[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Never mind the lie-beral whiners and their irresponsible fear-mongering over non-issues like global warming and pollution. A Texas Republican father has identified a true threat to all that we Americans hold dear.

From The Washington False Christian Post:

A Chafed Texan in the Naked City

Washington is a town filled with boobs.

They're everywhere, from the bare-breasted ladies who decorate the fountain at Dupont Circle to the peekaboo statue in the Justice Department's Great Hall to the countless nudes in our museums. But while those of us who live here hardly blink at the public nudity, it can shock some of our visitors. Such was the case for Robert Hurt, who last week tried to add the issue of artistic indecency in the nation's capital to the platform of the Texas GOP.

"You don't have nude art on your front porch," the Dallas Morning News quoted the delegate as telling the platform committee at the state party convention. "So why is it important to have that in the common places of Washington, D.C.?"

Hurt, 54, a Kerrville, Tex., rancher and father of 14, told us in a phone interview he first came to Washington a decade ago for a gathering of the evangelical Promise Keepers on the Mall. "It was probably not much different than 'The Beverly Hillbillies' going to Beverly Hills," he joked. At the National Gallery, he was appalled to see statues of unclothed people. "I found it very inappropriate," he said. Returning a few years later, he discovered Arlington Memorial Bridge, flanked by the bare-chested figures of Valor and Sacrifice.

[Xandria]

whats so wrong with that? its what god gave them. they're just proud.

[nigra false prophet]

I think this man is a latent homosexual.

No red blooded male with a libdo for the ladies complains about bare breasts.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters

Never mind the lie-beral whiners and their irresponsible fear-mongering over non-issues like global warming and pollution. A Texas Republican father has identified a true threat to all that we Americans hold dear.

From The Washington False Christian Post:

Pastor, this fine Texan is simply following in the January, 2002 footsteps of former Attorney General John Ashcroft:

WASHINGTON (AP) - No longer will the attorney gneral be photographed in front of two partially nude statues in the Great Hall of the Department of Justice.

The department spent $8,000 on blue drapes that hide the two giant, aluminum art deco statues, said spokesman Shane Hix. For aesthetic reasons, he said, the drapes were occasionally hung in front of the statues before formal events. The department used to rent the drapes, but has now purchased them and left them hanging.

The drapes provide a nice background for television cameras, Hix said.

ABC News reported that Attorney General John Ashcroft ordered the statues covered because he didn't like being photographed in front of them.

Warning: The link includes a photograph of Ashcroft before one of the offending statues. Follow it at your own risk!!

[Old Iron Crotch]

"ABC News reported that Attorney General John Ashcroft ordered the statues covered because he didn't like being photographed in front of them."


No surprise that Ashcroft would be uncomfortable being photographed with objects that represent Justice.

[Nobar King]

I"m surprised that he wasn't offended by the NAKED MALE FIGURES that are portrayed.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Xandria

whats so wrong with that? its what god gave them. they're just proud.

Originally Posted by BlackAcidProphet

I think this man is a latent homosexual.

No red blooded male with a libdo for the ladies complains about bare breasts.

It is a question of public decency – what if your servants were to see these naked statues?

Originally Posted by Lumpy

"ABC News reported that Attorney General John Ashcroft ordered the statues covered because he didn't like being photographed in front of them."

No surprise that Ashcroft would be uncomfortable being photographed with objects that represent Justice.

Have you ever read the Bible? Even as a child? What does God say about graven images?
Ex:20:4: Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth:
De:4:16: Lest ye corrupt yourselves, and make you a graven image, the similitude of any figure, the likeness of male or female,
This is about corruption! I suppose you are in favor of that! Harlot!

[Xandria]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

It is a question of public decency – what if your servants were to see these naked statues?

lolwut?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Rampant nakedness seems to be breaking out all over. THIS harlot is so proud of her filthy, sinful body that she has filed for a permit to destroy the annual Godly celebration of July 4th.

Oregon woman plans to parade topless on

ASHLAND, Ore. - A woman seen frequently in Ashland riding topless on her bicycle says she plans to be in Ashland's Fourth of July parade free and independent of all clothing but a hemp G-string. The Chamber of Commerce says that's contrary to the rules for the family celebration. She says she'll sue if she can't parade as she wishes.

Jen Moss has been known as "The Naked Lady" since she moved to Ashland in May from Ojai, Calif., drawn by the town's nudity laws. They specify only that people must cover their genitalia in a city park or the downtown commercial district, which means Moss need not cover her breasts.

The police in California, she says, harassed her when she rode her bicycle wearing a G-string and pasties.

Moss applied for an entry for the parade, which draws thousands each year.

The Ashland Chamber of Commerce learned of her coverage plans from an online posting. She promised to lead in-line skaters "wearing only a hemp G-string and blowing a conch shell."

"We don't feel that someone in the parade who is topless or nearly naked is appropriate for a family audience," said parade chairman James Kidd.

He said a letter was sent to Moss on Monday and wouldn't speak specifically about the chamber's position until he was certain that she had received the letter.

Kidd did say that parade rules clearly indicate that entries must be appropriate for a family audience. He also said he understood that the Ashland city ordinance allows women to be topless.

"She's welcome on any other day of the year to do that," he said. "But not on the Fourth of July while in the parade."

City Council member Eric Navickas said he's on Moss's side.

If she can't be in the parade, Navickas said, it would be "an interesting commentary on our society that we're willing to tolerate dead bodies through our aggressive foreign policy from the war, but not healthy, naked bodies."

Moss told the Ashland Daily Tidings in an e-mail that if she can't be nearly naked in the parade, she would "run around near naked protesting their unconstitutional(ism) and un-Americanism." And she said, she would ask the American Civil Liberties Union for help in a lawsuit.

In other news, who knew that they still celebrated America's Independence Day in Godless Oregon, (aka California's Canada).

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Rampant nakedness seems to be breaking out all over. THIS harlot is so proud of her filthy, sinful body that she has filed for a permit to destroy the annual Godly celebration of July 4th.




In other news, who knew that they still celebrated America's Independence Day in Godless Oregon, (aka California's Canada).

Pastor, considering this quote:

Kidd did say that parade rules clearly indicate that entries must be appropriate for a family audience. He also said he understood that the Ashland city ordinance allows women to be topless.

"She's welcome on any other day of the year to do that," he said. "But not on the Fourth of July while in the parade."

. . . I'm surprised the Lord hasn't rained fire down on this modern-day Sodom.

ANY other day of the year.

She could even rollerblade topless during the Christmas parade, assuming these heathens have such a thing! ANY other day!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by JennyD

Pastor, considering this quote:

. . . I'm surprised the Lord hasn't rained fire down on this modern-day Sodom.

ANY other day of the year.

She could even rollerblade topless during the Christmas parade, assuming these heathens have such a thing! ANY other day!!

To be honest, I had assumed that everyone in that nest of radical lezbeanism ran around naked all the time. What a relief to know that a few still see fit to follow the Christian custom of covering their vile, sinful bodies with clothing. Sometimes.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

I have to admit that I am shocked at this news. We have seen the lezbeans trying to expose their breasts in thinly veiled attempts at public "breast feeding" laws, but this one takes the cupcake. I assume that Oregon wants every woman citizen to be able to fornicate with anything on a moments notice, both animate and inanimate.