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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 07:06 PM

I just asked you "Does Belgium really exists?". A simple yes or no would have done. Just like you probably cannot name all the states of the USA, many Americans do not exactly know all countries that are in Europe.


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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 07:09 PM

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Indeed, it doesn't exist. It's an invention from you, liberal non-believers.
Then how can you claim you aren't French? If you aren't what are you? You certainly aren't American.

You seem to be a little confused.


An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

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Smile Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 07:17 PM

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Welcome, Sister! I'm glad that some common sense is moving into Freehold!

Do you know already when you'll arrive? If you come quickly, you might be able to vote for mr. King, and help him become mayor.

And if you are interested to join our coven, you're very welcome. We are with 8 members right now. 4 of us are Maidens, 2 are Mothers and 2 are Crones. How are you with herbal poultices?
It would be my pleasure to vote for him!
Al King seems like sucha respectable person to me.
I'd say in maybe 1-1 1/2 months..
I'm decent, not exactly an expert but i'm fully willing to learn!
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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 07:18 PM

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Then how can you claim you aren't French? If you aren't what are you? You certainly aren't American.

You seem to be a little confused.
I'm a True Christian. There's no confusion in that.
What's on my non-existent passport is of no importance.

Deuteronomy 14:2
For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God, and the LORD hath chosen thee to be a peculiar people unto himself, above all the nations that are upon the earth.


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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 07:29 PM

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It would be my pleasure to vote for him!
Al King seems like sucha respectable person to me.
He is.

One month or so, and then the theocracy will fall.

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I'd say in maybe 1-1 1/2 months..
I hope you'll be in time then. Can't you come a little sooner?

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I'm decent, not exactly an expert but i'm fully willing to learn!
That's excellent! We live to learn, sister! We have some very experienced women in our coven, they'll be glad to teach you!


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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 07:44 PM

I really don't know what to say here. Honestly for all those, such as you Cassie, you have a good idea of peace, love, and equality. Most Christians forget that there are parts of the bible which tell you, no matter the race gender or anything to love your fellow man. And not to bash other religions, though they may not "be right" in the eyes of others. You shouldn't bash them. But...idiocy has a way of making itself known through many people who are close minded and unwilling to accept others for who they are as they are.
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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 07:47 PM

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there are parts of the bible which tell you, no matter the race gender or anything to love your fellow man. And not to bash other religions, though they may not "be right" in the eyes of others.
Do you have Scripture to back that up?
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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 07:49 PM

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I really don't know what to say here. Honestly for all those, such as you Cassie, you have a good idea of peace, love, and equality.
Thank you!

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Most Christians forget that there are parts of the bible which tell you, no matter the race gender or anything to love your fellow man.
I know the bible, and never managed to find this message in it. That's why I've become a wiccan.


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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 07:49 PM

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I really don't know what to say here. Honestly for all those, such as you Cassie, you have a good idea of peace, love, and equality. Most Christians forget that there are parts of the bible which tell you, no matter the race gender or anything to love your fellow man. And not to bash other religions, though they may not "be right" in the eyes of others. You shouldn't bash them. But...idiocy has a way of making itself known through many people who are close minded and unwilling to accept others for who they are as they are.
Exodus 34 (King James Version)


But ye shall destroy their altars, break their images, and cut down their groves
For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God


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Cool Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 07:51 PM

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Do you have Scripture to back that up?
M't:5:9: Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.
Even though it's there, i dont need your silly scripture
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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 07:55 PM

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M't:5:9: Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.
Even though it's there, i dont need your silly scripture
You are misunderstanding this passage. We are peacemakers, because destroying godless people will result in more peace on earth. Consider the following Words of Jesus:

Matthew 10:34:
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 07:56 PM

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M't:5:9: Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.
Even though it's there, i dont need your silly scripture
Thank you Sariel. I once read the bible, when I was young, I have yet to do it anymore, because each new version twists something from the last, to say what people believe it should not what it originally held when it was written. So I choose not to read the new slander, nor read it at all. I simply believe that god wants peace among all human beings, not matter color, language, intelligence, like some of you seem to lack, or anything else for that matter. And may god strike me down here and now if I'm wrong for believing in that, or shall I say, your seemingly unmerciful god.
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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 07:57 PM

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And not to bash other religions, though they may not "be right" in the eyes of others. You shouldn't bash them.
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Exodus 34 (King James Version)


But ye shall destroy their altars, break their images, and cut down their groves
For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God
Tekk, might I recommend that you cease misquoting the Word of the Lord? We do not tolerate God Mockers on this forum and to claim that the Bible says one thing when it CLEARLY states the opposite is tantamount to God Mocking.

