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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 10-23-2010, 12:07 AM

Reverend Jim,
I too really admire the journey in which you've triumphed through His power and guidance. I do hope to get to know you much better and learn and grow in Christ with your help!
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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 10-23-2010, 01:20 AM

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Reverend Jim,
I too really admire the journey in which you've triumphed through His power and guidance. I do hope to get to know you much better and learn and grow in Christ with your help!
Dave
Bless you Brother!

Our Reverend Jim has touched children, women and men all over the planet. His ministry has no bounds as he lays hands on the unsaved and stricken. Extracting the demons of Satan and replacing the void with the warmth and love of Jesus Christ.

There is no more Godly man than our Reverend and he serves as a mentor to us all.

In Christ!


Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 11-20-2010, 03:07 PM

Reverend, I would be honored if you would allow me to become a member of you GAPE group so I can help YOU do HIS work!
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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 11-25-2010, 03:54 AM

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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 11-26-2010, 01:08 AM

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That is when I re-dedicated myself to the Lord Jesus Christ and became born again...again.

Both times for nought - as John 3:3 should read "born from above," not "born again."

3 Yahshua replied and said to him: “Truly, truly I say
to you, unless a man should be born from above, he is not able to see the
Kingdom of Yahweh.”

There is nothing one can do on his own to be "born from above." And, unless one is born from above, he can not even see the Kingdom of Yahweh.

But then, I think this entire thread may just be a joke anyway.

Haha.

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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 12-28-2010, 08:40 AM

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What a wonderful coincidence! As a matter of fact, Brother James, I do have some very important, expensive "goods" that could be moved and shipped by you. It's too difficult going through the airport with their rigorous searches these days, and Fed Ex/UPS is simply out of the question.

I'll get in contact with you later so that we can do business.

Thanks, pal!


You, sir, appear to be quite the shady character.
I had respect for you as a person until I read this.
I assumed that you truly were a man of good character, who wants the best for people.
Just a few posts after saying that you've changed and are suddenly a humble man, you are making a deal to move something that is unfit for commercial shipment.
What could this be, I wonder?
Couldn't be a shipment of Bibles, surely.
I'll likely be banned after posting this, and this post will likely be deleted.
Dissenters aren't liked by those who do things only for personal gain.
Let me ask you this, Reverend Hypocrisy.
Had you not been caught, would you have 'changed'?
Likely not.
You are a profiteering, corrupt lunatic.
You are a disgrace to all mankind, as you preach lies to the malleable and ignorant masses for your own gain.
You take advantage of those around you as much as you possibly can.
Tell me, "Reverend":
What is it that you do with those women that you have shipped in from around the country to have one on one, discreet contact with?
Why is the minimum allowed age 18?
Surely it is ONLY bible study.
Now that I have read sufficiently about you and your history, I am thoroughly appalled.
You give Christians in general a bad name.
You are not even a Christian.
But one thing I will admit to: You're clever. I admire that quality in you. The fact that you use it for personal gain taints your reputation, however.
And so, I thank you. For forcing me to see that ignorance is prevalent, even here in the states. For entertaining me. But above all, you have given me something to do.
And so, my last words on this forum will be these:


"False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil."
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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 12-28-2010, 08:44 AM

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You, sir, appear to be quite the shady character.
I had respect for you as a person until I read this.
I assumed that you truly were a man of good character, who wants the best for people.
Just a few posts after saying that you've changed and are suddenly a humble man, you are making a deal to move something that is unfit for commercial shipment.
What could this be, I wonder?
Couldn't be a shipment of Bibles, surely.
I'll likely be banned after posting this, and this post will likely be deleted.
Dissenters aren't liked by those who do things only for personal gain.
Let me ask you this, Reverend Hypocrisy.
Had you not been caught, would you have 'changed'?
Likely not.
You are a profiteering, corrupt lunatic.
You are a disgrace to all mankind, as you preach lies to the malleable and ignorant masses for your own gain.
You take advantage of those around you as much as you possibly can.
Tell me, "Reverend":
What is it that you do with those women that you have shipped in from around the country to have one on one, discreet contact with?
Why is the minimum allowed age 18?
Surely it is ONLY bible study.
Now that I have read sufficiently about you and your history, I am thoroughly appalled.
You give Christians in general a bad name.
You are not even a Christian.
But one thing I will admit to: You're clever. I admire that quality in you. The fact that you use it for personal gain taints your reputation, however.
And so, I thank you. For forcing me to see that ignorance is prevalent, even here in the states. For entertaining me. But above all, you have given me something to do.
And so, my last words on this forum will be these:


"False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil."
How dare you infect the pages of this place of GOD with your ramblings?! You'll burn in hell with the rest of them!
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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 12-28-2010, 09:10 AM

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How dare you infect the pages of this place of GOD with your ramblings?! You'll burn in hell with the rest of them!

