[Bob4God]

Don't get me wrong friends. The Seventh-Day Adventists are a big bunch of looney tooney tofu worshipers. Indeed, the LORD revealed the depths of their lunacies to me right here.

HOWEVER: Even a broken clock is right twice a day, amen? It was recently brought to my attention that an Adventist preacher named Steve Wohlberg is out there spreading the truth about the occult!


STEVE WOHLBERG

Steve Wohlberg knows that Wiccans are all big fat pasty murdering witches who drink Christian blood! He also knows that abominations like Harry Potter are a gateway to the occult, and that is why the good pastor has invested hours upon hours of his own time and energy reading these satanic materials! His careful and unbiased research is then poured into searing and well-crafted literature like this:







As you can see, Mr. Wohlberg's writings are so rich in content that he has no need to resort to flashy, sensational titles and covers to compensate for his books.

Like any good Christian, Mr. Wohlberg knows that complete works of fiction are the most threatening form of entertainment to our children and I am thrilled to report that Steve Wohlberg has a new book coming out about the terrifying horrors of the vampire training manual Twilight.

I am sure that he has studied the Twilight books as thoroughly as he has Harry Potter and will advise us all to avoid them! It's this kind of leading-by-example that makes Christianity great!

I don't know about you, but I am grateful to Steve Wohlberg for his tireless efforts to warn people about the dangers of following a religion that isn't Fundamentalist Christianity!

[Levi Jones]

Amen, Brother Bob! Even the hellbound sinner can occasionally be right.

Take Jefferson Davis, for example, he was a catlick, but he still fought to preserve States Rights and property rights.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Amen Brother! Shout Glory! Steve Wohlberg's newest book on demons and spooks is a brilliant expose on how they LIE to us every day. And what an excellent gift to give for Halloween!

I just might have to spend some time witnessing to Mr. Wohlberg. He would make a mighty fine True Christian™.

He's not a joo, is he?

[Bob4God]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

He's not a joo, is he?

I don't think he is, as he does recognize that Hollywood liberal Jews are in desperate need of saving. Here's what he says on his website about his book "From Hollywood to Heaven":

"From Hollywood to Heaven" contains the life story of Steve Wohlberg and includes details never before shared publicly. Gripping, heart-warming, and inspiring, this book gives hope to us all! Perfect for sharing with loved ones, drifting teenagers, and Jews.

[Bob4God]

A Timely Tiding and extensively researched warning from our friend Steve Wohlberg about how society is stampeding like a herd of frightened Wilde beasts towards the occult!

Concerning Mystery Babylon, the Bible's last book predicts that by her "sorcery all the nations were deceived" (Revelation 18:23).



Significantly, ancient Babylon was permeated with "magicians...astrologers...[and] sorcerers" (Daniel 2:2).



Before she fell, God rebuked ancient Babylon for "the multitude of [her] sorceries" and "for the great abundance of her enchantments" (Isaiah 47:9). We should expect the same kind of activities within modern Babylon.


Look around. Spiritualism, witchcraft (Wicca), and vampirism are on the rise.[] Surely the return of Jesus Christ draws near. Let's focus on His light, His love, His cross, and His power, while mercy lingers.
This counsel is timely: "Therefore submit to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you" (James 4:7).

[HTannor]

Originally Posted by Bob4God

HOWEVER: Even a broken clock is right twice a day, amen? It was recently brought to my attention that an Adventist preacher named Steve Wohlberg is out there spreading the truth about the occult!

Well, okay, Brother Bob. But do we have to pay attention to him in any other areas?

[Thorn in God's Backside]

Your children must live sad lives if they are not allowed the enjoyment of fantacy. And the Twilight series was badly written I will admit but it is a love story. Do you call Shakesphears Romeo+Juliet evil and satanic? Do you call the work of that classic writer satanic? Do you call classic works evil and prevent your children from reading them?

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Thorn1765

Do you call Shakesphears Romeo+Juliet evil and satanic?

Of course Shakespeare's work are evil. Romeo and Juliet is about fornication and defiance to one's parents.

Originally Posted by Thorn1765

Do you call classic works evil and prevent your children from reading them?

Of course not. I love to read the classics.
Charles Haddon Spurgeon
William Law
Jonathan Edwards, Sinners in the hands of an angry God.
J.L. Dagg's Origin and Authority of the Bible.
J. Gresham Machen Christianity and Liberalism.

Are just a handful I love to read.

[Thorn in God's Backside]

There are many more classics out there that dwell with things that many persons on this site call evil. I read everything from Homer to Textbooks and any fiction inbetween. I would never limit my child if I so chose to have a child. Why would you stop a child from reading a love story if it had to do with vampires and lychans?

[Bob4God]

Originally Posted by Thorn1765

I read everything from Homer to Textbooks and any fiction inbetween.

Reading anything besides the Holy Bible KJV1611 (or approved True Christian literature) is pure evil! Reading opens your mind to dangerous new ideas and philosophies inspired by satan!

I would never limit my child if I so chose to have a child. Why would you stop a child from reading a love story if it had to do with vampires and lychans?

Oh that's perfect. Just let the kid do whatever he pleases. That's the best way to raise a school shooter.

The Bible says that such occult themes are evil and should be destroyed!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Thorn1765

[...]I read everything from Homer to Textbooks and any fiction inbetween. I would never limit my child if I so chose to have a child. [...]

So you'll be the sort of mother who gives her infant pornography and you're coming here telling us what to do?

lychans?

What are they, some sort of chink fruit?

