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Default just me - 11-17-2019, 05:32 PM

my chat name is "qweqweqwe" cuz i love 3 letters
i love spicy food and such


Im christian and looking to find someone with the same love jesus (aka everyone).

have a good day
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Default Re: just me - 11-17-2019, 05:36 PM

Have a good day to you too.

I agree with most of your likes, especially being Christian. However, I cannot tolerate spicy food at my age. I propose to you this,


Job 6:6 Can that which is unsavoury be eaten without salt? or is there any taste in the white of an egg?


In the latter case, the answer is no.





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Default Re: just me - 11-17-2019, 05:45 PM

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my chat name is "qweqweqwe" cuz i love 3 letters
i love spicy food and such


Im christian and looking to find someone with the same love jesus (aka everyone).

have a good day
Hi sweetie, somehow you missed this:


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Default Hello - 11-17-2019, 06:03 PM

Hello all,

I have been tormented from the devil in so many ways that there are some days that I do no believe that I can go on. After finally finding this website, I believe that I can finally find some people who share my struggle.

As a strong follower of the Bible (King James), I have become confused from the fact that us human have coexisted with dinosaurs.
In Genesis 1:23-27, God tells us who/what He created on the sixth day of creation. Note that both man and the beasts of the earth were created on the sixth day. That means that Adam and Eve were created on the same day that dinosaurs and other land-dwelling creatures were created. According to the God who created us, and who was the only eye-witness to the beginning of the universe and creation of life, the evolutionary brainwashing that occurs in public schools about humans and dinosaurs living millions of years apart is a fairy tale.

As an educated person, it is very hard for me to see the media and even my friends and family spreading lies and myths about how Adam and Eve were not surrounded by such dragoons. And now my kids are bringing back drawings from school of our family with no dinosaurs in the background or any symbols that may give tribute to our upbringing in the world. What should I tell the teacher? Surely she will not understand because I doubt she even read the bible, let alone understands the importance of our children.

I need guidance, please help..


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Default Re: just me - 11-17-2019, 06:03 PM

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...Im christian and looking to find someone with the same love jesus (aka everyone)...
What makes you think Jesus loves everyone?

Have you ever actually read the Bible?



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Default Re: Hello - 11-17-2019, 06:29 PM

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lies and myths about how Adam and Eve were not surrounded by such dragoons.
If that helps, I don't think there were any dragoons at the time of Adam and Eve - there simply were not enough people on earth yet to have armies.



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Jesus Re: just me - 11-17-2019, 07:58 PM

While I wait patiently for this poster to give a proper introduction that honors the forum instructions, how about somebody ordering a batch of crab dragoons. Or is that contrary to Leviticus?


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Default Re: just me - 11-17-2019, 08:20 PM

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While I wait patiently for this poster to give a proper introduction that honors the forum instructions, how about somebody ordering a batch of crab dragoons. Or is that contrary to Leviticus?
My Beloved Brother: crab 'goons are usually made with imitation crab meat, which is basically some low life fish. So yes, it's OK to eat them.


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Default Re: just me - 11-17-2019, 08:55 PM

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my chat name is "qweqweqwe" cuz i love 3 letters
i love spicy food and such


Im christian and looking to find someone with the same love jesus (aka everyone).

have a good day
Good sir, I wonder if I might ask you for a phonetic spelling of your name. At a glance, its pronunciation is not apparent.

What is it that keeps you from using capital letters when referring to Christians and especially to our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?


You say you're educated, but your writing so far suggests that is a work in progress, at least with regard to English and composition skills. Kindly work toward making your contributions here more readable and a complete and compliant introduction would be a good place to start.

Is your name of an origin south of the equator? Were you named after someone?
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Default Re: just me - 11-17-2019, 11:24 PM

Hello Mr. Queequeg and I bid you a cautious welcome! My husband and I have five strong young strapling soldiers for Christ in our quiver. How many have you and Mrs. Queequeg produced?


