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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 12-31-2016, 07:51 PM

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Ok. what? why? homosexuality is not something that is bad, homosexuality is ok! if a guy wants to love a guy, then a guy can love a guy, if a girl wants to love a girl, then a girl can love a girl!!!
YOUR THE BAD PEOPLE HERE! FORCING PEOPLE TO COMPRESS THEY'RE REAL FEELINGS! MAKING THEM FOLLOW THE RULES OF SOME OVER-THE-TOP BOOK THAT FALSEFULLY CLAIMS THAT THE CREATION OF THE UNIVERSE WAS BY SOME GUY WITH A BEARD IN THE SKY WHO CAN DO WHATEVER THE F*CK HE WANTS!!! YOU'RE ALL RACIST HOMOPHOBIC FREAKS WHO LIVE BY A BOOK WRITTEN BY SOME MAN WHO PROBABLY WAS UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF DRUGS! FRANKLY, I AM A PERSON OF GOD, BUT I DO BELIEVE THAT SOME OF THIS IS WAY TOO FAR!!! IF YOU FIND SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE, YOU GO AHEAD AND CLAIM THE CREATORS ARE SATANISTS, HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THOSE PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE OF GOD? NOT EVERYTHING THAT YOU DON'T LIKE IS A CREATION OF SATAN! AND SOMETIMES, YOU JUST HAVE TO LET PEOPLE BE THEMSELVES
Shout all you want, but we take repose and comfort in the words of the actual Bible:


Psalm 18:35
Thou hast also given me the shield of thy salvation: and thy right hand hath holden me up, and thy gentleness hath made me great.

Furthermore, unless you were born in The Year of Our Lord, 1969, I fear that you username smacks of unnatural behavior. Does that, indeed, reflect the manner in which you "luv Jeebus"?


I will pray for you.


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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 12-31-2016, 07:58 PM

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I AM A PERSON OF GOD
How do you know that you genuinely are a person of God and don't just think you are, and how do you know what God thinks about anything? The Landover Baptists believe what they believe about God and their relationship with God because they believe in the Bible, which you don't. What's your source of information?


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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 12-31-2016, 09:29 PM

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I AM A PERSON OF GOD, BUT I DO BELIEVE THAT SOME OF THIS IS WAY TOO FAR!!!
Which statements made by God do you disagree with particularly?
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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 12-31-2016, 09:50 PM

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Ok. what? why? homosexuality is not something that is bad, homosexuality is ok! if a guy wants to love a guy, then a guy can love a guy, if a girl wants to love a girl, then a girl can love a girl!!!
Of course they can. It's called Free Will. However, God will hate them for it:

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

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YOUR THE BAD PEOPLE HERE! FORCING PEOPLE TO COMPRESS THEY'RE REAL FEELINGS! MAKING THEM FOLLOW THE RULES OF SOME OVER-THE-TOP BOOK THAT FALSEFULLY CLAIMS THAT THE CREATION OF THE UNIVERSE WAS BY SOME GUY WITH A BEARD IN THE SKY WHO CAN DO WHATEVER THE F*CK HE WANTS!!! YOU'RE ALL RACIST HOMOPHOBIC FREAKS WHO LIVE BY A BOOK WRITTEN BY SOME MAN WHO PROBABLY WAS UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF DRUGS! FRANKLY, I AM A PERSON OF GOD, BUT I DO BELIEVE THAT SOME OF THIS IS WAY TOO FAR!!!
I'm confused. How can you believe in God and at the same time think that the only source of our knowledge about Him - the Holy Bible - is false?

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IF YOU FIND SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE, YOU GO AHEAD AND CLAIM THE CREATORS ARE SATANISTS, HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THOSE PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE OF GOD?
The Bible is the Word of God. Those who follow it 100% are Godly. Those who don't are going to Hell. Period.

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Of course we let people to be themselves, honey! If they chose to go to Hell, that's their problem, not ours!
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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 06-16-2022, 04:46 AM

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6 years ago I purchased a nice beach front estate in the Keys. I don't get here that much, except for a few months in the winter. Today I saw something absolutely horrendous, a Homersexural parade. There where thousands of them. All standing in a row, tall ones, short ones , fat ones and skinny ones. They even have a damn map showing their night clubs,gay Key West map. It seems that I can do two things, one move or two ask all of our Pastors and Reverends to come here and fight for Jesus. Well I am fond of my home, so Pastor Ezekiel, Levi and Rev Jim are you up for the challenge? Help me save my home. All expenses are on me, I can have my private jet in Freehold in 3 hours flat.
Let them have the parade you stupid ***vulgar reference to the last part of the digestive tract removed***. I am bisexual and I hope God punishes your ***synonym of donkey removed***.
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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 06-16-2022, 07:44 AM

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Let them have the parade you stupid ***vulgar reference to the last part of the digestive tract removed***. I am bisexual and I hope God punishes your ***synonym of donkey removed***.
I'm beginning to suspect someone may have told a tiny little fib about their age when they registered here.


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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 06-16-2022, 08:44 AM

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Let them have the parade you stupid ***vulgar reference to the last part of the digestive tract removed***. I am bisexual and I hope God punishes your ***synonym of donkey removed***.
How about that!? You got tough with a grown man. Color me impressed, (with pastels, at least.)


Of course, you're getting worked up over a post that is about a thousand years old, (I exaggerate, of course.) You still haven't made any attempt to argue from the Bible, though, which is our gold standard around here.


Instead, you've stooped to vulgarity and insults. But that's the standard we have come to expect from those who insist that they have read the Bible, but lack the courage to discuss it with our learned scholars here.


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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 06-16-2022, 03:59 PM

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Let them have the parade [I stopped reading there]
A parade is necessarily a public spectacle, unless they all live in a castle or have a ranch somewhere. That means people will see them. And let's face it, they're rather difficult to miss. They want me to accommodate their attitudes, not just for an hour or when I went to buy something where they were displaying themselves, accidently, not knowing they'd be there, but for a whole month!

In return are they willing to accommodate my attitudes and preferences? No. Jesus understood this, using the example of prayer. "Do it at home," was His advice. And so I don't pray in public places. These creatures on the other hand exhibit their preferences like wrecking balls. Brightly luminous, iridescently fluorescent wrecking balls with tinsel and that shiny stuff, sure, but flailing around as though they'd come off their chains and struck magnetic turbulence whether I want to see it or not.

It's all one way. Glitter it up at home. By denying God on this topic, the stage is set for claiming other revelations to be false or even that they're not revelations at all.
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