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My first day as an undocumented editorial board member -
10-27-2019, 07:31 PM
After the word "abolish", my favorite word it "undocumented". So, now that I have become an editorial board member by showing up to a meeting and a half, it's time to make some editorial changes at the FhT&L.
First, the incident outside O'Malley's last night was not a "stabbing", it was undocumented surgery.
The undocumented surgeon was not a "drug dealer", but an undocumented pharmacist. There was no mob threatening to lynch him, there was a group of peaceful protestors discussing whether to abolish him with an undocumented punishment. The pharmacist did not escape and hide by breaking into a home and taking a hostage, he became an undocumented roommate in an undocumented relationship. As for the arson, that was an undocumented bonfire.
Next meeting: how to include more uses of the word "abolish".
Trigger Warning: the text you have just read may have caused: flashbacks to historical oppression, normalization of whiteness, hegemonic hyper-masculinity (if I must say so myself), assumption of genders, species, and/or status as a living being, other problematic sins which are yet to be discovered and outlawed but I should still be (eventually) punished for.
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Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 11-17-2019 at 01:51 PM.
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