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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
03-27-2010, 03:41 AM
Its okay I understand that you can't find anything except a few grammar error's in a quickly typed message to point out as wrong. Due to the fact that message is dead on
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
03-27-2010, 03:48 AM
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Its okay I understand that you can't find anything except a few grammar error's in a quickly typed message to point out as wrong. Due to the fact that message is dead on
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My point is not that you are incapable of proper grammar. My point is that you are a know-it-all pompous brat who actually knows nothing. You are pathetic. And you know very well I already pointed out your huge blunders in other messages:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...d=1#post493585
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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
03-27-2010, 06:48 AM
If that helps you sleep better at night
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
03-27-2010, 09:05 AM
It's not helping ME sleep better and it's not making your posts any easier to read or understand.
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
03-27-2010, 09:29 AM
Is he speaking English? Or is that ebonics or something?
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
03-27-2010, 10:33 AM
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Is he speaking English? Or is that ebonics or something?
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He is speaking pompous to compensate for his other shortcomings, e.g. a very small penis.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
03-28-2010, 12:11 AM
If you really want to know my penis size just ask your wife, and daughter
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
03-28-2010, 10:22 AM
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If you really want to know my penis size just ask your wife, and daughter
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Man, you are soooo funny . You must be the life of the party being both pompous and not funny at all. Probably the reason you never get invited.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
03-28-2010, 10:42 AM
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If you really want to know my penis size just ask your wife, and daughter
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I do not need to ask my wife or daughter for permission to know the penis size of random strangers on the internet.
Besides, I concern myself only with that which exists, which is God and His eternal love for us.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
03-29-2010, 12:22 AM
Can I get one that says "Current and Future Masturbator?"
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
03-29-2010, 03:07 AM
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If you really want to know my penis size just ask your wife, and daughter
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You should go back to the playground, there's grown folks talking here..
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
04-02-2010, 09:45 PM
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Can I get one that says "Current and Future Masturbator?"
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Satan will be glad to use you as his masturbation toy for all eternity in hell!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
04-04-2010, 09:49 PM
I was wondering if there are any shirts for people like me who have never masturbated?
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
04-05-2010, 05:28 AM
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I was wondering if there are any shirts for people like me who have never masturbated?
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I'm certain that there are shirts for liars.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
04-05-2010, 06:53 AM
I will take 27 shirts as I've a lot of sinning in my past to make up for.
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