The count is done and (as expected) it was a landslide victory. Our very own Pastor Eziekel Flints residence count was a whopping 459 confirmed witches. Wen asked, Pastor Flint said God has given him the gift of PerfectVision™ and he was able to see and hit witches at five miles, making any dropped witches in all of Landover part of his count.
As appreciation for the gift of 30,000 rounds of 'test' explosive tracer Ammo from Bobby-Joe's Armory and Christian Home Supplies, Bobby-Joe has been allowed to use one of the 'Reserved' parking spots at the Church for an ENTIRE month.
We want to thank all of this years participants not only for keeping the witch population in control but also (and just about as important) the fellowship of working together as a kind and decent group of caring and loving people, working towards a common goal of a better tomorrow.
Remember to turn in your brass for reloading.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.