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Default A reminder that college is no place for Christian daughters - 08-16-2019, 07:56 PM

When a father encourages his daughter to go to college, or get any kind of academic degree, he is helping Satan send the girl into Hell on earth. Not only is she vulnerable spiritually, but because she is at the peak of her fertility she is vulnerable in the flesh. Here are the facts about the vast majority of colleges and universities in America.
  • Professors preach nonsense along with some facts to confuse the girl into discarding her Christian values and fight for Gays and Feminazis. Once she realizes she has pleased Satan, she is less likely to stop.
  • Dorms are built and decorated to resemble the dens of iniquity of Paris, where getting Syphilis is the national pastime.
  • Without the stopgaps previously provided at home and church, the girl and her own pheremonal and hormonal raging will be surrounded by thousands of young males (also with raging hormones). These men will lie, cheat, and steal to convince a girl to give up her carnal treasure.
  • Feminism is the Law of the Land at public and non Christian private colleges and to speak out against it can result in suspension or legal troubles.
  • School health departments hand out birth control pills, condoms, and abortions like candy at Halloween.
  • Forming lifelong attachments are scorned upon. Marriage is mocked. Children are considered burdens. This is completely natural for the daughter of Eve. She was created to be a help meet (Genesis 2:18), and bear many children so her husband is not humiliated at church (Psalm 127:3-5).


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: A reminder that college is no place for Christian daughters - 08-17-2019, 02:59 PM

My own mother went to college to get her MRS degree, and successfully graduated by marrying my father. Of course, this was back in the Godly 1950s, back when colleges had strict rules governing relations between the sexes, and colored folk were not admitted.


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Default Re: A reminder that college is no place for Christian daughters - 08-17-2019, 08:32 PM

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Without the stopgaps previously provided at home and church, the girl and her own pheremonal and hormonal raging will be surrounded by thousands of young males (also with raging hormones). These men will lie, cheat, and steal to convince a girl to give up her carnal treasure.
Yes, many innocent Christian women so easily give-up their Christian innocences to the nonChristian men they date.


They let THEM -- not the Christian men they may later marry -- be the first to penetrate their innocent Christian womanhoods and break their holy hymens.


The innocent Christian woman so easily gives-into her man's seductive moves and gives him her Sister in Christ vaginas, so easily putting aside her Christian faith and moral convictions.
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Default Re: A reminder that college is no place for Christian daughters - 08-18-2019, 03:02 AM

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Yes, many innocent Christian women so easily give-up their Christian innocences to the nonChristian men they date.


They let THEM -- not the Christian men they may later marry -- be the first to penetrate their innocent Christian womanhoods and break their holy hymens.


The innocent Christian woman so easily gives-into her man's seductive moves and gives him her Sister in Christ vaginas, so easily putting aside her Christian faith and moral convictions.
My word, Ms. Postings. I've seen several of your posts, and you certainly seem to be obsessed with women and their virginity! Is it possible you are a spinster who is doomed to be single and childless forever because you carelessly lost your virginity?


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Default Re: A reminder that college is no place for Christian daughters - 08-19-2019, 12:30 AM

Amen, Pastor! Why, a school girl need only read the first four chapters of the Holy Bible to find out evolution is a lie (Genesis 1:1); There are only two genders (Genesis 1:27); Marriage is between a man and a woman (Genesis 2:24); Feminism is a Lie (Genesis 3:16); All religious don't lead to God (Genesis 4:3-7). Schools of higher education will always try to downplay this and young women are especially vulnerable. In fact, most young women have so much evil in their blood, God has to drain it once a month!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: A reminder that college is no place for Christian daughters - 08-20-2019, 02:23 PM

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My word, Ms. Postings. I've seen several of your posts, and you certainly seem to be obsessed with women and their virginity! Is it possible you are a spinster who is doomed to be single and childless forever because you carelessly lost your virginity?

Am I understanding you correctly that you think it improper to be obsessed with virginity? As you may or may not know, this obsession is merely our imperfect attempt to mimic God's apparent obsession with the sexual behavior of people of all kinds. God Himself clearly calls out sexual sins as some of the most worst:


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18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.

Sexual relations are tantamount to walking into Jesus' Temple and taking a big ol' deuce right on His table. That's hardly behavior we want to encourage, and I suspect you agree with that.