Your god tastes like cherry pie.... mmmmm. Cherry pie.
Come to think of it, so does the bible.
Mmmmmmmmmmm.
Thanks, guys!
I like pie.
See what you've done for me? You saved me.
With pie.
I love you guys.
I love pie.
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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 12-28-2010, 03:18 PM

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Your god tastes like cherry pie.... mmmmm. Cherry pie.
Come to think of it, so does the bible.
Mmmmmmmmmmm.
Thanks, guys!
I like pie.
See what you've done for me? You saved me.
With pie.
I love you guys.
I love pie.

No, you love lakes of fire, you heathen.

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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 12-28-2010, 03:34 PM

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You, sir, appear to be quite the shady character.
I had respect for you as a person until I read this.
I assumed that you truly were a man of good character, who wants the best for people.
Just a few posts after saying that you've changed and are suddenly a humble man, you are making a deal to move something that is unfit for commercial shipment.
What could this be, I wonder?
Couldn't be a shipment of Bibles, surely.
I'll likely be banned after posting this, and this post will likely be deleted.
That doesn't seem to have happened yet. We have nothing to hide.
Quote:
Dissenters aren't liked by those who do things only for personal gain.
Let me ask you this, Reverend Hypocrisy.
Had you not been caught, would you have 'changed'?
Likely not.
You are a profiteering, corrupt lunatic.
You are a disgrace to all mankind, as you preach lies to the malleable and ignorant masses for your own gain.
You take advantage of those around you as much as you possibly can.
Tell me, "Reverend":
What is it that you do with those women that you have shipped in from around the country to have one on one, discreet contact with?
Why is the minimum allowed age 18?
Surely it is ONLY bible study.
Now that I have read sufficiently about you and your history, I am thoroughly appalled.
You give Christians in general a bad name.
You are not even a Christian.
But one thing I will admit to: You're clever. I admire that quality in you. The fact that you use it for personal gain taints your reputation, however.
And so, I thank you. For forcing me to see that ignorance is prevalent, even here in the states. For entertaining me. But above all, you have given me something to do.
And so, my last words on this forum will be these:


"False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil."
Apparently those aren't your last words. Now, do you want to make any specific claims, or are you just content to throw around baseless slander?


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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 12-28-2010, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by The Examined Life
You, sir, appear to be quite the shady character.
I had respect for you as a person until I read this.
I assumed that you truly were a man of good character, who wants the best for people.
Just a few posts after saying that you've changed and are suddenly a humble man, you are making a deal to move something that is unfit for commercial shipment.
What could this be, I wonder?
Couldn't be a shipment of Bibles, surely.
I'll likely be banned after posting this, and this post will likely be deleted.
Dissenters aren't liked by those who do things only for personal gain.
Let me ask you this, Reverend Hypocrisy.
Had you not been caught, would you have 'changed'?
Likely not.
You are a profiteering, corrupt lunatic.
You are a disgrace to all mankind, as you preach lies to the malleable and ignorant masses for your own gain.
You take advantage of those around you as much as you possibly can.
Tell me, "Reverend":
What is it that you do with those women that you have shipped in from around the country to have one on one, discreet contact with?
Why is the minimum allowed age 18?
Surely it is ONLY bible study.
Now that I have read sufficiently about you and your history, I am thoroughly appalled.
You give Christians in general a bad name.
You are not even a Christian.
But one thing I will admit to: You're clever. I admire that quality in you. The fact that you use it for personal gain taints your reputation, however.
And so, I thank you. For forcing me to see that ignorance is prevalent, even here in the states. For entertaining me. But above all, you have given me something to do.
And so, my last words on this forum will be these:


"False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil."
How dare you infect the pages of this place of GOD with your ramblings?! You'll burn in hell with the rest of them!
Is this some kind of trick? You are an admitted atheist witch. Are we now to believe you have had a sudden conversion like St. Paul, or are you an epileptic falling in and out of religious hallucinations?

Explain this sudden change in your behavior.


YiJC, BS

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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 12-28-2010, 07:17 PM

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See what you've done for me? You saved me.
With pie.
The pie is a lie. The cake, on the other hand, is genuine.



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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 01-08-2011, 11:13 PM

So you scam an entire church, get caught and pull the only thing that every greedy, self-righteous person can do to "save" themselves from being cast out of their home like a dog with rabies; you apologize, claim that you are a changed man after finding Jesus (AGAIN) and you convince your followers to believe you by over-exaggerating your new beliefs.