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Cool Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 07:57 PM

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He is.

One month or so, and then the theocracy will fall.

I hope you'll be in time then. Can't you come a little sooner?

That's excellent! We live to learn, sister! We have some very experienced women in our coven, they'll be glad to teach you!
I'll see if i can make it in like 2-3 weeks though i'm not sure.
Wonderful! I can't wait!
Just one little thing though, dont you lead a hard life, due to all the Christians there? I understand it might be hard, but i'm up for it.
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Cool Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 08:01 PM

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You are misunderstanding this passage. We are peacemakers, because destroying godless people will result in more peace on earth. Consider the following Words of Jesus:

Matthew 10:34:
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Even though us "godless people" are far more peaceful than most Christians?
I'm not guessing, i've been told countless times to "Kill! It's the Christian thing to do" by Christians, but they may just be referring to non-Christians.
Thank you for clarifying for me.
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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 08:02 PM

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I once read the bible, when I was young, I have yet to do it anymore, because each new version twists something from the last, to say what people believe it should not what it originally held when it was written. So I choose not to read the new slander, nor read it at all.
You're right! The one and only true Book is the KJV 1611, not the 'remakes' those pope-loving child-molesters wrote for their convenience!


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I simply believe that god wants peace among all human beings, not matter color, language, intelligence, like some of you seem to lack, or anything else for that matter.
Then you clearly aren't a christian, and you will go to hell. That is very sad! Don't you know how hot it's there? Wouldn't you consider your Salvation™ for a moment?

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And may god strike me down here and now if I'm wrong for believing in that, or shall I say, your seemingly unmerciful god.
I noticed you haven't replied anymore since writing this...

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Even though us "godless people" are far more peaceful than most Christians?
You have a twisted definition of peaceful. Your definition consists of endorsing whatever evil another person is committing. Our definition consists of destroying sources of evil on this earth, like for example pagan sluts like Cassie here. If we succeed in that, there will be peace. That's why we are peacemakers.

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You're right! The one and only true Book is the KJV 1611, not the 'remakes' those pope-loving child-molesters wrote for their convenience!
Godly Words, Brother. Do you know already when you are going to join us in Freehold?


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 08:18 PM

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Then you clearly aren't a christian, and you will go to hell. That is very sad! Don't you know how hot it's there? Wouldn't you consider your Salvation™ for a moment?



I noticed you haven't replied anymore since writing this...
Actually I've considered going to hell many a time. To be honest it seems it would be more peaceful and less judgmental than trying to get into heaven by such ways and Christianity puts forward. And I had not replied because none of you had said much worth replying to. So no, I am still very much alive, and have not been struck down, Mr. Disciple.
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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 08:21 PM

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I'll see if i can make it in like 2-3 weeks though i'm not sure.
Wonderful! I can't wait!
Neither can I! Wiccans for love and tolerance!

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Just one little thing though, dont you lead a hard life, due to all the Christians there? I understand it might be hard, but i'm up for it.
Very hard, but I've grown used to it. One disadvantage is that I can't walk on the street easily. I work in a grocery store, but change my appearance every morning to make sure people don't recognize me as "that moon-worshipping whore."
Other disadvantages include the annual witch hunts these people organize. I barely made it last year, but I'm confident I can stay out of their clutches more easily this time.
You also can have problems if you let your neighbours know you're a wiccan. Mrs. Deirdre, a former coven member did, and disappeared three days afterwards. I've found a good address to live now, I'm living together with a coven member, but these people do not know she is.

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I noticed you haven't replied anymore since writing this...
Yes, you must have bored the shit out of him.

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You have a twisted definition of peaceful. Your definition consists of endorsing whatever evil another person is committing. Our definition consists of destroying sources of evil on this earth, like for example pagan sluts like Cassie here. If we succeed in that, there will be peace. That's why we are peacemakers.
With your twisted logic, even genocide becomes a good method to make the world a better place.


An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


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Cool Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 08:21 PM

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You have a twisted definition of peaceful. Your definition consists of endorsing whatever evil another person is committing. Our definition consists of destroying sources of evil on this earth, like for example pagan sluts like Cassie here. If we succeed in that, there will be peace. That's why we are peacemakers.

I dont get your religion. Of course there wont be peace. It's the other way around. When people who believe in violence and wiping out other religions go away, then there'll be peace.
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