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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
09-29-2013, 09:23 PM
I can't wait :3, me and my best friend love this time of year, today we went out and bought all the autumn pumpkin stuff. Candles, sweets and of course the pumpkin. We carve it together then on the real day we get in our costumes and go on a walk. After that we get into our onesies, get out the pumpkin stuff and try to stay up all night and watch our favourite shows. This is going to be amazing!
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
09-29-2013, 09:33 PM
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I can't wait :3, me and my best friend love this time of year, today we went out and bought all the autumn pumpkin stuff. Candles, sweets and of course the pumpkin. We carve it together then on the real day we get in our costumes and go on a walk. After that we get into our onesies, get out the pumpkin stuff and try to stay up all night and watch our favourite shows. This is going to be amazing!
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That hardly seems the actions of a grown woman, just how old are you?
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
09-29-2013, 09:40 PM
I'm 19 and my friend is 19 and a half, we try to act grown up but sometimes we can be really childish
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
09-29-2013, 11:06 PM
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I'm 19 and my friend is 19 and a half, we try to act grown up but sometimes we can be really childish
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19. So that means you must have been married for at least 3 years now. Well, I guess having young kids running about makes you feel bit childish at times.
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
09-29-2013, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Scottish Rachel
I can't wait :3, me and my best friend love this time of year, today we went out and bought all the autumn pumpkin stuff. Candles, sweets and of course the pumpkin. We carve it together then on the real day we get in our costumes and go on a walk. After that we get into our onesies, get out the pumpkin stuff and try to stay up all night and watch our favourite shows. This is going to be amazing!
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That all sounds really nice, Rachel, but I didn't notice anything in your plans about praising the LORD. He sent His only Son to die for your sins. I think it's the least you could do, to include Him in your plans for Jesusween.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
09-30-2013, 04:09 AM
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I'm 19 and my friend is 19 and a half, we try to act grown up but sometimes we can be really childish
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So wait a minute... your idea of a child's behavior is inviting men into your ass cavity? I find it reprehensible that your parents taught you it was acceptable to lie on your stomach and turn your rectum inside out for a complete stranger, or your uncle for that matter.
Please learn some other way to acquire positive attention, other than being a warehouse for semen.
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
09-30-2013, 08:47 AM
Eh?!? Jesusween... this doesn't sound happy at all!! What is it and why does it exist? Shouldn't Christians just shun the entire concept of halloween? ... ( ・◇・)?I'm so confused...
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09-30-2013, 08:54 AM
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Eh?!? Jesusween... this doesn't sound happy at all!! What is it and why does it exist? Shouldn't Christians just shun the entire concept of halloween? ... ( ・◇・)?I'm so confused...
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Go back and re-read the thread, geisha girl.
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
09-30-2013, 08:57 AM
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Go back and re-read the thread, geisha girl.
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I read the thread and it still makes no sense. By the way, I'm not a geisha girl~ silly~ I'll let you off the hook this time though! (^_−)☆
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
09-30-2013, 09:06 AM
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So wait a minute... your idea of a child's behavior is inviting men into your ass cavity? I find it reprehensible that your parents taught you it was acceptable to lie on your stomach and turn your rectum inside out for a complete stranger, or your uncle for that matter.
Please learn some other way to acquire positive attention, other than being a warehouse for semen.
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Wait, where did all that come from? I only said I was childish and me and my friend enjoy festive occassions
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
09-30-2013, 09:09 AM
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Wait, where did all that come from? I only said I was childish and me and my friend enjoy festive occassions
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Time to grow up, buttercup.
(1 Corinthians 13:11) "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things."
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
09-23-2014, 10:03 PM
LOVE THIS IDEA OF JESUS WEEN
Every day I am terrified of the HELLISH corruption of my niece, HELLOWEEN is approaching, SATAN'S CHILDREN ARE FOOLS TO BELIEVE HORROR MOVIES ARE GOOD. THE TRUE HORROR IS IN HELL AND THAT IS WHERE THEY ARE HEADED.
JESUS WEEN SHOULD BE ENFORCED ON ALL SCHOOLS SO CHILDREN DO NOT HAVE TO FACE THE TRUE HORROR MOVIE OF HELL
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
09-24-2014, 05:18 AM
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LOVE THIS IDEA OF JESUS WEEN
Every day I am terrified of the HELLISH corruption of my niece, HELLOWEEN is approaching, SATAN'S CHILDREN ARE FOOLS TO BELIEVE HORROR MOVIES ARE GOOD. THE TRUE HORROR IS IN HELL AND THAT IS WHERE THEY ARE HEADED.
JESUS WEEN SHOULD BE ENFORCED ON ALL SCHOOLS SO CHILDREN DO NOT HAVE TO FACE THE TRUE HORROR MOVIE OF HELL
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
09-25-2014, 12:32 PM
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I read the thread and it still makes no sense. By the way, I'm not a geisha girl~ silly~ I'll let you off the hook this time though! (^_−)☆
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I'm confused? Who let a weeaboo in here?
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09-25-2014, 01:19 PM
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I'm confused? Who let a weeaboo in here?
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They flutter about the internet and sometimes get caught up here like a moth to the light. The conviction of their sins usually drives them insane and they crash and burn by the light of the Lord. I used to pray for them, but it started to feel like praying for centipedes. You know, they're almost interesting the first time or two you see one, but then you realize they're just creepy and you don't want any more to do with them.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
09-25-2014, 02:04 PM
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They flutter about the internet and sometimes get caught up here like a moth to the light. The conviction of their sins usually drives them insane and they crash and burn by the light of the Lord. I used to pray for them, but it started to feel like praying for centipedes. You know, they're almost interesting the first time or two you see one, but then you realize they're just creepy and you don't want any more to do with them.
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Wise words, Mary. Even questioning them or their motives seems like a waste of breath at this point. I dislike implying that anyone is a "lost cause", but if I had to, it would be the weeaboos.
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
10-17-2014, 11:34 PM
For Jesusween when the kids to our trailer, my wife is going give the kids horse liver and kidney beans and proclaim it to be the body and kidney stones our your Lord and Savior and you better not pull any tricks and throw 'em in the bushes!
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
10-15-2015, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by GregJohnson
LOVE THIS IDEA OF JESUS WEEN
Every day I am terrified of the HELLISH corruption of my niece, HELLOWEEN is approaching, SATAN'S CHILDREN ARE FOOLS TO BELIEVE HORROR MOVIES ARE GOOD. THE TRUE HORROR IS IN HELL AND THAT IS WHERE THEY ARE HEADED.
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AMEN!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
10-16-2015, 04:18 AM
We live in California, where gays and sodomites live. My husband, instead of candy, or other satanic things, are using this time to spread His word through these lovely cards.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
10-16-2015, 06:56 AM
What a wonderful idea Mrs. Johnson. I also like to pass out literature. I hand draw each one to make it special. I make sure to include my phone number and a place to meet for private prayer counseling. It's very hard for some children to reach out to older people when they need help, believe me I know! A lot of times the adults won't believe them, particularly if they've already been established as little willful liars who can't seem to keep their little mouths shut. That's why it's important that I let them always reach out and get a hold of me. Children have needs too!
If you'd like to try some of my Lester Tracts this year, just let me know!
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