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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Early results show Gary Coleman leading (you know what those early voters are like).
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Watchu talkin bout Dr. Toole?
Well praise Jesus! That's great news! I just love Gary Coleman (what
has he been up to these days?) Somehow, the blacks just aren't nearly so terrifying when they're so tiny, no matter how dark they are. Really, I think you've hit on something big here. What the GOP needs to do is import a bunch of jungle pygmies, put them in suits, and place them strategically around Republican events.
They'll be threefers: dark black, midgets, and foreigners - much less "privileged" than Democratic negroes.
God put the Africans over there on the dark continent to be our servants (Genesis 9:25), but Godly slavers never did find a use for this particular breed. Now we know why God made them. This is truly proof of the greatness of God and of His plan.