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Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o -
06-03-2009, 07:13 PM
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Maybe you represent the reason why the ownership of America is in the process of being transferred, your racist views have broken the terms in the small print of the lease.
Your only hope now may be to return to the status of the time when God's Chosen People help where at their height, A return to Rule from England.
Yes that will help save the world, help the return of God's chosen people the Pirates to their former numbers, thus reducing global warming.
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Oh yes, the prophetic relationship between pirates and global warming adherents to your “religion” prattle on about. Please explain to us how you reconcile the current events off of the coast of Somalia (pirates) and the continued rise in global temperatures. It seems that your pasta god is fallible and not much of a god.
Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
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Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o -
06-04-2009, 08:02 PM
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Oh yes, the prophetic relationship between pirates and global warming adherents to your “religion” prattle on about. Please explain to us how you reconcile the current events off of the coast of Somalia (pirates) and the continued rise in global temperatures. It seems that your pasta god is fallible and not much of a god.
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Do you see any of those fake Pirates wearing Tricorn hats, eye patches, having pet Parrots or flying the Sacred Jolly Rodger?
NO you do not, they are not God's chosen people. I wager very few of them have wooden legs or eye patches either.
They are not God's chosen, they are just very naughty boys !!!
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Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o -
06-04-2009, 08:14 PM
This picture was taken at a backyard barbeque in Eyl, Somalia.
Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
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Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o -
06-04-2009, 08:22 PM
Excellent work, Brother John!
That is clear-cut evidence that SOMALI PIRATES ACTING UNDER PASTAFARIAN CULT ORDERS ARE TRYING TO HIJACK SHIPPING, thus putting a dent into capitalism via an alliance with SOVIET HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA, with PASTAFARIAN SOMALI CULT LEADERS PERFORMING RITUAL SACRIFICE ABOARD CRUISE SHIPS in desperate attempt to destroy SACRED CRUISE/TRAVEL/HOTEL INDUSTRY sanctioned and promoted by SPACESHIP JESUS EMPIRE.
SICK PASTAFARIAN CULT PROMOTES OBESITY BY ENCOURAGING NATION'S YOUTH TO EAT CARBOHYDRATE-LADEN PASTA.
SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7 The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o -
06-04-2009, 09:10 PM
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This picture was taken at a backyard barbeque in Eyl, Somalia.
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Are you sure?
I am not convinced, just look at the face that is not anyone from Somalia. Also look at the plants in the background, those are not native to the area. The building in the background is also not like any building you will find in Somalia
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Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o -
06-04-2009, 09:17 PM
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Are you sure?
I am not convinced, just look at the face that is not anyone from Somalia. Also look at the plants in the background, those are not native to the area. The building in the background is also not like any building you will find in Somalia
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Wild speculation and grasping at straws; I for one dismiss your objections and vote for Brother Ward.
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Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o -
06-04-2009, 09:18 PM
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Excellent work, Brother John!
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Not really, a clear fabrication that does not stand up to even light inspection.
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Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o -
06-04-2009, 09:22 PM
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Wild speculation and grasping at straws; I for one dismiss your objections and vote for Brother Ward.
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There is nothing in that picture that stands up to inspection.
Person - Not from Somalia
Plants - Not from Somalia
Building - Not from Somalia
Climate - Not from Somalia
I think "Brother Ward" is the one grasping at straws by trying to pass that poor attempt of a fake off as having anything to do with Somalia.
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Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o -
06-04-2009, 09:25 PM
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There is nothing in that picture that stands up to inspection.
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Person - Not from Somalia - immigrant via a pirate ship
Plants - Not from Somalia - from a garden center, is a Somalian not to have plants of his choice?
Building - Not from Somalia - wall of US embassy or similar
Climate - Not from Somalia - I have touched my screen and found it a little hot and am this convinced all is genuine.
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I think "Brother Ward" is the one grasping at straws by trying to pass that poor attempt of a fake off as having anything to do with Somalia.
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I am saddened at your lack of faith.
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Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o -
06-04-2009, 09:30 PM
There are no such thing as "Somali Pirates". They are repressed fisherman under the yoke of capitalism and simply defending what little territory they have from racist, American shipping companies.
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Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o -
06-04-2009, 09:32 PM
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There are no such thing as "Somali Pirates". They are repressed fisherman under the yoke of capitalism and simply defending what little territory they have from racist, American shipping companies.
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Go back to Berkeley, hippie.
Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
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Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o -
06-04-2009, 09:49 PM
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Person - Not from Somalia - immigrant via a pirate ship
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Do you really think Somalia is a country people are trying to get IN to?
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Plants - Not from Somalia - from a garden center, is a Somalian not to have plants of his choice?
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The ecconomic situation in the country does not support the prescience of garden centers
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Building - Not from Somalia - wall of US embassy or similar
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I quote from americanembassyinformation.com
"Since the U.S. does not have any diplomatic presence in any part of Somalia, including Somaliland and Puntland, the U.S. government cannot provide services to U.S. citizens in Somalia."
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Climate - Not from Somalia - I have touched my screen and found it a little hot and am this convinced all is genuine.
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As for your last statement all I can say is......
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Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o -
06-04-2009, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Jo Feddie
There is nothing in that picture that stands up to inspection.
Person - Not from Somalia
Plants - Not from Somalia
Building - Not from Somalia
Climate - Not from Somalia
I think "Brother Ward" is the one grasping at straws by trying to pass that poor attempt of a fake off as having anything to do with Somalia.
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I took that photo myself during my trip to the Dark Continent spreading The Word. I assure you, he is definitely one type of pirate.
Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
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Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o -
06-04-2009, 10:00 PM
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Do you really think Somalia is a country people are trying to get IN to?
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Pirates? Yes! An expanding job-opportunity market.
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The economic situation in the country does not support the prescience of garden centers
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With all the wealth from retired pirates, you'd be surprised.
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I quote from americanembassyinformation.com
"Since the U.S. does not have any diplomatic presence in any part of Somalia, including Somaliland and Puntland, the U.S. government cannot provide services to U.S. citizens in Somalia."
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Then it must be my 2nd option - something similar.
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As for your last statement all I can say is......
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Security! Security! This man here is laughing at something I did not find funny in the least. Lock him up in the name of all that is moral and correct!
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Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o -
06-04-2009, 10:13 PM
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Security! Security! This man here is laughing at something I did not find funny in the least. Lock him up in the name of all that is moral and correct!
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Well really your comment do show a clear lake of understanding of modern technology.
Are you sure you would not be happier turning all those new fanged gadgets off and getting back in your pony and trap?
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Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o -
06-04-2009, 10:37 PM
He is a Somali Pirate and you know it Jo Feddie. Pastafarianism's nefarious noodles stretch all over the planet and control factions dictated by the high priests of pasta.
We are aware of your cult's treacherous ways.
SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7 The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o -
06-04-2009, 10:52 PM
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He is a Somali Pirate and you know it Jo Feddie. Pastafarianism's nefarious noodles stretch all over the planet and control factions dictated by the high priests of pasta.
We are aware of your cult's treacherous ways.
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Be thankful for The Great Noodles stretch over the planet, if it were not for the fact that we are all touched by His Noodly Appendage (even those who reject the Truth of the Noodle) you would now be floating in space.
Mmmm Maybe that is what happened to you, It could explain a lot, for a brief period of time you managed to break free of His Noodly Appendage and as a result you floated off into space until He rescued you.
RAmen I give thanks to The Great Noodle for saving your life
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