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Christian's worst nightmare: The Muppets!!! -
11-25-2011, 09:44 AM
When our prayers for Jim Henson's departure to Hell got answered, we all celebrated. But it seems we might have celebrated too soon. Jim Henson's children, too lazy to earn their own money, sold their souls and their father's Muppets to the worst of them all: Disney! And if you think Bert and Ernie's gay marriage was an insult to America, think again. No one beats Disney when it comes to destroying the souls of our innocent children!
So while "never take a bath" hippie Jim Henson is in Hell, his evil creations live on. Skillfully masquerading as a movie for innocent children their latest "The Muppets" monstrosity is in reality a huge pedophilia sex fest.
Jim Henson's favorite pose? Gay fisting Kermit the frog!
God hates lazy hippies: Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
A huge pedophilia sex fest.
The creators of this movie are not even trying to hide their evil intentions. " With some adult humor, of course!" is what they tell everyone in interviews. Movies for children with adult humor, only Disney will sink this low.
One of these Muppets has loud orgasms all the time. His name? "Animal", I kid you not. Nothing good can come from exposing children to big screen orgasms.
"Animal" during one of his many orgasms:
Planting the image that science is good and God is bad in our children's minds, anal probes are shown on the big screen to make the gay deathstyle appear as something normal.
Some lab Muppet during his anal probe:
The worst of them all? Miss Piggy! There isn't a moment that this slut isn't trying to seduce both people and animals into unmarried sex.
This is NOT a proper role model:
Miss Piggy, is clearly not a Christian lady: 1st Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"
Attacking the American dream!
The "story" of this pathetic excuse of a movie is that a real 1% American, Tex Richman, is trying to save our economy from the Chinese mafia by drilling for oil. The liberal eco-hippie Muppets are of course sabotaging him to promote gay love instead of working hard to earn an honest dollar.
Mocking the American way:
Taking your child's virginity!
There can be only one conclusion here. Jesus does not approve this! Already many incidents have been reported of adults and innocent children having sex while watching this movie. Copying Miss Piggy's slutty lifestyle and having orgasms like an animal. And what is Obama doing against this? Nothing! I rest my case.
I cannot even describe this:
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Christian's worst nightmare: The Pedo Muppets taking your child's virginity!!! -
11-25-2011, 09:45 AM
how does god allow people to molest children?
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Re: Christian's worst nightmare: The Pedo Muppets taking your child's virginity!!! -
11-25-2011, 10:08 AM
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how does god allow people to molest children?
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Hello again, my developmentally disabled friend! I've been looking and looking, but I can't seem to find the introductory thread you will have naturally started about yourself in the Introductory Forum. Could you please link to it so that I can read your introductory thread and learn all about you?
Normally we'd want a new member to tell us how many sons he has and what church he attends, but I'm assuming the best you can do when confined to an adult care facility is hope they have some kind of chaplain who comes around on Sundays and ministers to you.
And, of course, I'm assuming/praying that you've been sterilized, and therefore have no mentally handicapped children.
But hey, we're getting ahead of ourselves, aren't we? Please tell me exactly where I can find your introduction and get to know all about you and your walk with the Lord!
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Re: Christian's worst nightmare: The Pedo Muppets taking your child's virginity!!! -
11-25-2011, 10:08 AM
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how does god allow people to molest children?
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Allow it!? Are you retarded!? God punishes those who break His laws with eternal damnation to the fires of Hell! That doesn't really sound like allowing it to me...
Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
Let me guess, you actually like going to Disney movies with innocent children!?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Christian's worst nightmare: The Pedo Muppets taking your child's virginity!!! -
11-25-2011, 03:03 PM
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how does god ... ?
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Job 11:7 Canst thou by searching find out God? canst thou find out the Almighty unto perfection?
Romans 11:33 O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! how unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways past finding out! There's your problem!
People suffer horribly because God wants them to so we can see how He treats people He hates and make sure we do things that don't make Him hate us.
Want to know how not to be hated by God? Read the Bible.
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Re: Christian's worst nightmare: The Pedo Muppets taking your child's virginity!!! -
11-25-2011, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
The worst of them all? Miss Piggy! There isn't a moment that this slut isn't trying to seduce both people and animals into unmarried sex.
This is NOT a proper role model:
Miss Piggy, is clearly not a Christian lady: 1st Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"
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Brother Cranky, I fear you have accidentally posted a picture of Kelly Clarkson.
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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Christian's worst nightmare: The Pedo Muppets taking your child's virginity!!! -
11-25-2011, 11:48 PM
Thank you, brother, for exposing the horrors of Jim Henson and his "Muppets". This filth always gives me the creeps.
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Re: Christian's worst nightmare: The Pedo Muppets taking your child's virginity!!! -
11-26-2011, 12:14 AM
Henson employed illegal Mexican children and gave his Muppets AIDS. Even that damn frog in the first picture is in pain - I can only imagine where Henson's hand was!
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Re: Christian's worst nightmare: The Pedo Muppets taking your child's virginity!!! -
11-26-2011, 04:26 AM
Wow, seriously?? What is wrong with you people? You're so busy finding sins in others (that aren't there) so what are you hiding? People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Real christians don't act like this.
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Re: Christian's worst nightmare: The Pedo Muppets taking your child's virginity!!! -
11-26-2011, 05:08 AM
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Real christians don't act like this.
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Would you care to cite some scripture to back up that claim?
And while you're at it, friend, please capitalize "Christian."
Unless, of course, if you don't have any respect for our faith.
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Re: Christian's worst nightmare: The Pedo Muppets taking your child's virginity!!! -
11-26-2011, 05:19 AM
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Real christians don't act like this.
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1 Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Christian's worst nightmare: The Pedo Muppets taking your child's virginity!!! -
12-02-2011, 04:25 AM
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Originally Posted by SamiLW
Wow, seriously?? What is wrong with you people? You're so busy finding sins in others (that aren't there) so what are you hiding? People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Real christians don't act like this.
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I believe this poster is right. Never have I seen so ignorant douche bags that only find fault in others then try to find the good in others and fault in themselves. I hope the Lord saves you all and that you can be persuaded to stop ranting and flaming on things that teach real MORAL VALUE or isn't at all harmless. That's all you assholes do.
And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9
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Re: Christian's worst nightmare: The Pedo Muppets taking your child's virginity!!! -
12-02-2011, 04:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Catholiic and Proud
I believe this poster is right. Never have I seen so ignorant douche bags that only find fault in others then try to find the good in others and fault in themselves. I hope the Lord saves you all and that you can be persuaded to stop ranting and flaming on things that teach real MORAL VALUE or isn't at all harmless. That's all you assholes do.
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Dear Godmocking Papist;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and bowing to statuary to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Christian's worst nightmare: The Pedo Muppets taking your child's virginity!!! -
12-02-2011, 04:34 AM
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I believe this poster is right. Never have I seen so ignorant disgusting obscenity deleted that only find fault in others then try to find the good in others and fault in themselves. I hope the Lord saves you all and that you can be persuaded to stop ranting and flaming on things that teach real MORAL VALUE or isn't at all harmless. That's all you disgusting obscenity deleted do.
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Friend, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
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Re: Christian's worst nightmare: The Muppets!!! -
02-15-2013, 02:15 AM
I can't wait for the day when Kermie the Frog boards HELL Train!
It is well known in the puppet World that Kermie masturbates to porn of Bert and Ernie.
Rot in HELL Kermie, you vile pervert!
And don't even get me started on that homer the Cookie Monster we all know that "cookie" really means anus. And, Elmo is every pedo's dream come true.
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