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My soul, wait thou only upon God; for my expectation is from him. He only is my rock and my salvation: he is my defence;
I shall not be moved. In God is my salvation and my glory: the rock of my strength, and my refuge, is in God.
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Sinner Re: just me - 11-18-2019, 04:34 PM

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my chat name is "qweqweqwe" cuz i love 3 letters
i love spicy food and such


Im christian and looking to find someone with the same love jesus (aka everyone).

have a good day
So?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Cross Re: just me - 11-18-2019, 04:59 PM

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my chat name is "qweqweqwe" cuz i love 3 letters
i love spicy food and such


Im christian and looking to find someone with the same love jesus (aka everyone).

have a good day

I think you should read our syllabus for
new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are
your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

New members are requested to make an
introduction for themselves.

We always encourage everyone to
back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the
search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: just me - 11-18-2019, 05:50 PM

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my chat name is "qweqweqwe" cuz i love 3 letters
i love spicy food and such


Im christian and looking to find someone with the same love jesus (aka everyone).

have a good day
I see I am noticing too late as you seemed to have changed your name to the pneumatic utterance from within the female canal.


However, your original name sounds rather Injun. Are you an Injun? Have you changed your primitive name in efforts to assimilate? Might I suggest Queenie?


The wicked flee when no man pursueth- Proverbs 28:1

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Isn't that what Chocobos say? I think the Japanese cultural invasion has brainwashed you so successfully that you don't even remember what they did to you.



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John 19:39-40 : The corpse of Christ was anointed with spices, are you into some sort of Christ-cannibalism thing, A.K.A. Catholicism?

This is the true reason Mexicans eat spicy food. Also:

In Proverbs 7:17-18 a harlot seduces her victim with spice-scented bedsheets. Full sordid story: Proverbs 7:6-27
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Default Re: Hello - 11-18-2019, 06:04 PM

Did you intend your name to be "Queen of Beef"? You don't have to shorten your username, our forum software can handle that.

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As an educated person, it is very hard for me to see the media and even my friends and family spreading lies and myths about how Adam and Eve were not surrounded by such dragoons.
I'm sure you mean "dragons" (As Adam and Eve would have no need for mounted infantry, what with angels and their omni-directional swords present, and the only enemy being a snake that can't even crawl yet).

Now, what you need is a field trip to a creationist museum. There is likely one near you:



If your kids hate road trips, Ken Ham has some good books:



Boy, I bet eating lettuce and lemons would be a lot easier with razor sharp teeth and vicious claws. And to think the stupid scientists mistook those creatures for carnivores!
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Default Re: just me - 11-19-2019, 01:06 AM

Omg I’ve always wanted to visit the Ark Encounter but tickets are so expensive :cry:


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Default Re: just me - 11-19-2019, 01:07 AM

Hello dear. I have plenty of money, and would be happy to escort you to Ham's Amusement, just the two of us.


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Default Re: just me - 11-21-2019, 12:32 AM

Ma’am I know it’s probably sun down and you’re having one of your old devil’s moments but regardless why on Earth would any respectable teenage girl want to go gallivanting off with an elderly female stranger? I am reporting your post to my Pa Miss Brent. I may not be married yet but he is the authority figure in my life right now.


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Default Re: just me - 11-21-2019, 09:33 PM

I am happy to speak to your father, I'm sure him and I will see eye to eye; you are being a vexatious girl at this moment, almost vain. Who needs to learn to appreciate generosity from another.

We must be strong Maxime, and virtuous. A bit of advice, should we make a personal acqauitence, a splash of au de cologne would do you good, I should not wish to have you announce your kitchen stench quite so emphatically.


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Jesus Re: just me - 11-21-2019, 11:27 PM

The Lord told me to tell you to stop trying to lead Sister Max into temptation. This young 17, 18, or 19 year old child of God has enough on her old maid’s mind without your demonic influence confusing her. She lives a life of servitude to her dear father and the jewels in her crown come the Glory will dazzle the eye.

Hallelujah!


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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