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Default Immigration test - 09-15-2020, 12:53 AM

When Trump wins the election later this year and signs an Executive Order declaring himself the greatest citizen of all time and President for Life, there needs to be some changes. One of his first acts should be to upgrade the immigration test to be sure we are getting the best foreigners coming here. We could start with the American Language test and set the pass mark to 100% otherwise you start your application over - we must stress the importance of not sounding like a foreign terrorist when integrating yourself into our monolingual culture and getting used to a diet of white bread and sprinkles.

So here's the first question - match the adjective to the noun:

Sleepy
Slimeball
Phoney
Crooked
Low energy
Nervous
Little
Lyin'
Shifty
Horseface
Kung

And here are the nouns:

Marco
Joe
Jeb
Stormy
Nancy
Schiff
Ted
Tony
Flu
Hilary
Comey

I hope you got them all right. Maybe it was too easy. Bonus point if you name the connection between all these people.


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