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Default Re: A reminder that college is no place for Christian daughters - 08-20-2019, 06:49 PM

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Am I understanding you correctly that you think it improper to be obsessed with virginity? As you may or may not know, this obsession is merely our imperfect attempt to mimic God's apparent obsession with the sexual behavior of people of all kinds. God Himself clearly calls out sexual sins as some of the most worst:





Sexual relations are tantamount to walking into Jesus' Temple and taking a big ol' deuce right on His table. That's hardly behavior we want to encourage, and I suspect you agree with that.
Of course, you are so right, Dr. Ville. I apologize for my behavior and will make certain my husband knows of my error.


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My own mother went to college to get her MRS degree, and successfully graduated by marrying my father. Of course, this was back in the Godly 1950s, back when colleges had strict rules governing relations between the sexes, and colored folk were not admitted.
Amen, dear Brother Lukes! My mother went to teacher's college to become a teacher. But, back in those days, the standards were much higher and we didn't have all of this upsetting fuss that has infiltrated our education system since then. I've seen the deterioration in the quality of education throughout my career in education and libraries. And it's all because our politicians have slowly, but surely, removed prayer in the classrooms. When Mother was a teacher, she enjoyed the privilege of prayer, including praying for the President. And in those days, the disciplining of unruly students was much more effective, and easier to do, than it is today, and Mother did it according to Biblical principles.

Proverbs 23:13 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die."

That was one of Mother's favorite Bible verses, and one that never failed her, as you'll see in the attached photo where she is tending to an unfortunate hooligan. And as far as women attending college today, I do believe it's something that they should re-consider very carefully.

A blessed day to you, dear Brother Lukes,
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Default Re: A reminder that college is no place for Christian daughters - 08-22-2019, 08:31 PM

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Amen, Pastor! Why, a school girl need only read the first four chapters of the Holy Bible to find out evolution is a lie (Genesis 1:1); There are only two genders (Genesis 1:27); Marriage is between a man and a woman (Genesis 2:24); Feminism is a Lie (Genesis 3:16); All religious don't lead to God (Genesis 4:3-7). Schools of higher education will always try to downplay this and young women are especially vulnerable. In fact, most young women have so much evil in their blood, God has to drain it once a month!
Mary, I am assuming you, just like me, are a mother. We lose blood once a month because that, in both a religious and scientific way, is how we learn that we will be able to have children. If you are so paranoid to believe periods are God draining evil blood out of us, I fear for any daughters you are raising and the self esteem they lose from your advice


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Mary, I am assuming you, just like me, are a mother. We lose blood once a month because that, in both a religious and scientific way, is how we learn that we will be able to have children. If you are so paranoid to believe periods are God draining evil blood out of us, I fear for any daughters you are raising and the self esteem they lose from your advice
Can you back that up with proof from the Bible?


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... We lose blood once a month because that, in both a religious and scientific way, is how we learn that we will be able to have children...
Can you back that up with proof from the Bible?

Or show us where science, even secular science, claims that the purpose of menstruation is to teach us that we will be able to have children?


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Default Re: A reminder that college is no place for Christian daughters - 08-02-2020, 06:15 PM

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Yes, many innocent Christian women so easily give-up their Christian innocences to the nonChristian men they date.

They let THEM -- not the Christian men they may later marry -- be the first to penetrate their innocent Christian womanhoods and break their holy hymens and fill them with their godless, nonChristian sperms...

The innocent Christian woman so easily gives-into her man's seductive moves and gives him her Sister in Christ vaginas, so easily putting aside her Christian faith and moral convictions.
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My word, Ms. Postings. I've seen several of your posts, and you certainly seem to be obsessed with women and their virginity! Is it possible you are a spinster who is doomed to be single and childless forever because you carelessly lost your virginity?
No, but an accurate observation on my part.
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No, but an accurate observation on my part.
Sweetie, in one year of your presence on the forum you have produced a grand total of 10 posts. (Surprisingly, that does not make you the least prolific user of this forum. I remember one who posts only once per seven years).

