Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > The introduction forum
Reload this Page The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#21)
Old
Cranky Old Man's Avatar
Cranky Old Man Cranky Old Man is offline
Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
You kids get off his lawn!
 

True Christian™ Real American™ Christian Love Christian Love Platinum Tither Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Gunfest '09 Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian The Lord’s Witness Wound 1st Year Bible College Punched the most queers Public Awareness Medal Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award True Christian Nerd Flat Earth The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Touched by Jesus Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Trump of GOD True Christian Artist God's chosen ones Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 5 Years Paula Deen Negro Support Group True Christian Hotrodder 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Life Crown of Incorruptibility 20,000 posts BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts GLORY Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Clorox Cured Me Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 22,223
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-13-2010, 07:44 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Latvija13 View Post
It wouldn't be surprised if these "Christian" video games are just wolves in sheep's clothing. Do the games take their scriptures out of the KJV?
That is a very good question. I cannot imagine Nintento, or any company from Japan for that matter, making something that is not pure evil.


5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
Reply With Quote
(#22)
Old
pacman pacman is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 1
Join Date: Apr 2010
pacman is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-14-2010, 06:12 AM

ok if you people believe in this "list" you are a bunch of extremist lunatics that have nothing better to do. Firstly if the internet is so bad why are you using its services to spread this sort of crap. and number 1 on the list reinforces your complete idiotic ideas.

''Cut off your hands to avoid masturbation, poke out your eyes to prevent looking at porn''

it is obvious that none of you hypocrites have done this seeing as your typing and reading on a computer
and if anyone wants to know i infact attend a christian school and attend my local church weekly and the people there dont peddle this sort of crap onto other people
Reply With Quote
(#23)
Old
Cranky Old Man's Avatar
Cranky Old Man Cranky Old Man is offline
Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
You kids get off his lawn!
 

True Christian™ Real American™ Christian Love Christian Love Platinum Tither Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Gunfest '09 Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian The Lord’s Witness Wound 1st Year Bible College Punched the most queers Public Awareness Medal Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award True Christian Nerd Flat Earth The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Touched by Jesus Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Trump of GOD True Christian Artist God's chosen ones Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 5 Years Paula Deen Negro Support Group True Christian Hotrodder 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Life Crown of Incorruptibility 20,000 posts BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts GLORY Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Clorox Cured Me Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 22,223
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-14-2010, 06:26 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by pacman View Post
ok if you people believe in this "list" you are a bunch of extremist lunatics that have nothing better to do. Firstly if the internet is so bad why are you using its services to spread this sort of crap. and number 1 on the list reinforces your complete idiotic ideas. ''Cut off your hands to avoid masturbation, poke out your eyes to prevent looking at porn'' it is obvious that none of you hypocrites have done this seeing as your typing and reading on a computer and if anyone wants to know i infact attend a christian school and attend my local church weekly and the people there dont peddle this sort of crap onto other people
You are obviously blind and stupid. Which might save you the trouble of poking your eyes out by the way.

Everything in this list is based 100% on the Holy Bible !!!

So you are not disagreeing with us, you are disagreeing with God! Want to bet how this is going to end for you?

This so called Christian school and this fake Church you are going to obviously never bothered to actually open a Holy Bible since poking eyes out and cutting your hand off is in the Holy Bible! God even explains that if you don't do this you will go straight to hell!

Mark 9:47 "And IF thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire".

Mark 9:43 "And IF thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched".

And as to your "why didn't you do this" part. Please note the second word in both Mark 9:47 and Mark 9:43 is IF. We are not capable of sinning since we are True Christians™ so we do not have to pluck our eyes out or cut our hands off. You, on the other hand, have a choice to make. Ignorance or enlightenment? Heaven or hell ?

Why True Christians™ are sin free:
1st John 1:7
"But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."

Revelation 1:5
"And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood"


5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
Reply With Quote
(#24)
Old
Jeb Stuart Thurmond's Avatar
Jeb Stuart Thurmond Jeb Stuart Thurmond is offline
Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
 

Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Saved 5 Years Gold Tither Heaven Bound TC Bravery TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Tagging for Jesus Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork True Republican Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Hatchet Child Rearing Award Touched by Jesus Alternative Facts Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 6,553
Join Date: Jun 2007
Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-14-2010, 06:40 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Latvija13 View Post
It wouldn't be surprised if these "Christian" video games are just wolves in sheep's clothing. Do the games take their scriptures out of the KJV?
I haven't played them, but the fact that none of them have Nintendo's Seal of Quality:


Suggests they are not part of the Nintendo Agenda.


Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
Got Questions? See Frequently Asked Questions, or use Forum Search, tag system, or our guides on Geography, History, Science, Comparative Religion, Civics, and Current Events.
Did I use a new word you've never heard? Definitions here. | Vote! Everything you need to vote here!
Reply With Quote
(#25)
Old
REAL PERSON REAL PERSON is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 7
Join Date: Apr 2010
REAL PERSON is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-14-2010, 11:54 AM

hahahaha i have to say this is one great read!!
Cranky old man...mmmm i think you have some issues you need to sort out and i can say that to most people on this site i think
Reply With Quote
(#26)
Old
Cranky Old Man's Avatar
Cranky Old Man Cranky Old Man is offline
Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
You kids get off his lawn!
 

True Christian™ Real American™ Christian Love Christian Love Platinum Tither Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Gunfest '09 Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian The Lord’s Witness Wound 1st Year Bible College Punched the most queers Public Awareness Medal Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award True Christian Nerd Flat Earth The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Touched by Jesus Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Trump of GOD True Christian Artist God's chosen ones Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 5 Years Paula Deen Negro Support Group True Christian Hotrodder 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Life Crown of Incorruptibility 20,000 posts BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts GLORY Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Clorox Cured Me Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 22,223
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-14-2010, 12:02 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by REAL PERSON View Post
hahahaha i have to say this is one great read!! Cranky old man...mmmm i think you have some issues you need to sort out and i can say that to most people on this site i think
All the "issues" we might have are directly from the KJV1611 Holy Bible. So if you have issues with what I have written it is God you are having issues with.

But please be more specific. What exactly are you disagreeing with?


5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
Reply With Quote
(#27)
Old
REAL PERSON REAL PERSON is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 7
Join Date: Apr 2010
REAL PERSON is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-14-2010, 12:18 PM

wow where to start really?? um ill start with sex. Im VERY happy you think this because well to be honest your doing the human race a great favor by not contributing to the gene pool.
Godisalmighty "masturbation is worse than rape" wow you really are an odd one. please TRY to explain why???
Reply With Quote
(#28)
Old
Wide-Open's Avatar
Wide-Open Wide-Open is offline
Director of European Evangelical Outreach
A Shining Example of Christ's Love
Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College True Christian™ Real American™ Christian Love Tithing Manager Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus TC Bravery Mission to Australia Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Nerd True Christian Hotrodder Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Senior Pastor Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Republican Ex-eurotrash Touched by Jesus Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 18,675
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: A frictional country
Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-14-2010, 12:22 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by REAL PERSON View Post
wow where to start really?? um ill start with sex. Im VERY happy you think this because well to be honest your doing the human race a great favor by not contributing to the gene pool.
Brother Cranky has a lot of beautiful kids (and two daughters as well if I'm not mistaken).

Quote:
Godisalmighty "masturbation is worse than rape" wow you really are an odd one. please TRY to explain why???
It's genocide. Period.


Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
Reply With Quote
(#29)
Old
REAL PERSON REAL PERSON is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 7
Join Date: Apr 2010
REAL PERSON is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-14-2010, 12:25 PM

Oh dear he has?? well why is sex bad then?? hmm
genocide? dont see a connection there
Reply With Quote
(#30)
Old
SavedSarah's Avatar
SavedSarah SavedSarah is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 8
Join Date: Apr 2010
SavedSarah is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.SavedSarah is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-14-2010, 12:29 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by REAL PERSON View Post
genocide? dont see a connection there
I am happy to preach to uneducated heathens such as yourself.
It's genocide because every time a man spills his seed outside of a woman he is committing murder. He wastes thousands of potential children that will never be born. Those cells carry his genes. It his his GOD GIVEN DUTY to procreate with a woman and populate the Kingdom of God on earth with God-fearing Christian children.


