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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN! - 08-22-2010, 02:41 PM

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OH MY GODDDDDD Whats wrong with you? Kids are a treasure.... homeschooling isnt going to let them expierance the world and other kids cultures religions etc.
That's exactly the point. You might as well say "seatbelts aren't going to let them experience cranial trauma."
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Mastrubation is a normal part of life
Only in the same way that cancer and Jews are.
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and girls are equal to men if not smarter, most certainly not as violent.
What you mean is: Not as good at violence. How does not being as good prove they're equal?
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No i am respectful, i think i'm too respectful
I think you're in a minority of one in that opinion.
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Personal happiness is extremely important for your own well being.
Wrong again.
Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

John 12:25
He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal.

Children that are beaten regularly grow up hating their lives. Just as God intends!
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hahaha see your ASSUMING i use drugs hahaha you bloody queer go actually learn what religon is about
What is religion actually about? Please enlighten us.
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i dont care about your ...... periods so suck it at the end of the day im very sure that you are very displaced in your idea of religion
What is the correct idea of religion, in your opinion?


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Exclamation Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN! - 08-22-2010, 04:03 PM

hey old man... time for you to crawl back into the dark ages and die... you and your ideas are OLD and OUTDATED.
If i see ANYONE hit a baby then pain shall become their constant companion.
Nobody has to read that best selling book of fiction called the bible. A lot of your ideas are insane.
Teach your child about sex because they ARE going to investigate what its all about sooner or later and those that arent informed usually end up having unintelligent backwater illiterate bumpkin kids like yourself.
"never talk with children" WHAT THE piffle???? are you nuts??? (that was a rhetorical question) You MUST ALWAYS talk with your kids because they look to parents for love and guidance. If you dont talk to them then they will end up a religious freak like you!!!

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1)If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. Your hand shall be the first raised to slay him; the rest of the people shall join in with you. You shall stone him to death, because he sought to lead you astray from the Lord, your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, that place of slavery. And all Israel, hearing of this, shall fear and never do such evil as this in your midst. (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NA


AND THEY SAY THE ISLAMISTS ARE BAD!!!!!


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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN! - 08-22-2010, 04:36 PM

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You MUST ALWAYS talk with your kids because they look to parents for love and guidance.
The best way to show love for your children is to properly raise them. Talking with them is never part of that.


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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN! - 08-22-2010, 04:40 PM

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hey old man... time for you to crawl back into the dark ages and die... you and your ideas are OLD and OUTDATED.
If i see ANYONE hit a baby then pain shall become their constant companion.
Nobody has to read that best selling book of fiction called the bible. A lot of your ideas are insane.
Teach your child about sex because they ARE going to investigate what its all about sooner or later and those that arent informed usually end up having unintelligent backwater illiterate bumpkin kids like yourself.
"never talk with children" WHAT THE piffle???? are you nuts??? (that was a rhetorical question) You MUST ALWAYS talk with your kids because they look to parents for love and guidance. If you dont talk to them then they will end up a religious freak like you!!!

Kill Followers of Other Religions.
1)If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. Your hand shall be the first raised to slay him; the rest of the people shall join in with you. You shall stone him to death, because he sought to lead you astray from the Lord, your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, that place of slavery. And all Israel, hearing of this, shall fear and never do such evil as this in your midst. (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NA


AND THEY SAY THE ISLAMISTS ARE BAD!!!!!


ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!
Wow, you are one angry person aren't you?

Dear Unsaved Trash, there's no point in pointing your anger at us. The reason you feel lost and sad is obvious. From reading your post, I can understand that you have never been beaten by your parents??? If that's true then shame on them, because it's clear to me that the damage of the neglect you been a victim of has made you a sad mooslim, who deep insight just want to be a part of The Landover Baptist Church - Well son, you have to do better than this, to be accepted here.
First of all, you should make a proper introduction in the Introduction Forum. Good luck, I'll pray for your doomed soul.