Out of all of your posts, 50% deal with the issue of women engaging in premarital sex. (10% is your introductory post, and the other 40% deal with you defending yourself when someone questions your obsession with the subject). So yes, you are definitely obsessed, and I agree with Dana that your obsession must stem from a direct experience in this area.
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Out of all of your posts, 50% deal with the issue of women engaging in premarital sex. (10% is your introductory post, and the other 40% deal with you defending yourself when someone questions your obsession with the subject). So yes, you are definitely obsessed, and I agree with Dana that your obsession must stem from a direct experience in this area.
Although quite often, Sister, an obsession like this stems from the absence of any such experience, or perhaps a direct experience of rejection.


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Default Re: A reminder that college is no place for Christian daughters - 08-04-2020, 09:23 AM

The last thing I want to hear about is me and women having sex before marriage.


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The last thing I want to hear about is me and women having sex before marriage.
Apologies for the typo, that should have read "men," not "me." Although, since I'm a man, it still applies. Nothing could disgust me more than the thought of sleeping with a woman outside wedlock, except, of course, the prospect of Sleepy Joe with the nuclear codes.


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My own mother went to college to get her MRS degree, and successfully graduated by marrying my father. Of course, this was back in the Godly 1950s, back when colleges had strict rules governing relations between the sexes, and colored folk were not admitted.
Precisely. The ONLY reason for a Christian girl to attend college-- or any school, really--is to obtain the much vaunted MRS degree.


If more parents took on the direct responsibility of seeing to it that their daughters married educated, successful Christian men, there would be no need for a girl to college.


Honestly, what we need is a specific educational track called "wife school". Now, the True Christian™ mothers here at Landover Baptist Church already provide that form of instruction to their own daughters, but not every family is so conscientious. Thus, young woman who instinctively know that they need a high-earning, virtuous man in order to live a decent, secure life, sometimes head off to college thinking to find such fellows.


What they need to do is head off to church. If necessary, they can attend churches services near institutions of higher learning. When they meet a man there, they can find out what the man is studying and make discrete inquires regarding their potential income expectations.


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Default Re: A reminder that college is no place for Christian daughters - 11-07-2020, 08:55 PM

I agree 100% handmiden. We need to change how the educational system works to make sure all girls have the opportunity, regardless of family background or short comings, to learn to be good, proper, Christen wife's and mothers. As it stands, there are simply too many girls and women who grow up and enter the world without any of the support and education they need to be good wives and mothers.




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Precisely. The ONLY reason for a Christian girl to attend college-- or any school, really--is to obtain the much vaunted MRS degree.


If more parents took on the direct responsibility of seeing to it that their daughters married educated, successful Christian men, there would be no need for a girl to college.


Honestly, what we need is a specific educational track called "wife school". Now, the True Christian™ mothers here at Landover Baptist Church already provide that form of instruction to their own daughters, but not every family is so conscientious. Thus, young woman who instinctively know that they need a high-earning, virtuous man in order to live a decent, secure life, sometimes head off to college thinking to find such fellows.


What they need to do is head off to church. If necessary, they can attend churches services near institutions of higher learning. When they meet a man there, they can find out what the man is studying and make discrete inquires regarding their potential income expectations.
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Default Re: A reminder that college is no place for Christian daughters - 08-09-2022, 08:12 PM

It's back to school season again, and I thought this thread needed a bit of an update. I know this post will meet some resistance from ultra-traditionalists, but sometimes we need to adapt to modern circumstances, provided that we still must live according to Biblical precepts.

Sending a woman to college is about as rational as sending a pig to flight school if the purpose is education. God just didn't build women to be intelligent. However, sending your daughter to a Bible college for an MRS degree can be a good strategy for helping her snag a Christian man with financial prospects. Yes, it is still the father's job to approve the marriage and negotiate the bride price, but the process runs more smoothly if your daughter likes the man you arrange to marry her. After all, it is quite tedious to have to keep whipping your daughter because she isn't attracted to the man you chose to mate her to. Plus, your wife usually intervenes, asking you to stop the whipping, so then you have to whip your wife, too.

As Brother Lukes pointed out above, any daughter in an MRS degree program must be strictly supervised. Her bride price will fall precipitously if she is discovered not to be a virgin, and Jesus will be unhappy with her, too. So the only proper school for the MRS strategy to work is a Bible-based evangelical school such as Landover Baptist University, sometimes called the Harvard of the Heartland (though it is not a hotbed of sin and atheism the way Harvard is).


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