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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 06-02-2009, 01:08 PM

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Lately the unsaved trash who invade our forum to persecute us have started using a new tactic: posting pornography, aka pron. While the most obvious examples are quickly deleted with a simple mouse-click, the forces of darkness have gotten clever enough to try infiltration tactics - sneaking the porn in, under the radar.

Since this is the men's only forum, I should be able to post examples without accidentally tramatizing anyone, but just in case....IF YOU ARE FEMALE OR UNDER THE AGE OF 30 LEAVE THIS THREAD NOW!

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Okay, here is an example of infiltration porn:



Now, It certainly looks to me like an underage male positioning himself for a sodomizing of his mother, but of course it is open to some interpretation. However, one thing we can all agree upon is that this image contains a "post-pubescent female breast".

Which is the definition of pornography under the soon-to-be-passed "Child Online Protection Act". (Go ahead and read the bill for yourself).

See SEC. 231, 6B "



So, by depicting, describing, or representing post-pubescent female breasts on our forum, they can have us punished with this:



So, that means that if a troll makes a post with something that Depicts, describes, or represents a post-pubescent female breast, then copies and pastes it ten times, and for some reason we only delete it after ten days, that's 100 violations.

With 100,000 dollars in fines and civil penalties, plus the 6 months in jail, that adds up to us having to spend ten million dollars and 50 years in jail.

Suddenly all these pictures of naked cherubs and boys with bulges in their shorts all makes sense, doesn't it?

Now, because the Child Online Protection Act is not in effect yet, these porn attacks have no effect on us. We just take half a second clicking the delete button and that's that. When the act goes into effect, we will hire 24-hour porn-catchers (The chinese are very cost-effective at this) and/or require a credit card number from people who wish to read the forum.

As for the question of what to do about statues and paintings that contain post-pubescent female breasts, we have already begun a program to file down and/or repaint the breasts in question to become pubescent female breasts. Venus Di Milo, by the way, has far more artistic merit as a 13-year old girl than as a post-pubescent woman.

So don't get me wrong: I am 100% in favor of the Child Online Protection Act. All these claims that we're invading privacy is nonsense, and the Bush administration will prove it once they've managed to sue Google into reveiling what you've all be entering into search engines:



So why subpoena Google? The government will make its case by reading us a list of all the disgusting, licentious things that people typed into a Google window over the course of a week. Because that would prove that people look for dirty stuff on the web.

Thus the Republican Party will prove that any child could find him or herself looking at online filth just by innocently typing (for example) “pregnant shemale amputee midgets drowning in semen” into a Google window. It probably happens all the time, for school projects and whatnot, and just think about what that seemingly innocuous search could lead to!

I for one am happy to be alive at a time when the government wants to view information about our online habits, when they’re not even trying to prosecute a crime. They need to subpoena Google in order to prove that people use the Internet for porn, in order to shore up their case for re-passing that bill that the ultra-liberal Supreme Court absurdly called a violation of privacy.

This is going to work so well we won't even need to complete that legislation to to remove the letters E, S, and X from keyboards sold to minors.
Really?! underage male positioning himself for a sodomizing of his mother, but of course it is open to some interpretation. However, one thing we can all agree upon is that this image contains a "post-pubescent female breast". Underage male with wings? Cherub. Next breast size doesn't indicate age at all. In fact sculptures of this era all have women exactly like this no one has ever claimed them to be post-pubescent. What are we resorting to next?book burning?
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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 06-02-2009, 01:09 PM

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What are we resorting to next?book burning?
We had a great one a few weeks back, but the video game burning we did last year was a MUCH bigger success!


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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 06-02-2009, 01:11 PM

really burning games? wasting money you could have directed towards your cause instead you promoted the sales of the games your against.
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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 06-02-2009, 01:14 PM

oh by the way I love the whole title I have next to my name. Unsaved trash?! Under investigation?! Who is investigating me? Who is judging me? Only one and its no one in this site. This is a terrible way to invite anyone even if you are for or against them.
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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 06-02-2009, 01:16 PM

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Really?! underage male positioning himself for a sodomizing of his mother, but of course it is open to some interpretation. However, one thing we can all agree upon is that this image contains a "post-pubescent female breast". Underage male with wings? Cherub. Next breast size doesn't indicate age at all. In fact sculptures of this era all have women exactly like this no one has ever claimed them to be post-pubescent. What are we resorting to next?book burning?
Book burning is a time-honored Christian practice, and appears in the Holy Bible, friend. The first Christian book burning occurs when Paul's converts at Ephesus burn 50,000 silver pieces worth of books. (Since a piece of silver was worth about a days wages, this would have been several million dollars worth of books.)