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Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN! - 08-23-2010, 12:08 AM

ANY religion that condones violence towards children IS a mock religion.
My father disciplined me with a steel ruler and i havent turned out to be a religious freak like all you mormons.
Anyhow, religion is for the insecure who cant deal with reality and have to make up a story to believe in to cope with their own inferiority complex...

As for using "proper american grammar" you piffletards cant even spell ALUMINIUM correctly so piffle off!!!

I think the Taliban should have targetted churches instead of a financial building because the root of ALL evil begins IN THE CHURCH.
Oh... im not muslim either.... Shalom!
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ANY religion that condones violence towards children IS a mock religion.
My father disciplined me with a steel ruler and i havent turned out to be a religious freak like all you mormons.
Anyhow, religion is for the insecure who cant deal with reality and have to make up a story to believe in to cope with their own inferiority complex...

As for using "proper american grammar" you piffletards cant even spell ALUMINIUM correctly so piffle off!!!

I think the Taliban should have targetted churches instead of a financial building because the root of ALL evil begins IN THE CHURCH.
Oh... im not muslim either.... Shalom!
The Good Lord has given direction on raising children. Its not the Christian kids who turn out bad its the atheists and non Christians, like Catliks who turn out bad.

Now on to your other comment, we are Baptist, True Christians ™ each and every one, we are not Mormons. They have there own cult much like the Catliks.
Why do you hate Jesus, is it because you are a Joo and feel guilty for killing Him (temporally)
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ANY religion that condones violence towards children IS a mock religion.
How can you say that? You actually think that Christianity doesn't exist? Muslims don't exist? Even boodists and atheists have been known to beat their children at times.

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My father disciplined me with a steel ruler and i havent turned out to be a religious freak like all you mormons.
Well then your father didn't do it properly, he should of used a rod as mentioned in the Bible. Oh, and we're not mormons, we're Baptists.

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Anyhow, religion is for the insecure who cant deal with reality and have to make up a story to believe in to cope with their own inferiority complex...
Really? As opposed to people who have to play the tough guy on the internet because they're such wimps in their real lives.

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As for using "proper american grammar" you piffletards cant even spell ALUMINIUM correctly so piffle off!!!
Funny, my spell checker says that you're the one spelling aluminum wrong.

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I think the Taliban should have targetted churches instead of a financial building because the root of ALL evil begins IN THE CHURCH.
Oh... im not muslim either.... Shalom!
Such hatred, this is usually caused by demons when they come into contact with the Holy truth of God. Demons react violently to the Truth©. I suggest you pick up a King James Bible and start reading it, contact a Baptist church and see if they can help you to rid yourself of the demons that are affecting you.


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Exclamation Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN! - 08-23-2010, 01:37 AM

Even the well known people of this planet have seen true reason..

As the human race becomes more knowledgeable, it cares less for preachers and more for teachers.
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Men created God in their own image.
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The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church.
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The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason.
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It is said that men may not be the dreams of the Gods, but rather that the Gods are the dreams of men.
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Religions are all alike - founded upon fables and mythologies.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
John Buchan

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.
Arthur C. Clarke

It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
Mark Twain

You are delusional... I'd love to see what would happen to you in prison papa smurf... you'd be oredered to drop the soap so many times you'd need a resleeve every day...

Beat children huh? How 'bout you come round my place and I'll beat you... then root all your wives ( after getting vaccinated of course.. don't wanna catch anything nasty... like religion...). I'm getting tired of using my hand... even if the callous adds a certain pleasure to it.. I can only wank for so long...

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Even the well known people of this planet have seen true reason..