He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. -- Matthew 10:37
Reply With Quote
(#31)
Old
Jeb Stuart Thurmond's Avatar
Jeb Stuart Thurmond Jeb Stuart Thurmond is offline
Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
 

Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Saved 5 Years Gold Tither Heaven Bound TC Bravery TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Tagging for Jesus Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork True Republican Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Hatchet Child Rearing Award Touched by Jesus Alternative Facts Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 6,553
Join Date: Jun 2007
Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-14-2010, 12:29 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by REAL PERSON View Post
"masturbation is worse than rape" wow you really are an odd one. please TRY to explain why???
Onan committed masturbation. God punished him with the death penalty.

Genesis 38:9-10:

"...when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him..."

As for rape, the punishment is to pay 50 shekels to her father and to marry her. Now, with some women that might be a fate worse than death, but generally, I'd consider that a less severe punishment.

"If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her." Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (NIV)

28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (KJV, the Real Bible)

This is because rape makes babies, and is therefore a "culture of life" activity. Masturbation murders unconcieved children, and is therefore a culture of death activity.


Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
Got Questions? See Frequently Asked Questions, or use Forum Search, tag system, or our guides on Geography, History, Science, Comparative Religion, Civics, and Current Events.
Did I use a new word you've never heard? Definitions here. | Vote! Everything you need to vote here!
Reply With Quote
(#32)
Old
Wide-Open's Avatar
Wide-Open Wide-Open is offline
Director of European Evangelical Outreach
A Shining Example of Christ's Love
Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College True Christian™ Real American™ Christian Love Tithing Manager Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus TC Bravery Mission to Australia Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Nerd True Christian Hotrodder Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Senior Pastor Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Republican Ex-eurotrash Touched by Jesus Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 18,675
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: A frictional country
Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-14-2010, 12:29 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by REAL PERSON View Post
Oh dear he has?? well why is sex bad then?? hmm
Sex and reproduction are two different things friend.

Quote:
genocide? dont see a connection there
Killing millions of unborn babies is genocide.


Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
Reply With Quote
(#33)
Old
REAL PERSON REAL PERSON is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 7
Join Date: Apr 2010
REAL PERSON is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-14-2010, 12:36 PM

Thank you savesarah! and im happy to educate you in general =)
An uneducated heathen you say?? Dont you mean a properly educated HUMAN.
"murder is the unlawful killing of another human being with intent"
aah so that rules it out as murder.
sperm if not ejaculated will just recycle! so in or out its going to be broke down??
Reply With Quote
(#34)
Old
REAL PERSON REAL PERSON is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 7
Join Date: Apr 2010
REAL PERSON is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-14-2010, 12:40 PM

open wide. OPEN YOUR EYES WIDE!
there not 'babies' their not even fetuses. learn some basic human biology please
Reply With Quote
(#35)
Old
Jeb Stuart Thurmond's Avatar
Jeb Stuart Thurmond Jeb Stuart Thurmond is offline
Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
 

Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Saved 5 Years Gold Tither Heaven Bound TC Bravery TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Tagging for Jesus Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork True Republican Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Hatchet Child Rearing Award Touched by Jesus Alternative Facts Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 6,553
Join Date: Jun 2007
Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-14-2010, 12:42 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by REAL PERSON View Post
sperm if not ejaculated will just recycle! so in or out its going to be broke down??
In that case it's God murdering the babies. God is allowed to murder babies because He's God. You're not.


Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
Got Questions? See Frequently Asked Questions, or use Forum Search, tag system, or our guides on Geography, History, Science, Comparative Religion, Civics, and Current Events.
Did I use a new word you've never heard? Definitions here. | Vote! Everything you need to vote here!
Reply With Quote
(#36)
Old
REAL PERSON REAL PERSON is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 7
Join Date: Apr 2010
REAL PERSON is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-14-2010, 12:51 PM

Heathen basher. life is too great to just let go of early and any one in there right mind would respect that and NOT kill some one before they from natural causes. And you sir are prejudice. Stalin may have been atheist but he is not the role model for all atheists.
Jeb
you are going to need to be a little more clear? how is 'god' killing 'babies'(like i have already said there not babies there called sperm cells) and of corse im not god BUT HEY looky looky 'god' kills million of babies in your mind times that by how many men there are int he world and POW you have 'god' killing more people than stalin himself
Reply With Quote
(#37)
Old
Jeb Stuart Thurmond's Avatar
Jeb Stuart Thurmond Jeb Stuart Thurmond is offline
Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
 

Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Saved 5 Years Gold Tither Heaven Bound TC Bravery TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Tagging for Jesus Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork True Republican Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Hatchet Child Rearing Award Touched by Jesus Alternative Facts Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 6,553
Join Date: Jun 2007
Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-14-2010, 01:03 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by REAL PERSON View Post
Stalin may have been atheist but he is not the role model for all atheists.
Actually, he was an angry-at-God Orthodox:

Quote:
In 1893, Stalin won a scholarship which allowed him to attend the Tiflis Theological Seminary. He enrolled in the seminary because his mother was deeply religious and wanted him to be a priest in the Orthodox Church. The seminary placed harsh restrictions on what students were and were not allowed to do. Some students compared the life in the Tiflis Theological Seminary to a life in prison or in the army barracks. They were forbidden to read newspapers and most non-religious books. The punishment for doing so was typically a prolonged solitary detention. However, students were allowed to move around Tiflis freely, without supervision, every day for 3 to 5 hours.

Stalin was repeatedly caught and punished for reading banned books. To protest this censorship, Stalin joined a Marxist study group which provided him with access to the reading material banned in the seminary....
In 1899 Stalin left the seminary. The reason for him doing so is not clear. According to official records he was expelled for failing to attend an examination, however the real reason might have been that he was the leader of the Marxist study group. His mother maintains that she withdrew him at the doctor's advice, as he was sick and the doctor feared that he could get tuberculosis.
He spent 6 to 7 of his formative years studying to be an Orthodox priest. His only dissagreement was over what he would be allowed to read.

Quote:
Jeb
you are going to need to be a little more clear? how is 'god' killing 'babies'(like i have already said there not babies there called sperm cells)
They are human souls: "Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you". -Jeremiah 1:5, and Psalm 139:13

Quote:
and of corse im not god BUT HEY looky looky 'god' kills million of babies in your mind times that by how many men there are int he world and POW you have 'god' killing more people than stalin himself
Sorry, *I* am the one who needs to be more clear? Stalin was a human, created in origional sin. God is love. That's a world of difference.


Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
Got Questions? See Frequently Asked Questions, or use Forum Search, tag system, or our guides on Geography, History, Science, Comparative Religion, Civics, and Current Events.
Did I use a new word you've never heard? Definitions here. | Vote! Everything you need to vote here!
Reply With Quote
(#38)
Old
MrKite MrKite is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 1
Join Date: Apr 2010
MrKite is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-14-2010, 09:28 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by SavedSarah View Post
Those cells carry his genes.
I believe genetics is one of the Great Lies of Science. Are you a sinner ma'am? Yes you are. Those poor dead babies don't need the defense of a sinner.
Reply With Quote
(#39)
Old
Rasheed Rasheed is offline
Unsaved trash
 
 
Posts: 30
Join Date: Apr 2010
Rasheed is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Rasheed is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-14-2010, 09:32 PM

An interesting read! I would agree many of the things that have manifested from the Western world (Disney, the internet, homosexuality etc.) are evil and straying from God's holy path.
Reply With Quote
(#40)
Old
Cranky Old Man's Avatar
Cranky Old Man Cranky Old Man is offline
Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
You kids get off his lawn!
 

True Christian™ Real American™ Christian Love Christian Love Platinum Tither Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Gunfest '09 Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian The Lord’s Witness Wound 1st Year Bible College Punched the most queers Public Awareness Medal Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award True Christian Nerd Flat Earth The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Touched by Jesus Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Trump of GOD True Christian Artist God's chosen ones Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 5 Years Paula Deen Negro Support Group True Christian Hotrodder 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Life Crown of Incorruptibility 20,000 posts BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts GLORY Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Clorox Cured Me Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 22,223
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-14-2010, 09:36 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rasheed View Post
An interesting read! I would agree many of the things that have manifested from the Western world (Disney, the internet, homosexuality etc.) are evil and straying from God's holy path.
Actually homosexuality was invented in Africa. This is also why AIDS originated in Africa and why Africa has the most AIDS in the entire world.

Where exactly are you from if I may ask?


5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
disney is evil, fags cause the aids, hell: no fun for sinners, i love list threads!!!!, iceland:it's covered with ice, masturbation = gay sex, sin, sinning, slutpocalypse, tree hugging hippy scum!

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2022, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved