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Default Just when I thought I'd heard it all... - 10-28-2019, 01:23 AM

...I was contacted by an old friend in Portugal with whom I had studied a bit in law school. It seems his client was in some trouble and was being obviously persecuted for his unwavering Christianity. That charges were even brought against him just confounded me, but knowing my record and experiences in defending Christians who are wrongfully accused of crimes, where imagined crimes such as in this case waste the court's time, he thought it best to confer with me and I am proud to report that - different as it is from ours - the Portuguese court system made sure justice was served, thanks to our appeal. The only non-CNN-published article I could find about it does have a glaring liberal spin on it, but the facts are represented well enough.

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progre...oxucTC-y20A_JU


All GLORY to Jesus our Lord! There may be a glimmer of hope for at least one of the lost Europistanian nations!


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20 But if thou hast gone aside to another in stead of thy husband, and if thou be defiled, and some man hath lien with thee beside thine husband:
2121 Then the Priest shall charge the woman with an othe of cursing, and the Priest shall say vnto the woman, The Lord make thee a curse, and an othe among thy people, when the Lord doth make thy thigh to rot, and thy belly to swell.
2222 And this water that causeth the curse, shall go into thy bowels, to make thy belly to swell, and thy thigh to rot: and the woman shall say, Amen, Amen.
2323 And the Priest shall write these curses in a booke, and hee shall blot them out with the bitter water:
2424 And he shall cause the woman to drinke the bitter water, that causeth the curse: and the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter.
2525 Then the Priest shall take the ielousie offering out of the womans hand, and shall waue the offering before the Lord, and offer it vpon the Altar.
2626 And the Priest shal take an handfull of the offering, euen the memoriall thereof, and burne it vpon the Altar, and afterward shall cause the woman to drinke the water.
2727 And when he hath made her to drinke the water, then it shall come to passe, that if shee be defiled, and haue done trespasse against her husband, that the water that causeth the curse, shall enter into her, and become bitter, and her belly shall swell, and her thigh shal rot: and the woman shalbe a curse among her people.
2828 And if the woman be not defiled, but be cleane, then she shall be free, and shall conceiue seed.
2929 This is the law of ielousies, when a wife goeth aside to another in stead of her husband, and is defiled:
3030 Or when the spirit of ielousie commeth vpon him, and hee be ielous ouer his wife, and shall set the woman before the Lord, and the Priest shal execute vpon her all this law.
3131 Then shall the man bee guiltlesse from iniquitie, and this woman shall beare her iniquitie.
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Default Re: Just when I thought I'd heard it all... - 10-28-2019, 03:14 AM

It is reassuring to see that in Portugal a man can beat his wife, or his ex wife, and not be charged with anything. Some countries are still living in the dark ages on this issue, prosecuting men for being men.

We at Landover Baptist need to encourage countries everywhere to recognize the God put women on planet earth so humans could reproduce. Men were put here to run things, including the women in their lives.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Just when I thought I'd heard it all... - 10-29-2019, 02:34 PM

Greetings!

I must tell my white friends that one of the reasons most people laugh at white men is that they do not properly discipline the white women and they are allowed to do as they wish. Here in Babylon they even have bank accounts (which I must admit can be very convenient) and they are sometimes the supervisor at work places even though they are usually lesbians in that case. I would never admit this except in the most serious confidence but I am shocked that my political associates even support them for high office where they would be in charge of the men. Where ever there are white people the men do the work and the women are allowed to be in charge. There is something terribly wrong with this and it is no doubt why the white people are being overtaken by the Black people. I had believed that the people in Portugal were white but perhaps they are Brown people or maybe they are Black men who escaped the white man in Europe and now live in Portugal.

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Default Re: Just when I thought I'd heard it all... - 10-30-2019, 12:45 AM

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Greetings!

I must tell my white friends that one of the reasons most people laugh at white men is that they do not properly discipline the white women and they are allowed to do as they wish. Here in Babylon they even have bank accounts (which I must admit can be very convenient) and they are sometimes the supervisor at work places even though they are usually lesbians in that case. I would never admit this except in the most serious confidence but I am shocked that my political associates even support them for high office where they would be in charge of the men. Where ever there are white people the men do the work and the women are allowed to be in charge. There is something terribly wrong with this and it is no doubt why the white people are being overtaken by the Black people. I had believed that the people in Portugal were white but perhaps they are Brown people or maybe they are Black men who escaped the white man in Europe and now live in Portugal.

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Mr. Rastafart, the very notion of you having any white friends confounds me and - if you do - I doubt very much that they are of the sort with whom I would associate as I have a personal creed of zero tolerance for drug addicts such as yourself or any with whom you deal your pots. The word salad you've offered here is evidence enough of the joints running through your veins. Should you one day find the wherewithal to defeat your addiction, you'll come to understand that white Christian men are NOT being "overtaken' by the likes of you. Nor, you'll find, does the emerging country of Portugal have room for immigrants such as yourself who seek to infest its shores - as ours - with all manner of drugs and cross-breeding and revering women as superior, contrary to the commands of God. The trend in Portugal has been toward rigid adherence to the Bible, although the 1611 KJV is not yet as prevalent there as it will one day be. Go snort your weeds, you godless heathen, and beg God to smite you before you end up high and raping some innocent, Christian white women...or man.
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It is reassuring to see that in Portugal a man can beat his wife, or his ex wife, and not be charged with anything. Some countries are still living in the dark ages on this issue, prosecuting men for being men.

We at Landover Baptist need to encourage countries everywhere to recognize the God put women on planet earth so humans could reproduce. Men were put here to run things, including the women in their lives.
What's with you people and your sick obsession about what comes out of a <<<anatomical reference removed by moderator>>>? Grow up! (And get a life) Not everyone wants to have kids, you know! The days of old white men having their gnarly clutches on our private parts is slowly ending, and you know it!
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What's with you people and your sick obsession about what comes out of a <<<anatomical reference removed by moderator>>>?
Eww, gross! You are the obsessed one, so it seems!

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Good job, sweetie, keep spreading that word among your fellow feminazis - the less you people reproduce, the better! At the same time, Godly Christian women tend to have 10-15 children, so the future is brightly Christian!
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The days of old white men having their gnarly clutches on our private parts is slowly ending, and you know it!

Greetings!

I am very pleased to see that there are white girls in other parts of Babylon who can see that the real problem is the old white men who have stolen everything. I myself have been working diligently to strengthen the gene pool while I am here.

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I am very pleased to see that there are white girls in other parts of Babylon who can see that the real problem is the old white men who have stolen everything. I myself have been working diligently to strengthen the gene pool while I am here.

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Mr. Ratsafart, indeed the best method by which you might strengthen the gene pool is to remove yourself from it entirely.
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Sorry Trevor, I don't feel comfortable online dating based on some past unfortunate experience. Though tbh, black guys are dope. I'm with you on that. Good luck though.

And you seriously censored <<<unnecessary anatomical reference>>>? Hello, what else are you supposed to call it? <<<unnecessary anatomical reference>>>, <<<unnecessary anatomical reference>>>. Wow. C'mon. It's just a body part. It's only you whose thinking it's something dirty, lol.

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Sorry Trevor, I don't feel comfortable online dating based on some past unfortunate experience. Though tbh, black guys are dope. I'm with you on that. Good luck though.

And you seriously censored !@#$%&? Hello, what else are you supposed to call it? !@#$%&, !@#$%&. Wow. C'mon. It's just a body part. It's only you whose thinking it's something dirty, lol.
This is exactly the sort of guttersnipe language I would expect from you devil worshipers. The depth to which you and your ilk will stoop to offend the sensibilities of good Christian people such as we who frequent this Godly forum appears to be without limit. We manage our fellowship quite well without making gratuitous and prurient references to the anatomical parts from which most sin is unleashed in this world that we are trying to save through Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior.


You would do well, young lady, to learn your place in this world and let the 1611 King James Bible begin to inform your every thought and action.


Genesis 3: 16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorowe and thy conception. In sorow thou shalt bring forth children: and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and hee shall rule ouer thee.


1 Corinthians 11: 3


But I would haue you knowe, that the head of euery man is Christ: and the head of the woman is the man, and the head of Christ is God.


I do hope you will allow Jesus to enter you and to fill you with the Holy Spirit before you are too old - if not already so - to fulfill His command that you be fruitful. But for your sick obsession with the devil, you might have already begun to fulfill your obligation to God by attracting a good and Christian man who also seeks to help you to fulfill your God-mandated purpose. Focus less on the frivolous sustenance that has fueled your unfortunate corpulence and more on the sustenance our Heavenly Father can provide for you.
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1st Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2:10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.
1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
1st Timothy 2:13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
1st Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
1st Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Just when I thought I'd heard it all... - 11-09-2019, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JenNettles View Post
It reminds me of a song I used to hear as a kid at summer camp.

It went like this.

***Uselessly lame lyrics containing badly disguised and too obvious references to anal sex removed by your friendly moderator***
Miss Nettles, if I'm interpreting the title of this particular area of this Godly forum correctly ("Promise Enforcers - Men Only!"), I'm drawing the conclusion that you are bereft of respect for those to whom God requires you to supplicate yourself; men. The slime that repeatedly oozes from your mind, that the men of God who oversee this gathering of Christians must then purify for general viewing, apparently has no limits. You should be ashamed of yourself and embarrassed by your own lack of couth. That you are unfamiliar with God's requirements is obvious.

1 Timothy 2: 11-15

11 Let the woman learne in silence with all subiection:
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to vsurpe authoritie ouer the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eue:
14 And Adam was not deceiued, but the woman being deceiued was in the transgression:
15 Notwithstanding she shall be saued in child-bearing, if they continue in faith and charitie, and holinesse, with sobrietie.

Why you find these of God's words so difficult to understand is a mystery to all of us. It couldn't be clearer. That you will most likely not be saved in child-bearing means your eternal fate is sealed. That said, I would encourage you to turn your attention entirely toward readying yourself for procreation, first by improving your overall appeal to Christian men whose God-given biological imperative informs their tastes when considering potential mates. You currently are not able to stir that biological imperative in any Christian men as you have made a spectacle of yourself through your sinful displays of lust and gluttony.

In the future, I hope you'll have enough decency to refrain from appearing in this particular clearly-labeled corner of this Godly forum, if for no other reason than that of sparing yourself further embarrassment, assuming you have the capacity to feel such things. There is reason to believe you might indeed lack that capacity.
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