As the human race becomes more knowledgeable, it cares less for preachers and more for teachers.
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Men created God in their own image.
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The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church.
Ferdinand Magellan

The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason.
Benjamin Franklin

It is said that men may not be the dreams of the Gods, but rather that the Gods are the dreams of men.
Carl Sagan

Religions are all alike - founded upon fables and mythologies.
Unknown

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
John Buchan

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.
Arthur C. Clarke

It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
Mark Twain

You are delusional... I'd love to see what would happen to you in prison papa smurf... you'd be oredered to drop the soap so many times you'd need a resleeve every day...

Beat children huh? How 'bout you come round my place and I'll beat you... then root all your wives ( after getting vaccinated of course.. don't wanna catch anything nasty... like religion...). I'm getting tired of using my hand... even if the callous adds a certain pleasure to it.. I can only wank for so long...

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Why all the hate friend? If you take the time and get to know us you will begin to understand us. I have a quote for you.

Revelation 22:13

I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.


God.

You see if you break it down what more do you need?
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Beat children huh? How 'bout you come round my place and I'll beat you... then root all your wives ( after getting vaccinated of course.. don't wanna catch anything nasty... like religion...). I'm getting tired of using my hand... even if the callous adds a certain pleasure to it.. I can only wank for so long...

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So much hate, so much anger. This is the typical reaction of demons coming into contact with the Holy Truth©. Unfortunately the demon infested rarely recognize it as demons and think it's either witticism, or moral outrage. Please pick up a KJV Bible and start reading it, you will then understand why you must turn your life over to Jesus.


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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN! - 08-23-2010, 03:25 AM

COM ,I can't believe that I didn't see this thread before ,you must be the worst father ever .How many children have you messed up with your terrible parenting ?All of them ?If I was in charge I would make people like you get a license before you can get a child ;better yet ,how did you eer manage to find someone who would spread her legs for you ?That's a miracle in itself .Maybe you can share your secret with the rest of us .


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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN! - 08-23-2010, 07:14 AM

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COM ,I can't believe that I didn't see this thread before ,you must be the worst father ever .How many children have you messed up with your terrible parenting ?All of them ?If I was in charge I would make people like you get a license before you can get a child ;better yet ,how did you eer manage to find someone who would spread her legs for you ?That's a miracle in itself .Maybe you can share your secret with the rest of us .
Smoked too much weed before you posted this? I raised my children the same way my father raised me. Both me and most of my children and grandchildren turned out fine. Irma, my wife, was selected for me 51 years ago by our Pastor. We all love each other almost as much as we love Jesus.


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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN! - 08-23-2010, 07:29 AM

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COM ,I can't believe that I didn't see this thread before ,you must be the worst father ever .How many children have you messed up with your terrible parenting ?All of them ?If I was in charge I would make people like you get a license before you can get a child ;better yet ,how did you eer manage to find someone who would spread her legs for you ?That's a miracle in itself .Maybe you can share your secret with the rest of us .
That is one of the nastiest thinks to say to such a nice elderly gentleman.


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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN! - 08-23-2010, 09:31 AM

As a young father of three boys, your words are truly and inspiration and I have begun disciplining my wife very soon after reading your post. Thank you!
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN! - 08-23-2010, 10:57 AM

[QUOTE=BelieverInGod;584824][QUOTE=Mr fool;584812]No, confiscate and stealing is to different things. If you tried it you probably forgot them to tell the part when they are gonna get it back
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So the kid learns to manipulate you. Or goes off and plays with something else. Not that my kids have a lot of toys anyway.




Oh yes, because putting a child in his room with his toys and stuff is really going to make the kid truly sorry.




Both of my parents used to hit me. My mothers favorite was a flyswatter and my father had a hardwood spanking stick that was his fathers. It was brought over from Europe and had all the proverbs about beating your children written on it. It used to hang over the entrance into the kitchen. I love both my parents dearly.

Also I don't homeschool because they'll tell someone. I homeschool because public schools are nothing but indoctrination camps. They can't be bothered to teach a child to read or write, but they can spend 3 hours a day discussing feelings. If schools actually taught things anymore, then I might consider sending them to school. I know it would be a lot easier on me.