Just because you act like an extremest by declaring all things sinful doesn't mean you are a change person, you're just doing everything to convince people that you're change so that they'll continue believing in your blasphemy.

Also, I looked into your use of trademarks and copyrights. Unfortunately you are unable to trademark "True Christian" and copyright "Word of God" or any variation of it.

And unfortunately for you, there is no trademark in office for the use of True Christian. Therefore you're committing fraudulent abuse of the trademark office. Which is a federal offense.
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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 01-08-2011, 11:21 PM

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So you scam an entire church, get caught and pull the only thing that every greedy, self-righteous person can do to "save" themselves from being cast out of their home like a dog with rabies; you apologize, claim that you are a changed man after finding Jesus (AGAIN) and you convince your followers to believe you by over-exaggerating your new beliefs.

Just because you act like an extremest by declaring all things sinful doesn't mean you are a change person, you're just doing everything to convince people that you're change so that they'll continue believing in your blasphemy.

Also, I looked into your use of trademarks and copyrights. Unfortunately you are unable to trademark "True Christian" and copyright "Word of God" or any variation of it.

And unfortunately for you, there is no trademark in office for the use of True Christian. Therefore you're committing fraudulent abuse of the trademark office. Which is a federal offense.
What exactly are you trying to say about the good Reverend? I was fortunate enough to have a one on one meeting with him for a brief 10 minutes and let me tell you, this is a man of God! He has sinned but now he sins no more. I've never been so fast on my knees to repent for my sins and I have never ever, ever felt such a warmth of the Holy Spirit inside me.

I am testimony that this man is the real deal when it comes to people who help direct people to Salvation™. Please, at least do your research and meet the guy first before you judge him.

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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 01-08-2011, 11:27 PM

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Also, I looked into your use of trademarks and copyrights. Unfortunately you are unable to trademark "True Christian" and copyright "Word of God" or any variation of it.

And unfortunately for you, there is no trademark in office for the use of True Christian. Therefore you're committing fraudulent abuse of the trademark office. Which is a federal offense.
What did you score on your LSAT, the law school admission test. (I was in the 98th percentile, btw.) What percentile were you in? Where did you get your degree? Where is your law office?

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Now sit down, shut up, and start reading your Bible.


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Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 01-09-2011, 01:11 AM

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What exactly are you trying to say about the good Reverend? I was fortunate enough to have a one on one meeting with him for a brief 10 minutes and let me tell you, this is a man of God! He has sinned but now he sins no more. I've never been so fast on my knees to repent for my sins and I have never ever, ever felt such a warmth of the Holy Spirit inside me.

I am testimony that this man is the real deal when it comes to people who help direct people to Salvation™. Please, at least do your research and meet the guy first before you judge him.

Janine Walker
You're right, I shouldn't judge someone based on what I've read and have been told by others. I am here with the wrong reasons in mind, and for that I apologize sincerely.

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What did you score on your LSAT, the law school admission test. (I was in the 98th percentile, btw.) What percentile were you in? Where did you get your degree? Where is your law office?



Now sit down, shut up, and start reading your Bible.
I spoke out of anger and after having ready Ms. Walker's statement, I have come to reconsider my actions thus far. I apologize, I was only lashing out based on what I've heard from others and read throughout the forums. I admit that I don't understand anything at all.
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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 01-09-2011, 01:16 AM

I came here with the wrong reasons in mind*

.. having read Ms. Walker's statement.*

Sorry, I just had to correct those spelling mistakes.
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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 01-09-2011, 01:20 AM

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You're right, I shouldn't judge someone based on what I've read and have been told by others. I am here with the wrong reasons in mind, and for that I apologize sincerely.



I spoke out of anger and after having ready Ms. Walker's statement, I have come to reconsider my actions thus far. I apologize, I was only lashing out based on what I've heard from others and read throughout the forums. I admit that I don't understand anything at all.
Apology more than accepted. Please feel free to ask questions. We are more that eager to answer them! If you have not done so yet, please introduce yourself in the Introduction Forum!


Yours In Christ,

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Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 01-09-2011, 01:34 AM

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I came here with the wrong reasons in mind*

.. having read Ms. Walker's statement.*

Sorry, I just had to correct those spelling mistakes.
Not to worry about spelling, my friend. Picayune issue in God's plan.

What matters is your Salvation. Have you been on your knees in prayer to Jesus? Have you let Him inside you to displace the "wrong reasons"?

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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 01-09-2011, 01:50 AM

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Not to worry about spelling, my friend. Picayune issue in God's plan.

What matters is your Salvation. Have you been on your knees in prayer to Jesus? Have you let Him inside you to displace the "wrong reasons"?

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I posted my .. I guess, testimony? In a separate thread. You can help me figure things out from there.
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