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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 03:07 AM

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i to am god and i have to say this child is right
What child is right? The 2000 year old inerrant Word of God or the 16 year old God mocking queer who thinks he knows what God wants?


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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 03:10 AM

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both your books have been wrong and i have read both true god lyes in all his childs not in some book not even worth burning

oh an i have to say what is with this smily
God lies in His children, but you don't believe in the Bible or even the koran (piss be upon it)? How does that work?


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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 03:14 AM

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Perhaps because the Bible says so. Again, Christian forum...

Do you know what Paul tells us about why God makes some people queers and God mockers? He tells us that God creates people for destruction to be the vessels of His holy wrath.

Romans 9 11(For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth.
12It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger.
13As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
14What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? God forbid.
15For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion.
16So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy.
17For the scripture saith unto Pharaoh, Even for this same purpose have I raised thee up, that I might shew my power in thee, and that my name might be declared throughout all the earth.
18Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth.
19Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will?
20Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?
21Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
22What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:
23And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,
Why is god wrathful if he's created sinners?
what I mean is, if he sends people to sin and bring the destruction of his holy wrath, why does he have the wrath in the first place? it's not because of sinners because he is the one who made them..
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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 03:15 AM

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With today's technology, you can totally have a child between two men or two women.

I love technology. Makes life good. Besides, I don't want children, at any rate. And I would rather live happily for the rest of my life with a woman, then accept such skewed views.
Such technology is not permitted and anyone performing such is put to death. It is impossible for same sex couples to have a child without the help of the other.

If you wan to live with a women then find a man who wants more than wife.


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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 03:15 AM

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Well, it seems I am living proof that that is in fact false. I have had relationships with both men and women. Perhaps it's not so much attraction to the sexes as it is attraction to just people? I don't really see gender. I just see people. And if I'm interested in them, then gender doesn't really matter, hm?
Do you do this at the same time?
Do you love Jesus?

You know Jesus can save you from this abomination you call your life.

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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 03:17 AM

Ha! I'm not a guy, you know that right? Says at the beginning of the thread that my name is Shana.

I'm a girl. I'm pansexual, though I said bisexual before, because I doubted you would understand what that sexuality even was.

I'm very much a girl, who happens to be slightly more attracted to other girls, due to experiance, of course.
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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 03:18 AM

Derp herp (shana) is my wife. she's not a man. wow guys.

also I'm a girl too.
so what?
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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 03:19 AM

piss be apon it? hell it was a better book then your crap allthough miss read and abused it was better
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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 03:21 AM

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With today's technology, you can totally have a child between two men or two women.

I love technology. Makes life good. Besides, I don't want children, at any rate. And I would rather live happily for the rest of my life with a woman, then accept such skewed views.
Friend no you can't that is silly, an egg cannot fertilize an egg and a sperm can't fertilize a sperm


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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 03:23 AM

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Derp herp (shana) is my wife. she's not a man. wow guys.

also I'm a girl too.
so what?
I meant derphurr. oopsies
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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 03:27 AM

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Ha! I'm not a guy, you know that right? Says at the beginning of the thread that my name is Shana.

I'm a girl. I'm pansexual, though I said bisexual before, because I doubted you would understand what that sexuality even was.

I'm very much a girl, who happens to be slightly more attracted to other girls, due to experiance, of course.
I will pray for you and ask God to drive the idiot demons out of you head


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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 03:28 AM

What it really comes down to is, you people can quote the bible until the cows come home, but the bible was written by man. Men who heard the words of god and acted as his vessel, but men all the same. We too are men, and we too can hear the word of god. I know what feels right. I have heard the words of god and I know, beyond a doubt that I am right in asserting homosexuality is just as accepted by god as heterosexuality. Who are you to defend the words of man over the words of our god which lives within all of us? should I not take the his whispers to my heart over the petty writings of ancient men?
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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 03:30 AM

I would never be with both a man and a woman at the same time. That's called cheating, which is often frowned upon.

And it's called sperm doners, test tube babies, etc. You're very misinformed.
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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 03:30 AM

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Ha! I'm not a guy, you know that right? Says at the beginning of the thread that my name is Shana.

I'm a girl. I'm pansexual, though I said bisexual before, because I doubted you would understand what that sexuality even was.

I'm very much a girl, who happens to be slightly more attracted to other girls, due to experiance, of course.
Why are you telling lies now about you sexual preference. Is this because you are suffering delusions.

SURA 26.
185. They said: You are only of those deluded;
186. And you are naught but a mortal like ourselves, and we know you to be certainly of the liars.

221. Shall I inform you [of him] upon whom the Shaitans descend?
222. They descend upon every lying, sinful one,
223. They incline their ears, and most of them are liars.
224. And as to the poets, those who go astray follow them.


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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 03:31 AM

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Friend no you can't that is silly, an egg cannot fertilize an egg and a sperm can't fertilize a sperm
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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 03:32 AM

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Why is god wrathful if he's created sinners?
what I mean is, if he sends people to sin and bring the destruction of his holy wrath, why does he have the wrath in the first place? it's not because of sinners because he is the one who made them..
I don't know why, friend. Mine is not to ask God why He created some people thusly. My lot in life is to obey God without question or he'll send me to hell.


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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 03:38 AM

A child can only be conceived between a man and a woman?
Well, that really changes my whole perception of jesus' birth, your saying Mary wasn't a virgin?
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I know what feels right. I have heard the words of god and I know, beyond a doubt that I am right in asserting homosexuality is just as accepted by god as heterosexuality.
Congratulations for making God up as you go along. How do you know that is the voice of God speaking to you? How do you know it isn't Satan whispering lies in your ear?

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Who are you to defend the words of man over the words of our god which lives within all of us? should I not take the his whispers to my heart over the petty writings of ancient men?
Oh that's right, you feel it in your "heart".
Jeremiah 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

You are a false prophet who has been led into believing you are God and you know better than God does.
Matthew 24:23-24 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.
For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.


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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 03:42 AM

Mm? What lies?
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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 03:43 AM

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