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Innkeeper for Christ
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Re: Hello there -
06-03-2022, 01:42 AM
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Welcome dear, but just one Top Tip: never join a Church whose denomination you can't spell.
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Is that why the Episcopalians' membership roster keeps shrinking?
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Jesuit Insurgency Operative
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Location: The evil city of Rome in the evil country of Italy, who was once Holy
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Re: Hello there -
06-03-2022, 07:02 PM
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I don't have a husband at present but I do live with my father if that means anything. If I need his permission, I'm pretty sure I already have it. So long as I do the housework he doesn't care what I do.
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Mrs. Rose, are you aware that incest is not healthy? Do Protestants practice incest so much?
Anyway, welcome to this forum, my Lady. If you need question about the Catholic Church, I'm at your service
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True Christian™
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Re: Hello there [I'm a barren Armenian snake-handler who robs God of children] -
06-03-2022, 10:51 PM
Welcome, Merciful Rose.
I am gladdened to hear that you have turned to the Lord, but you need to get yourself to a Bible-believing church:
And let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works: Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching. Hebrews 10:24-25
If that is not physically possible, the next best thing is joining the 700 Club. They are strong on the Biblical principles of faith, family, gun rights, a strong national defense, low taxes, keeping women in the home where the Bible says they belong, and punishing homosexuals for their sins.
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Re: Hello there [I'm a barren Armenian snake-handler who robs God of children] -
06-04-2022, 08:14 AM
Why am I being attacked for something I left behind? I left the Pentacostal church when I learnt they weren't biblical. I'm not connected to them anymore...
Okay, there's several Baptist churches around where I live. So I'll go out and investigate them. I'll let you know what I discover and decide.
A question though, I've read on here that God hates women. Why would he go to the trouble of creating something he hates?
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In God I will praise his word, in God I have put my trust; I will not fear what flesh can do unto me.
Psalm 56:4
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Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
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Re: Hello there [I'm a barren Armenian snake-handler who robs God of children] -
06-04-2022, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Merciful Rose
A question though, I've read on here that God hates women. Why would he go to the trouble of creating something he hates?
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If mere creation is something to brag about, then you've just said that women are on the same level as cockroaches, the Ebola virus, halitosis, and that little fish that swims up your peehole.
The Bible does NOT say that, however, it says that good women are rubies: Proverbs 31:10 . We love rubies, but we also keep them safe at home, unless they are attached to us with a short chain. That's no contradiction.
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Location: Ungodly Buffalo, NY, MAGA USA
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Re: Hello there [I'm a barren Armenian snake-handler who robs God of children] -
06-04-2022, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Merciful Rose
Why am I being attacked for something I left behind? I left the Pentacostal church when I learnt they weren't biblical. I'm not connected to them anymore...
Okay, there's several Baptist churches around where I live. So I'll go out and investigate them. I'll let you know what I discover and decide.
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Oh, I am so pleased to learn that you have left the Pentecostal church, dear Miss Rose. I had forgotten to mention this in my earlier message, but your comment has reminded me to comment about this. You see, Dear, I was a Pentecostal once, too. My father was a minister. In the summertime, we traveled around this great land of , holding revival meetings, tent crusades, that sort of thing.
But, I am afraid that after dear Daddy went to be with the , I began to become tired of the snake-handling, and the strychnine cocktails, even though the promises us precious protection:
Mark 16:18 " They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover."
And, so, it pleases me that you, too, have sought out Baptist fellowship. You know, Dear, you will find none better than the church that you are visiting now: .
It is my prayer that you will read the blessed very carefully, and examine the many truths that are contained within this glorious Book. May bless you — richly — as you seek and serve here — at .
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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Re: Hello there [I'm a barren Armenian snake-handler who robs God of children] -
06-05-2022, 10:36 AM
Hello Vanessa, how nice to meet you!
Say, do you think you could send me some pictures of yourself?
It's always nice to be able to put a face to a name.
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Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
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Re: Hello there [I'm a barren Armenian snake-handler who robs God of children] -
06-05-2022, 02:26 PM
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It's always nice to be able to put a face to a name.
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Key word: FACE!
Because she's from the same country as Kim Kardashian, I must insist that any pictures be forward facing and from the waist up.
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Re: Hello there -
06-05-2022, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Merciful Rose
I guess I'm just of the mind that most aren't and I might get caught up in one that isn't and not know it. I still have my reservations about this forum too.
Perhaps I've become too skeptical and picky.
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I've put you on my friends list. A rose is a nice thing, smells nice (not those ones they sell you in shops though!) but they do have spikes. That comes from sin, but how can a rose sin?
Thanks.
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
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Re: Hello there [I'm a barren Armenian snake-handler who robs God of children] -
06-07-2022, 01:28 AM
Welcome to Gods favorite forum.
-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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