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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-17-2008, 04:36 PM
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Friends, I have come to the conclusion that people with Ginger hair are really agents of Satan.
Being Ginger is an abomination and people who choose to have Red Hair truly are God Mockers.
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Did you know that some Communists have actually been known to deliberately dye their hair ginger in a deliberate attempt to infuriate normal people? Implausible but true.
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Red hair is a genetic mutation and so are green eyes...I have both...wait a second and I'll rip off my shoes and expose the sixth toe.
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Please! This conversation may be taking place via an internet tube, but you're still virtually in Church. Please observe some basic decorum!
And by the way, what even are Irish eyes, anyway? Is that when they get all watery because you've puked too much?
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Im just glad to be ginger!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why? That's possibly even weirder than negro pride. Are there people who're glad to be lepers as well?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-18-2008, 10:36 PM
Ha, a bunch of my favorite people from TV/Movies/Books/whatever somehow end up being ginger (such as, the Weasleys from Harry Potter and Donna from Doctor Who)... I've always wished I had red hair, don't though (light brown... it kind of naturally has some copper and blonde lights to it, though), but I think it's gorgeous on people who do.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-18-2008, 11:05 PM
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Did you know that some Communists have actually been known to deliberately dye their hair ginger in a deliberate attempt to infuriate normal people?
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Haha, it's nice to see them playing a part.
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Why? That's possibly even weirder than negro pride. Are there people who're glad to be lepers as well?
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Hmmm, how common is leprosy these days?
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-18-2008, 11:09 PM
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Hmmm, how common is leprosy these days?
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Maybe you elitist liberal hatemongers don't care about the millions suffering from leprosy, but Jesus clearly does.
Or at least he used to. I think He's more focused on assisting our Godly president in sending islamofascists to hell these days.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-18-2008, 11:12 PM
Glad to see nothing has changed.
I'd hate to come back and everyone be all open minded.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-18-2008, 11:19 PM
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Glad to see nothing has changed.
I'd hate to come back and everyone be all open minded.
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We're all open-minded. It is you who has closed his heart and mind to the white-hot, Penetrating Love of Jesus.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-18-2008, 11:25 PM
Hmmm, I didn't think it would take so long for me to read those words again. Hehe, I did get married the other day in a Christian church though... which sort of opens me up to Jesus - though it was the wife's choice not mine. Anyways he can keep his white-hot everything away from me thanks.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-18-2008, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Dameon_ACLUtard
Hmmm, I didn't think it would take so long for me to read those words again. Hehe, I did get married the other day in a Christian church though... which sort of opens me up to Jesus - though it was the wife's choice not mine. Anyways he can keep his white-hot everything away from me thanks.
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I hope your wife will help you find your way to your knees before Jesus.
That's JESUS, not JOSE, and not JUAN.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-19-2008, 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by SinisterPizza
Ha, a bunch of my favorite people from TV/Movies/Books/whatever somehow end up being ginger (such as, the Weasleys from Harry Potter and Donna from Doctor Who)... I've always wished I had red hair, don't though (light brown... it kind of naturally has some copper and blonde lights to it, though), but I think it's gorgeous on people who do.
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Has Jesus not killed you yet? Have you not at least been arrested for something by now?
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Originally Posted by Dameon_ACLUtard
Hmmm, I didn't think it would take so long for me to read those words again. Hehe, I did get married the other day in a Christian church though... which sort of opens me up to Jesus - though it was the wife's choice not mine.
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Well, I'm glad to hear you've been re-acquainting yourself with Church, but clearly you have a long way to go yet. What's all this nonsense about your wife making decisions?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-19-2008, 05:38 PM
She likes to think she's in charge. She picked the venue for the wedding and stuff like that 'cos apparently it's traditional. Other than that we share decision making, 'cept for when it comes to cooking and house work - that's her job no questions asked; and before anyone jumps the gun she likes to cook and has issues with the flat (apartment) being dirty.
Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-19-2008, 09:29 PM
right could someone please set me straight here ?
i thought it was only VAMPIRES THAT DIDNT COME OUT IN DAY LIGHT? IM KIND OF GINGER SO WHERE DO I FIT IN TO THIS EQUATION ?
