" James "bible".....what. WHAT?! - 06-19-2013, 06:20 AM

I wonder if it has holes precut in it. You know how those queers like to do..

You know, take out the parts that are against homosexuality.


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Default Re: The "Queen" James "bible".....what. WHAT?! - 06-19-2013, 06:56 AM

Are the pages asbestos permeated? I can't imagine how it wouldn't spontaneously combust otherwise.


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Default Re: The "Queen" James "bible".....what. WHAT?! - 06-19-2013, 07:28 AM

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Are the pages asbestos permeated? I can't imagine how it wouldn't spontaneously combust otherwise.
No doubt the pages are absorbent. I confidently expect the pages to be permeated with the sexcremental fluids of the gaywise onanist

No one can dispute that autoplying of the penile member is one step away from anal rape: what straight man wants to touch any unit of man steel?

Then these so call 'Thyphoid Marys' hand these disease ridden AIDS packages to our young, youthful, clean limbed, young sports scholarships at the universities with one intention.

We all know what that is.

That's right: anal sex.

Once infected with the AIDS the bacterium goes to the brain and reduces the inhibitions and fear of the agonising pain that anality brings.

The radical gay agenda will stop at nothing until the tears of our fresh faced, sculpted young freshmen males are absorbed into the snowy white pillow they are forced to bite into as they are repeatedly raped (anally) by victims of this filthy, filthy trade, I expect.

It stinks and I hate it.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: The "Queen" James "bible".....what. WHAT?! - 06-19-2013, 09:07 AM

Aside from the outright blasphemy of a "Queen James Bible" - and not even to mention the sacrilege of the nipple clamps and cock rings of the gay agenda, get ready for - Broadway Show Tunes at Sunday Church services (yes, it's "Hallelujah Broadway").

Prepare to be gagged by a bucket load of dry cathylick death wafers as the music of the eternally insufferable musical hack Andrew Lloyd Webber is played from your local church sanctuary.



Beam me up Jesus.


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brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Default Re: The "Queen" James "bible".....what. WHAT?! - 06-19-2013, 12:07 PM

I've been reading some stuff recently, The Communist Manifesto, Mein Kampf, not Aleister Crowley or the Analects Of Confucius but I can imagine what they probably say by looking at Chinese and Englishes.

So my point is I don't agree with Adolph Hitler or Karl Marx. Therefore I don't join the communist party or become a fascist.

Now say if I were a sex pervert and I read The Bible. Surely I would not agree with It, at least insofar as It commands homosexualists, necromancers and (most) sluts to be killed. The same day. Therefore I would not join a Church.

Does this make sense, or is there something wrong with me?

When Hitler says "gas the Jews" and if I don't agree with that, well I can't really join the Party and declare "Oh, Hitler never meant actually gas people" can I? That's what he said, that's what he did.

I wouldn't join the communists either. I don't agree with them at all. Saying "Oh, collective ownership of the means of production was never in Marx' mind when he wrote the manifesto or free love or collective ownership of all wives" but that IS what he wrote. I just read it. It stinks. So I don't rush off and join the communists.

Why would a pervert join a church? Read the source material, that's what it says; if you disagree: DON'T JOIN.

Jesus would know that the libidinous sodomite (or other pervert) was not a real member of His Church, Jesus would know what He'd said. We know too, because He has told us. Whatever this Queen James has been told certainly cannot come from Jesus.
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