[Thorn in God's Backside]

No I will let the child make the choice in its elder years. I would give my child age appropriate books and let them read as they so fit. I was reading Steven King in elementry school and understanding it. I was reading Shaksephere in elementry school. I ran out of books to read in the library because I read so much. In middle school I was reading a college textbook and Anne Rice, in High School I worked in the library and was reading everything I had been reading before as well as Christeen Feehan and Laurall K. Hamilton. I still read all of that as well as other articals about ancient history and politics. I role play online and with a group of friends and I have a balance of right and wrong. If I have a child I will allow that child to read what they wish and progress at their pace. It is not up to me to chose what the child likes. Yes up to a point I will give the child appropriate books but when the time comes I will do as my parents did and let them read what they want.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Thorn1765

No I will let the child make the choice in its elder years. I would give my child age appropriate books and let them read as they so fit. I was reading Steven King in elementry school and understanding it. I was reading Shaksephere in elementry school. I ran out of books to read in the library because I read so much. In middle school I was reading a college textbook and Anne Rice, in High School I worked in the library and was reading everything I had been reading before as well as Christeen Feehan and Laurall K. Hamilton. I still read all of that as well as other articals about ancient history and politics. I role play online and with a group of friends and I have a balance of right and wrong. If I have a child I will allow that child to read what they wish and progress at their pace. It is not up to me to chose what the child likes. Yes up to a point I will give the child appropriate books but when the time comes I will do as my parents did and let them read what they want.

I don't see the Bible in that list...

[Thorn in God's Backside]

If my child wants to read the Bible I will let it. I read the Bible and own several various coppies. It is a refrence guide to various parts of classic literature. Many books do infact hold scriptures written in diffrent ways. The Bible is just another refrence book for me when I read something like Beowulf or some other classic. And Beowulf is a Christian story, at least the origional epic poem is.

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Thorn1765

No I will let the child make the choice in its elder years. I would give my child age appropriate books and let them read as they so fit. I was reading Steven King in elementry school and understanding it. I was reading Shaksephere in elementry school. I ran out of books to read in the library because I read so much. In middle school I was reading a college textbook and Anne Rice, in High School I worked in the library and was reading everything I had been reading before as well as Christeen Feehan and Laurall K. Hamilton. I still read all of that as well as other articals about ancient history and politics. I role play online and with a group of friends and I have a balance of right and wrong. If I have a child I will allow that child to read what they wish and progress at their pace. It is not up to me to chose what the child likes. Yes up to a point I will give the child appropriate books but when the time comes I will do as my parents did and let them read what they want.

You would think after all that reading you wouldn't butcher the American language so horribly.

Not that I believe you, but what sort of parents would allow their child to read Shephen King as a small child? Oh, that's right. The horrible kind like yours!

[Thorn in God's Backside]

Ah see that is where you are wrong. My parents are loving and raised me to accept others who can accept me. My parents never limit me because they know that I can be anything I wish. I am sorry that it bothers you that a woman can go on an be what she wants and that her parents aprove and support her decisions. I just wish the same for you child when he or she wishes to read a horror novel because they want something diffrent. Or if your child writes a poem and it is a bit disturbing. I just hope you will support that child and understand that the child is diffrent and special and you should feel blessed to have creativity within your home.

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Thorn1765

Ah see that is where you are wrong. My parents are loving and raised me to accept others who can accept me. My parents never limit me because they know that I can be anything I wish. I am sorry that it bothers you that a woman can go on an be what she wants and that her parents aprove and support her decisions. I just wish the same for you child when he or she wishes to read a horror novel because they want something diffrent. Or if your child writes a poem and it is a bit disturbing. I just hope you will support that child and understand that the child is diffrent and special and you should feel blessed to have creativity within your home.

Even a normal non-Christian parent is not going to allow their pre-adolescent child to read horror novels.

Were you raised by John and Kate Bender?

[Thorn in God's Backside]

My father is a military man who has given me the freedom to chose what I so desire. My mother is a woman who never lets anyone tell her what to do or how to live. She supports her family and takes no bull from anyone. My parents are hard working Americans who understand freedom and feel their children should not be limited to anything. My parents never told me "Wear a dress hold back your hair and sew." my parents are more of the "Go out and kick ass in the world." My parents let me read what I want, and let me be what I want because in the end it is my choice. Hope your children have the same options that I was given as a child.
Blessed Be
~Thorn, daughter of Mother Earth.

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Thorn in God's toe

My father is a convict who hasn't seen me since I was a baby. My mother is an uppity sass-mouthed feminazi bitch who can't control her demon crotchfruit. She supports her family and takes food stamps by doing stuff for money. My parents are thieves who don't love me. They failed me by giving up their responsibility to me to teach me right from wrong. They didn't make sure I grew up to be a decent God-fearing woman, "Go out and do whatever in the world. Because we don't care." My parents let me read what I want, and let me be what I want because in the end it is my choice to become a lesbian moon dancing whore. Hope your children turn out to be hateful dykes like I did!

Translated.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Thorn in God's toe

My father is a military man who has given me the freedom to chose what I so desire. My mother is a woman who never lets anyone tell her what to do or how to live. She supports her family and takes no bull from anyone. My parents are hard working Americans who understand freedom and feel their children should not be limited to anything. My parents never told me "Wear a dress hold back your hair and sew." my parents are more of the "Go out and kick ass in the world." My parents let me read what I want, and let me be what I want because in the end it is my choice. Hope your children have the same options that I was given as a child.
Blessed Be
~Thorn, daughter of Mother Earth.

In fact they never seemed to take much interest in you, did they? Well, you are a girl child after all, so you're not too important.

This lack of guidance has led to your worshiping broccoli, dancing naked round trees and burbling about your "Lord and Lady" in a vacuous attempt to draw attention to yourself.

May I suggest that, as you will have seen, all True Christians™ are well-balanced and thus following Landover's example may be a step forward in your development?

PS Tell me, did your parents ever express the idea that they would have preferred a son?