EXACTLY NO WHERE COZ JESUS LOVES US ALL INDIVIDUALLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-19-2008, 09:32 PM
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right could someone please set me straight here ?
i thought it was only VAMPIRES THAT DIDNT COME OUT IN DAY LIGHT? IM KIND OF GINGER SO WHERE DO I FIT IN TO THIS EQUATION ?
EXACTLY NO WHERE COZ JESUS LOVES US ALL INDIVIDUALLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So friend, you understand Jesus loves you very much. Why do you offend Him by living the sinful lifestyle you have chosen?
Why friend? Why?
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-19-2008, 09:43 PM
YEAH OK SO WHEN I WAS BORN I SHOULD HAVE SAID PLEASE GIVE ME BLONDE HAIR N BLUE EYES WHEN I CAN'T EVEN SPEAK
DONT MAKE ME LAUGH ............
OH AND AS FOR A SINFUL LIFE SINCE WHEN DID HAIR COLOUR BECOME A SIN ?
YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE DEAL WITH IT
AND AS TUPAC SAYS ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S IF YOU ARE GONNA PREACH READ THE 10 COMMANDMENTS 1ST AND GET YOUR FACTS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:sarcas m:
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-19-2008, 09:49 PM
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YEAH OK SO WHEN I WAS BORN I SHOULD HAVE SAID PLEASE GIVE ME BLONDE HAIR N BLUE EYES WHEN I CAN'T EVEN SPEAK
DONT MAKE ME LAUGH ............
OH AND AS FOR A SINFUL LIFE SINCE WHEN DID HAIR COLOUR BECOME A SIN ?
YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE DEAL WITH IT
AND AS TUPAC SAYS ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S IF YOU ARE GONNA PREACH READ THE 10 COMMANDMENTS 1ST AND GET YOUR FACTS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:sarcas m:
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Were did I say your skin color prevents you from salvation friend? Were? What I said is since you clearly are not a Christian it goes without saying you are piece of sinning filth. I do not judge you, God does. I am just telling you how it is.
Now you have two choices; maintain you depraved lifestyle and face damnation or repent and accept Jesus as your personal buddy like I have. Your' only a ginger and Scotsman so it is not like you are an axe murder or a Democrat or something.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-19-2008, 11:27 PM
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AND AS TUPAC SAYS ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Where is the Book of Tupac found in the KJV 1611?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-21-2008, 03:55 AM
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Has Jesus not killed you yet? Have you not at least been arrested for something by now?
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Why is it you lot always think I'm either dead or in prison? Jeez... you've got a nice optimism about me.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-27-2008, 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted by krusty
YEAH OK SO WHEN I WAS BORN I SHOULD HAVE SAID PLEASE GIVE ME BLONDE HAIR N BLUE EYES WHEN I CAN'T EVEN SPEAK
DONT MAKE ME LAUGH ............
OH AND AS FOR A SINFUL LIFE SINCE WHEN DID HAIR COLOUR BECOME A SIN ?
YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE DEAL WITH IT
AND AS TUPAC SAYS ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S IF YOU ARE GONNA PREACH READ THE 10 COMMANDMENTS 1ST AND GET YOUR FACTS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:sarcas m:
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Please stop yelling, some of us are trying to Pray and all The Lord can hear is you typing in ALL CAPS! And three exclamation points is sufficient for EMPHASIS!!!
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-27-2008, 08:48 AM
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and before anyone jumps the gun she likes to cook and has issues with the flat (apartment) being dirty.
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The slovenly wench shouldn't be allowing the apartment to become dirty in the first place! She needs to be more vigilant with regard to her cleaning, instead of mooning over glossy wedding magazines.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
12-03-2008, 02:27 AM
Finally the kids are understanding the danger of 'ginger', and what kind of abomination (or was it Obamination? ) it is.
Making some nice, clean fun about it it.
And police is acting like this.
'Police probe attacks on redheads'
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
12-03-2008, 03:48 AM
I believe this is all that needs to be said on the subject:
GINGER GRANT
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