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angel.: My Introduction -
07-02-2019, 06:38 AM
Hey
Im a mixed race girl who found the lords light in the depths of drug addiction and despair. Luckily, my grandma told me to pick up a bible and I felt like the words were speaking directly to me. I attended my local church more and more and it finally felt like somewhere I could call home. I stopped my substance abuse.
Through Gods kind teachings about loving my neighbour, I worked on a refugee project nearby to help those less fortunate than me and worked with small children who had been forced into hiding. This made me a happier person.
Im a gay woman who lives with her girlfriend in a big city and we couldnt be happier. Revisionist hermeneutics can seem pretty silly when we consider who Jesus was. Jesus, a first-century Jewish theologian, would almost certainly have held the traditional Jewish belief about same-sex relations—that is, he would have believed such sexual activity was sinful." Jesus said it, I believe it, that settles it” is a pretty stupid mode of Christianity because it doesn't allow any room for the fact that we are in a modern society.there are times in the gospels when Jesus admits to not knowing something. For example, when a person snatches his robe in the hopes of receiving a miracle, he asks his disciples who did that. Or, for that matter, an elaborate position on human sexuality that takes into account all the advances the social sciences have made in the past few decades. But what about the story where God creates the entire universe in six 24-hour periods? What about all of the laws described in the Torah, like the one that forbids wearing different fabrics together, or planting different kinds of seeds in the same field? What about that law that demands rebellious children be stoned to death? Or to sell all you own and donate the money to the poor? Surely you dont believe that too.Were Jesus to befriend gay couples committed to each other in love and fidelity, I find it tough to believe he would reject their relationships on the grounds that all same-sex love is necessarily abominable.
But by thinking along with, or inside of, the memory of Jesus, which is dynamic and always contemporary, and constantly on the move, we can hazard a guess that this same Jesus—who is always coming to the aid of those cast out of polite society, who is always challenging religious ideologues, who is constantly wrestling with the scriptures and re-imagining their applications—might some day find himself being asked to create wine at a gay wedding.
If you dont believe that a gay mixed woman could possibly be accepted with the Lord, I have spoken to God twice and he tells me to keep pushing through and breaking these strong right wing nonsense
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Re: angel.: My Introduction -
07-02-2019, 07:16 AM
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Re: angel.: My Introduction -
07-02-2019, 08:18 AM
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This is indeed tiresome, but the whole culture seems to continue to have misguided notions about the Bible (KJV1611) and the creator of the universe.
Let's put this another way - it isn't like Bill Gates that hired H1B visa dot-head programmers for Windows he pays $9 an hour and has to issue continuous updates because of all the mistakes they make. Oh, and then he has his fingers to the wind and decides that it needs to be more "MAC" like, or decides to take away the "start" menu and makes a "new" Windows 10 to make it look like iPhones.
I mean really - no one in their right mind would expect Toyota to issue a recall on all their vehicles just because some minorities want to put gasoline up the tail pipe.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: angel.: My Introduction -
07-02-2019, 08:54 AM
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This is indeed tiresome, but the whole culture seems to continue to have misguided notions about the Bible (KJV1611) and the creator of the universe.
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There is certainly some astonishing stuff in there. I suppose it's what happens when you trawl the internet in search of people, however dumb, who agree with you? Technology has much to answer for.
Disregarding the (rather large) portion of the post which contravenes the Eighth Commandment, I am appalled that any organisation, even one dealing with illegal migrants, would allow a sexual invert to work with small children. And as for this:
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I have spoken to God twice and he tells me to keep pushing through and breaking these strong right wing nonsense
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Well, one can only weep. Can you even imagine reaching the age of 14, or whatever, only having spoken to God twice, and having the sheer arrogance to think that the voice in your head - which, strangely, invariably agrees with you - is the Voice of God?
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I mean really - no one in their right mind would expect Toyota to issue a recall on all their vehicles just because some minorities want to put gasoline up the tail pipe.
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An excellent analogy, Brother.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Re: angel.: My Introduction -
07-02-2019, 01:58 PM
Neighbour? Are you a crazed Canadian or something?
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Im a gay woman who lives with her girlfriend
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WRONG! If you have been reading the truthfully, then you should know that you are headed for -- FOR ETERNITY. And, as I suspected, you must be Canadian if you think there is nothing wrong with your sinful lifestyle.
Romans 1:26,27:
26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Were Jesus to befriend gay couples committed to each other in love and fidelity, I find it tough to believe he would reject their relationships on the grounds that all same-sex love is necessarily abominable.
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WRONG AGAIN! Here, I'll let explain it to you, from Holy Word:
I Corinthians 6:9 "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind".
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Jesus might some day find himself being asked to create wine at a gay wedding.
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WRONG ONCE AGAIN! would not attend a "gay" wedding, except to warn the people that they are on the verge of being tipped into :
Jude 1:7 " Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire."
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If you dont believe that a gay mixed woman could possibly be accepted with the Lord, I have spoken to God twice and he tells me to keep pushing through and breaking these strong right wing nonsense
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No, Dear, the voice that you hearing there is the voice of Satan. He is working overtime to get gullible people, such as yourself, to believe this lovey-dovey "God loves everybody equally" nonsense. All you have to do is crack open your , study it, and quit making up stupid, fairy-tale excuses for the parts you don't like.
