Why doesnt everyone convert to the one true faith?

Tower of Babel · **Why doesnt everyone convert to the one true faith? -** 11-23-2008, 06:44 AM

Why can't people do it the easy way ever?

Pastor Ezekiel

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Why can't people do it the easy way ever?

What way is that?

There is only one way to Salvation©, pal; Through Jesus Christ. Submit your life to Him utterly and completely, and He may reward you. Continue to mock Him, and hell will be your reward.

Pastor Al E Pistle

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Originally Posted by Tower of Babel

Why can't people do it the easy way ever?

I don't know. Simply start a tithing program to Landover, obtain a KJV1611 (authorized) bible, and we do the rest. How much simpler can it be?

Tower of Babel

I already gave money today to the one true God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Have you guys even considered Pastafarianism? You should give it a try, it changed my life.

Pastor Al E Pistle

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I already gave money today to the one true God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Have you guys even considered Pastafarianism? You should give it a try, it changed my life.

A drawing of a ball of noodles changed your life. I can certainly believe THAT. Bring me a salad with my pizza.

Tower of Babel

I am no waiter. You should get your wife to bring you salad and a pizza.

Pastor Al E Pistle

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I am no waiter. You should get your wife to bring you salad and a pizza.

Well, you can always hope to get promoted out of the scullery. Or I may have ordered the wrong thing. Bring me fries with that Filet-O-fish.

JennyD

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Originally Posted by Tower of Babel

I am no waiter. You should get your wife to bring you salad and a pizza.

Don't worry, if you keep working hard, they'll move you up from dishwasher.

Or have you already made it to busboy?

After all, only children and the retarded believe in such things as "flying spaghetti monsters" and "bogeymen" and "Michael Jackson".

Pastor Ezekiel

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Originally Posted by Tower of Babel

I already gave money today to the one true God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Have you guys even considered Pastafarianism? You should give it a try, it changed my life.

I'll bet you fancy yourself the very first heathen God-mocker who came in here with your joke religion. You imagine that we'll all abandon Jesus and 2,000 years of Christian Tradition once we hear your little joke, is that it?

Enjoy hell.

Tower of Babel

Or you can abandon that joke you have been believing for 2000 years and follow the one true faith.

Pastor Al E Pistle

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Or you can abandon that joke you have been believing for 2000 years and follow the one true faith.

Sorry pal. GOD isn't three of the major food groups...although the CATHOLICS are in church right now drinking His blood and eating His skin (so they think).

Tower of Babel

I know God isnt one of the three major food groups. He isnt any of the food groups. He is nothing since he does not exist. But the Flying Spaghetti Monster does exist and if you dont believe then its ok. The 8 I'd really rather you didn't says I shouldn't rub it in your face.

Nobar King

We're trying to change your beliefs, you're trying to change our beliefs; I don't see this going very well.

Tower of Babel

I am just stating the fact that God does not exist but The Flying Spaghetti Monster does, but I am also saying its ok that you can believe something different. I am not trying to push beliefs on you. Purity is for drinking water,not people.

Capt. Aaron Portway

I believe in the REAL One True God© and his name Jesus! I would sooner believe in Santa Claus and The Easter Bunny than your Floating Entreé Diety! Besides, I'm gluten intolerant.

Tower of Babel

Well you are free to your own beliefs. The 8 I'd really rather you didn'ts prohibit me from being rude to you so I must be tolerant of your views. It is ok that you believe in your God and Jesus. Purity is for drinking water, not people.