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Books about lesbianism, lesbians, sodomettes etc. -
01-23-2011, 11:45 AM
Thanks to ebay I have aquired some actionable intelligence regarding the lesbian threat to America. The information is of a disturbing nature, so I will only lend these books to Christ's chosen elect, specifically male gold-level tithers and above.
This one is a general overview:
This one goes into the reason women choose to become lesbians: due to their needs being unmet by todays soft, unmasculine, "sensetive" males - in short, sexual frustration:
Like everything that is gnawing away at America from the inside, it began in Hollywood:
I haven't gotten to this one yet, but I believe it's about lesbian involvement in 9/11:
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Re: Books about lesbianism, lesbians, sodomettes etc. -
01-23-2011, 12:55 PM
Brother Jeb,
Surprisingly, I don't see any of your books of subversive and deranged, immoral behavior in the banned books section of Landover Christian Library. As one of the curators, I am willing to send you the following in exchange for my being able to see just how disgusting your books are.
PS, please send in plain brown wrapping and I will do likewise.
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Re: Books about lesbianism, lesbians, sodomettes etc. -
01-23-2011, 04:47 PM
Excellent detective work Brothers....we must protect the good Christian ladies from this pervasive work of Satan.
Perhaps to prevent heathen Mail workers getting their hands on this material it might be worthwhile scanning it and archiving it online? Password protected, of course.
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Re: Books about lesbianism, lesbians, sodomettes etc. -
01-24-2011, 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted by God's Flaming Sword
Excellent detective work Brothers....
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Seconded. I'll reflect on the sordid world of lezbertarianism when I retire to my prayer closet.
In the book covers that Brother Thurmond posted, Sean Connery doesn't look very happy. I guess I wouldn't either if I were surrounded by letsbemen.
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Re: Books about lesbianism, lesbians, sodomettes etc. -
01-30-2011, 08:46 AM
why dont we just skip to the point and wear white robes everywhere?
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Re: Books about lesbianism, lesbians, sodomettes etc. -
01-30-2011, 08:50 AM
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why dont we just skip to the point and wear white robes everywhere?
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Hi Chad. Why do you want to lure people into cross dressing?
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Re: Books about lesbianism, lesbians, sodomettes etc. -
03-03-2011, 07:22 AM
Jeb,
Why are you buying this excuse for animated pornography? If you read the Bible and follow the true words of Jesus Christ you wouldn't need to look at such literature. I condemn this.
Jebediah Joseph
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Re: Books about lesbianism, lesbians, sodomettes etc. -
03-03-2011, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Jebediah Joseph
If you read the Bible and follow the true words of Jesus Christ you wouldn't need to look at such literature.
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The Bible is perfect, but you have to understand that God had to trim things down to a 1500 page limit. If He could have written as much as He wanted to, there would have been a lot more about how evil lesbian tounge-torture is, espically when lots of choloate syrup is involved. If it weren't for the cruel limitations of publishing, no doubt the Bible would include several DVDs of disgusting woman-on-woman double-dildo tounge-lashing
Uh, anyway, you hate America.
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