How do you know if my children are miserable? Have you met them? Are you saying that every child before the 80's (when all of this anti-spanking garbage got underway) was miserable and abused?


Oh sure, Children know best. That's why we let them drink and drive and vote, because they're so wise. Sure if it was up to my children they'd eat nothing but candy 3 meals a day, stay up until midnight every night, and never bother with their studies.

What was I thinking, of course they know best.

Point is don't hit your children, it's mean and illegal.
No they don't love you, why would they love someone who doesn't love them? Beating up someone you love isn't love.
If that happened around i would call the police on those mean people.
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Point is don't hit your children, it's mean and illegal.
As you should know by now it is against God law not to beat your children! Punishment for failing to obey God? Eternal damnation to hell! Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

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Beating up someone you love isn't love.
As you should know by now beating your son is a sign of love, not beating your son is a sign of hate. Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

Why is it so hard for you to understand the Holy Bible?


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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN! - 08-23-2010, 05:58 PM

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Point is don't hit your children, it's mean and illegal.
No they don't love you, why would they love someone who doesn't love them? Beating up someone you love isn't love.
If that happened around i would call the police on those mean people.
1. It's not illegal.
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U.S.: All 50 states and the District of Columbia permit the corporal punishment of children. However, physical abuse is not allowed.

For example, under California law,
"... a parent has the right to reasonably discipline a child by physical punishment and may administer reasonable punishment without being liable for battery. In order to be considered disciplinary the punishment must:"

Be necessary (i.e. there it must be in response to a child's negative behavior).

Be reasonable, not excessive, in the judgment of a third party -- e.g. a Child Protective Services representative, or a law enforcement officer.
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On June 19, 1996, the Supreme Court of Iowa upheld a parent's right to administer reasonable corporal punishment, even where the father left red marks by using a wooden spoon. The Iowa Department of Human Services handbook had stated, as a matter of law, that any red mark lasting 24 hours or more would constitute child abuse. The Supreme Court struck down that handbook definition, holding, "we cannot accept the conclusion in the agency handbook that any reddening of the skin lasting for twenty-four hours is a physical injury per se. We believe, rather, that welts, bruises, or similar markings are not physical injuries per se but may be and frequently are evidence from which the existence of a physical injury can be found."


2. How do you know if my children love me or not? Have you asked them? If they don't love me why do they fly at me with hugs and kisses?

3. Go ahead and call the police. Officer Don is on this board a fair amount, you can report it directly to him.


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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN! - 08-24-2010, 10:07 AM

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1. It's not illegal.



[/I][/SIZE]2. How do you know if my children love me or not? Have you asked them? If they don't love me why do they fly at me with hugs and kisses?

3. Go ahead and call the police. Officer Don is on this board a fair amount, you can report it directly to him.
Oh! You guys made it legal in your lil' town.
Ok but you guys only think it's allright to hit kids because the bible says so.
If the bible said burn your pets, would you do it? Hopefully not.
And that you made it legal in your town
And to you feel good when hitting your kids until they're nothing but red marks left?

they hug and kiss you? ...drugs? Or no...wait...hihi...maybe they're overdoing it because they are afraid of the rod...would explain it.

If it happened here the and i called the police the beater would probably sent to court to and then jail.
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Oh! You guys made it legal in your lil' town.
Ok but you guys only think it's allright to hit kids because the bible says so.
If the bible said burn your pets, would you do it? Hopefully not.
And that you made it legal in your town
And to you feel good when hitting your kids until they're nothing but red marks left?

they hug and kiss you? ...drugs? Or no...wait...hihi...maybe they're overdoing it because they are afraid of the rod...would explain it.

If it happened here the and i called the police the beater would probably sent to court to and then jail.
Why are you mocking God's command? God tells us that we should beat our kids, so who are you to say it's wrong? Why are you so full of hate towards Jesus and God Almighty?




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