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Default Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God! - 10-25-2010, 07:39 AM

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I just clicked the search button, that's exactly where it went. I don't know what you're clicking on.
Ah. Thank you for clarifying. For a moment I very much doubted your correctness. It appears that you must have clicked the forum Search button:



While I was referring to Jeb Thurmond's search link:



I hope this clears things up. I appreciate your efforts to keep the community honest, as True Believers should be!

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Exclamation Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God! - 06-30-2011, 02:28 PM

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Eric Schmidt, sent to earth by satan to use Google to destroy our innocent children, stopped pretending not to be evil a long long while ago. Specializing in stolen information based privacy destroying blackmailing, he suggests the only way to escape the evils of Google is to change your name .

But, evil always succeeds in becoming even worse. Today Eric Schmidt openly admitted he wants to replace God with Google! So Google wants us to stop using the Holy Bible to guide our lives and switch to Google instead!

The face of pure evil:
You are all idiots! Google is a search engine not a tool for evil. A lot of people on this website probably found you through Google. If Google wanted they could start a Ddos attack on your servers and shut this website down. Its not hard. You cant disagree with this because there is a thread on this website that says "God is the ultimate hacker".
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Default Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God! - 06-30-2011, 02:34 PM

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You are all idiots! Google is a search engine not a tool for evil.
Ah this must be why Google always returns porn when innocent children are looking for funny pictures of small pussycats...

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If Google wanted they could start a Ddos attack on your servers and shut this website down.
This website is protected by God. It is impossible to shut it down. A few weeks ago someone accidentally cut the power and it kept running anyway!


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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