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Proof That Evilutionists are in League With Lesbians -
10-04-2016, 10:23 PM
Just look at this:
Have you ever seen such an abomination?
Horrible, just horrible. Jesus must be crying.
Monochromatically Yours,
Handmaiden
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Re: Proof That Evilutionists are in League With Lesbians -
10-31-2016, 04:36 AM
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Re: Proof That Evilutionists are in League With Lesbians -
10-31-2016, 04:48 AM
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Are you retarded? Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Proof That Evilutionists are in League With Lesbians -
10-31-2016, 05:45 AM
I have made a post in the introductions, and don't understand why I am receiving an infraction for ACCEPTING someone's point of view. I do not appreciate the hostility towards an open-minded, harmless post.
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: Proof That Evilutionists are in League With Lesbians -
10-31-2016, 05:56 AM
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I have made a post in the introductions, and don't understand why I am receiving an infraction for ACCEPTING someone's point of view. I do not appreciate the hostility towards an open-minded, harmless post.
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Don't worry. You get used to it.
Blithely Yours,
Handmaiden
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Proof That Evilutionists are in League With Lesbians -
10-31-2016, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Just look at this:
Have you ever seen such an abomination?
Horrible, just horrible. Jesus must be crying.
Monochromatically Yours,
Handmaiden
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I think I'm about to puke....George even had to cover the computer screen, from himself too! I'm so glad I have a good Christian husband monitoring me!
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Re: Proof That Evilutionists are in League With Lesbians -
11-01-2016, 06:00 AM
Men who are homosexuals do not often come to my home country which is Jamaica because they know that we like to catch them and set them on fire and anyway they like to go to Haiti where they speak French. We do have lesbian tourists sometimes. You can always tell because they are stern women wearing comfortable shoes. I have not known any of them to be evolutionists but maybe they are.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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