I Peter 5:8 "Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour".
Sincerely, Isabella W.
P.S. As Sister Joanna Lytton-Vasey has so astutely noted, your plagiarizing an online article has not gone unnoticed. This is further proof that you are not serious with your so-called attempts to serve truthfully and faithfully.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: angel.: My Introduction -
07-02-2019, 02:24 PM
I was praising God in anticipation of a new sister in Christ until I got to the part where this practicer of perversion spat in the face of Baby Jesus by boasting of her unnatural affection. I then began rebuking her in my heart as anyone who knows me will understand.
I would like to introduce Angel to the lezbean wing of my homer ministry called Scissors for the Savior. Dedicated to reforming lives in Jesus name, thousands have left the ways of the natives of the Isle of Lesbos and found happiness with men as God intended. Please contact the director, Sally, by visiting our site or by CB radio using her handle Lovelady. Christ Jesus can change you and restore your natural desires for motherhood and servitude. I pray that you will let Him have His way with you before Hell beckons.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: angel.: My Introduction -
07-02-2019, 03:24 PM
As Sister Joanna duly noted, this is not an original piece of work but some shameless copy pasta, nonetheless, there are a couple of points I'd like to address:
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Luckily, my grandma told me to pick up a bible and I felt like the words were speaking directly to me.
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That sentence requires acknowledgement that the Bible is the infallible Word of God. Otherwise, you could have picked up any other book - let's say, one of Terry Pratchett's flat disc series - and have it speak directly to you. (Here and thereafter, by "you" I mean "the original writer of this text.")
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Through Gods kind teachings
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Another acknowledgement that the Bible is the Word of God. So far, so good.
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Jesus, a first-century Jewish theologian,
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And here we have the first fallacy. You have admitted that the Bible is the Word of God. Where does it say in the Bible that Jesus was a theologian? Nowhere. What does the Bible - the Infallible Word of God as you have acknowledged - say about Jesus? That He is Son of God and in fact God Himself. How can God Himself be wrong about anything?
Checkmate, hellbound heretic!
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there are times in the gospels when Jesus admits to not knowing something. For example, when a person snatches his robe in the hopes of receiving a miracle, he asks his disciples who did that.
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That's not admitting not knowing something - that's just giving the person the chance to come forward and repent for being a nuisance.
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But what about the story where God creates the entire universe in six 24-hour periods?
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Well, what about it?
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What about all of the laws described in the Torah, like the one that forbids wearing different fabrics together, or planting different kinds of seeds in the same field? What about that law that demands rebellious children be stoned to death? Or to sell all you own and donate the money to the poor? Surely you dont believe that too.
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Other churches cherry-pick the Bible and follow just what suits them. We proudly follow 100% of it, including the bits that require to break babies' heads on rocks!
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Were Jesus to befriend gay couples committed to each other in love and fidelity, I find it tough to believe he would reject their relationships on the grounds that all same-sex love is necessarily abominable.
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And you think that God didn't take 21st century morals under account when He dictated the Bible? How can the Bible speak to you directly, then, if it was written by and for Bronze Age homophobic goat herders?
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Re: angel.: My Introduction -
07-02-2019, 03:44 PM
That may all be true, Sister Basilissa , but there are no doubt tons of lezbeans who read this forum and need the services of Sally on a daily basis. She is the best when it comes to dealing with perverted lifestyles such as the Daughters of Sappho practice. She isn't quite as good as I am, but darn close. (Pardon my rough language)
We MUST replace the rainbow flag with the flag of CHRIST. Glory!
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: angel.: My Introduction -
07-02-2019, 05:01 PM
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We MUST replace the rainbow flag with the flag of CHRIST. Glory!
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AMEN, Dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry! Amen, and Amen! My, how I am so proud of you for taking such a stand with these -forsaken, -bound sinners! And speaking of , He has called and He wants rainbow back!
A blessed day to you, dear Darling Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry,
Lovingly, Granny Isabella
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: angel.: My Introduction -
07-03-2019, 04:31 PM
A 'Gay' person has no value. They cannot procreate as God wants. To fail at procreation is a virtual slap on the face of Jesus act. Just as a barren female is worthless.
Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
A mixed race person is like mixing water and dirt.Water, clean and pure, sustains life. Dirt can be used to grow food. But mix the two, you get mud. You cannot drink it, you will get sick. You cannot grow food in it, God will rot it. It is the destruction of what is right. Nothing good will ever come from mixing the races. Can you imagine, a high level Executive and a mere washer woman intermingling? What do you get, a person who cleans the Executive toilet?
Daniel 2:43
And whereas thou sawest iron mixed with miry clay, they shall mingle themselves with the seed of men: but they shall not cleave one to another, even as iron is not mixed with clay.
Deuteronomy 7:3-4
Nor shall you make marriages with them. You shall not give your daughter to their son, nor take their daughter for your son. 4 For they will turn your sons away from following Me, to serve other gods; so the anger of the Lord will be aroused against you and destroy you suddenly.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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