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03-28-2010, 07:56 PM
mormon you idiot not Mormon. You have proven my case. You are all dumb asses. You might as well be a terrorist. 
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03-28-2010, 07:58 PM
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Mormon not Mormon............. what are you on about?
You are a Moron!
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03-28-2010, 07:59 PM
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mormon you idiot not Mormon. You have proven my case. You are all dumb asses. You might as well be a terrorist. |
well if the stupid people on this website would STOP CHANGING MY TEXT it would have said m.o.r.m.o.n. ... idiots...
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03-28-2010, 08:01 PM
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mormon you idiot not Mormon. You have proven my case. You are all dumb asses. You might as well be a terrorist. |
We're terrorists because you don't know the difference between a Mormon and a Baptist?
Wow, what a mo ron
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We're terrorists because you don't know the difference between a Mormon and a Baptist?
Wow, what a moron
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03-28-2010, 08:18 PM
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fall in a hole, you are all morons
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As rational people call that an ad hominem fallacy.
Next time you're going to attack Christians, take a class in logic 101.
You failed.
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03-28-2010, 08:30 PM
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As rational people call that an ad hominem fallacy.
Next time you're going to attack Christians, take a class in logic 101.
You failed.
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This entire website is a failure. You cannot handle people that challenge you so you find ways to demean them. Like changing my name from drummer girl to dumb girl.
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03-28-2010, 08:51 PM
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This entire website is a failure. You cannot handle people that challenge you so you find ways to demean them. Like changing my name from drummer girl to dumb girl.
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03-28-2010, 10:29 PM
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Brothers and Sisters, we here at GOD's Favorite Church™ are very eager to stomp out sin before it begins.
The following are pictures on how to tell if your baby is going to be gay.
If you see any of these signs I recommend you have him neutered (as GOD commands) before it has a chance to grow up and sodomize other people.
We all know that GOD finds homers an abomination.
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Uh, I hate to say it, but I think that baby is only teething. Those pictures illustrate natural sucking reflexes a baby exhibits early in life. For the love of all that is good, why would anyone castrate a baby?!
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03-29-2010, 02:47 AM
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Uh, I hate to say it, but I think that baby is only teething. Those pictures illustrate natural sucking reflexes a baby exhibits early in life. For the love of all that is good, why would anyone castrate a baby?!
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Why would anyone castrate a baby, indeed.
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03-29-2010, 03:51 AM
How do you people can live in such denial. Wake up, enough is enough. Gay babies ? Might as well kill em now right ? Cuz god hates fag anyway... If god hates something it should not suppose to be there...So fags are real and not invented, so i suggest Its god that was then invented... I think you people have a lot of rage within lots of demons you never overcome, and this is how you deal with this, with some thousand years old stories, fables. Where was your god 5000 years ago ??? But there was humans...The first clan of humans that roamed the earth add very little to no religion or spiritual guidance...Purily survival...This is life, not some fairy tales dating back 2000 years, that have been rewriting and interpreted by different people to suit their very need. Just wake up people i'ts time to live in the present.
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03-29-2010, 04:02 AM
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How do you people can live in such denial. Wake up, enough is enough. Gay babies ? Might as well kill em now right ? Cuz god hates fag anyway... If god hates something it should not suppose to be there...So fags are real and not invented, so i suggest Its god that was then invented... I think you people have a lot of rage within lots of demons you never overcome, and this is how you deal with this, with some thousand years old stories, fables. Where was your god 5000 years ago ??? But there was humans...The first clan of humans that roamed the earth add very little to no religion or spiritual guidance...Purily survival...This is life, not some fairy tales dating back 2000 years, that have been rewriting and interpreted by different people to suit their very need. Just wake up people i'ts time to live in the present.
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Aren't you liebrals the ones always going on about people being born gay? If that was true, then there would be gay babies, wouldn't there?
We're not into killing the homers, we want them to change their chosen lifestyle to a more Godly heterosexual one. I believe that some children are born with homer tendencies, but if caught early these can be corrected.
The rest of your rant is just drivel that doesn't make any sense. 5,000 years ago God was watching man sink deeper into sin, just as he is today. 4,000 years ago (approximately) he wiped the world clean with a flood.
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03-29-2010, 04:05 AM
Oh yeah im sorry, totally forgot about the ark. And the dinosaurs on it. Yeah and 40 days of pouring rain volcanoes and stuff, and noah saved them all. What a great man he was. Everything makes sense now thanks you very much lanover baptist church.
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03-29-2010, 10:28 AM
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Oh yeah im sorry, totally forgot about the ark. And the dinosaurs on it. Yeah and 40 days of pouring rain volcanoes and stuff, and noah saved them all. What a great man he was. Everything makes sense now thanks you very much lanover baptist church.
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03-29-2010, 11:32 AM
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Oh yeah im sorry, totally forgot about the ark. And the dinosaurs on it. Yeah and 40 days of pouring rain volcanoes and stuff, and noah saved them all. What a great man he was. Everything makes sense now thanks you very much lanover baptist church.
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Dinosaurs? That is blasphemy. The ark only carried real animals created by god. Not some imaginery creature that you evolutionist thing existed.
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04-04-2010, 10:53 PM
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Those pictures illustrate natural sucking reflexes a baby exhibits early in life.
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there's nothing natureal about it.
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why would anyone castrate a baby?!
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The word jew comes to mind.
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04-04-2010, 11:02 PM
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How do you people can live in such denial. Wake up, enough is enough. Gay babies ? Might as well kill em now right ? Cuz god hates fag anyway... If god hates something it should not suppose to be there...So fags are real and not invented, so i suggest Its god that was then invented... I think you people have a lot of rage within lots of demons you never overcome, and this is how you deal with this, with some thousand years old stories, fables. Where was your god 5000 years ago ??? But there was humans...The first clan of humans that roamed the earth add very little to no religion or spiritual guidance...Purily survival...This is life, not some fairy tales dating back 2000 years, that have been rewriting and interpreted by different people to suit their very need. Just wake up people i'ts time to live in the present.
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04-07-2010, 03:30 PM
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Brothers and Sisters, we here at GOD's Favorite Church™ are very eager to stomp out sin before it begins.
The following are pictures on how to tell if your baby is going to be gay.
If you see any of these signs I recommend you have him neutered (as GOD commands) before it has a chance to grow up and sodomize other people.
We all know that GOD finds homers an abomination.
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you seriuosly think that a baby chewing on something tells you that hes going to be gay???
BABIES CHEW ON THINGS!
ALL OF THEM!
ITS WHAT THEY DO, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE TEETHING!!!!!!
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
04-07-2010, 03:35 PM
Definitely teething,
and still, werent we thought to love everyone, even those who hate us?
So whether they gay, tanned or what colour they are, wether they female or not.
We must love them with all our hearts.
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04-07-2010, 03:47 PM
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We must love them with all our hearts.
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We do, that's why we work so hard to get them to change their lifestyles so that they can come to Heaven with us.
Why do you want people to go to Hell if you love them?
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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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