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Acts 19:19 Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together, and burned them before all men: and they counted the price of them, and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver. 19:20 So mightily grew the word of God and prevailed.
And what is all this about adult women and pre-pubescent breasts? Been spending time in the whorehouses on Tokyo? Those Geisha are really expensive!

Not that I'd know.


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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 06-02-2009, 01:22 PM

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Book burning is a time-honored Christian practice, and appears in the Holy Bible, friend. The first Christian book burning occurs when Paul's converts at Ephesus burn 50,000 silver pieces worth of books. (Since a piece of silver was worth about a days wages, this would have been several million dollars worth of books.)



And what is all this about adult women and pre-pubescent breasts? Been spending time in the whorehouses on Tokyo? Those Geisha are really expensive!

Not that I'd know.
Well its time to think smarter and not play by "they're"rules. Is this how you welcome guests? Are you passing judgement on me? Just cause i am in Japan I must be visiting whorehouses and geisha's. I happen to be in the military serving overseas. So thanks alot.
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I happen to be in the military serving overseas.
Then why aren't you in Iraq killing Islamo-facists for Jesus? Something doesn't smell quite right about your story.


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Well its time to think smarter and not play by "they're"rules. Is this how you welcome guests? Are you passing judgement on me? Just cause i am in Japan I must be visiting whorehouses and geisha's. I happen to be in the military serving overseas. So thanks alot.
Friend, we get infestations of trolls, sodomites, and semi-retarded goths on a regular basis. We have to be careful. Once your DOF file is processed, your tile may change.

Why don't you do the friendly thing, and go make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section. Tell us about yourself, and how you came to find Jesus.


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Well it's time to think smarter and not play by "they're"rules. Is this how you welcome guests? Are you passing judgement on me? Just cause i am in Japan I must be visiting whorehouses and geisha's. I happen to be in the military serving overseas. So thanks alot.
I didn't realize the 'military' was accepting high-school dropouts these days. What kind of response do you get when you mis-type minutes/degrees with your itchy apostrophe pinkie finger? What if you end up bombing Japan and not N. Korea?

Which branch of the 'military' do you belong to? Care to share?


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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 06-02-2009, 02:41 PM

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I didn't realize the 'military' was accepting high-school dropouts these days. What kind of response do you get when you mis-type minutes/degrees with your itchy apostrophe pinkie finger? What if you end up bombing Japan and not N. Korea?

Which branch of the 'military' do you belong to? Care to share?
Oh please, I read through your little site, and you have more uneducated hicks and obvious high school dropouts than I have ever seen in print. I even read some of your posts in the past and found a huge amount of grammatical and spelling errors as well. Would you like me to copy and paste your brilliant entries and embarrass you, or would you like to apologize for lambasting (you can look that up if you need to) someone for errors you have made frequently?
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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 06-02-2009, 02:44 PM

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I happen to be in the military serving overseas.
Yes, we already knew that, "Mike".

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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 06-02-2009, 02:59 PM

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Oh please, I read through your little site, and you have more uneducated hicks and obvious high school dropouts than I have ever seen in print. I even read some of your posts in the past and found a huge amount of grammatical and spelling errors as well. Would you like me to copy and paste your brilliant entries and embarrass you, or would you like to apologize for lambasting (you can look that up if you need to) someone for errors you have made frequently?
I would be honored if you were to to me the courtesy of showing me where I erred in my writing so that I can improve it. Disregard any misspellings of the word 'witch', since I couldn't be bothered enough to write it correctly in the first place.


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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 06-02-2009, 07:41 PM

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Well its time to think smarter and not play by "they're"rules. Is this how you welcome guests? Are you passing judgement on me? Just cause i am in Japan I must be visiting whorehouses and geisha's. I happen to be in the military serving overseas. So thanks alot.

Lawd hab mercy on all of us! You in da military? I hope you ain't on our side!


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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 06-02-2009, 09:30 PM

that is art not pornography. i don't understand why you cannot tell the difference. it is not meant to sexually titillate you. did it sexually titillate you?
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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 06-03-2009, 12:25 AM

Porno art has no place in front of my eyes. The last thing I need is to have it thrust in front of me. This is why we have groups of people who as a matter of responsibility, must view it and determine if it is safe for decent people to see. But I know, no decent lady, nor and decent man, would ever want to expose or see actual or depictions of the flesh. Forgive me, but the mere thought makes me want to vomit.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts - 06-03-2009, 03:15 AM

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Porno art has no place in front of my eyes. The last thing I need is to have it thrust in front of me. This is why we have groups of people who as a matter of responsibility, must view it and determine if it is safe for decent people to see. But I know, no decent lady, nor and decent man, would ever want to expose or see actual or depictions of the flesh. Forgive me, but the mere thought makes me want to vomit.
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