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Default Re: You wanted an introduction - 08-08-2013, 07:44 AM

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I'm exhausted from reading this thread. "I don't do this…" and "I don't do that.." and "this goth band covered a Christian song…", and "not all goths do this…", and "not all goths do that…", "goths give to charity…" and "they are not goths because they are teenage wannabes…", and "Goths are happy despite the fact they are obsessed with death…", and on and on and on.

This one is awesomely tedious, overwhelmingly tiresome, and stunningly pointless. We are dealing with the worst kind of goth here - the Emo Goth. Totally given to her emotions of the moment and endless whining, it's impossible to have any rational conversation.
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Default Re: You wanted an introduction - 08-08-2013, 10:15 AM

Dear Fatty,

You talk too much. Why don't you spend less time bragging about your weird lifestyle and more time begging God to forgive you for having a bastard son?

And don't give me any crap about your Christian metalhead you're betrothed to. If he was a real Christian, he wouldn't be in a sexual relationship with you. Betrothed, you say? That's a load of crap. If he was going to marry you, he would have already done it.


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Default Re: You wanted an introduction - 08-08-2013, 01:06 PM

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My name is Morella Merryman. I am a 20 some year old Caucasian woman with a 4 (almost 5) year old (healthy) son and a wonderful (a Christian Metalhead) betrothed/boyfriend. I was born in May and am a Taurus. I live in Baltimore Maryland near Loch Raven, originally known as Raven's Rock. I am a practicing Pagan witch who worships the goddess Callisto, among many other gods and goddesses, as the high priestess of the Coven of the Black Shadows. I have my own business designing clothing and jewelry, and also babysit for a living, and am an attendee of Club Orpheus in Baltimore, Batz Over Baltimore at the Depot, Burnt Offerings at Sidebar, the now defunct Shampoo Nightclub in Philadelphia, and Midnight in D.C. I also have a 4 year old black cat named Mia. I am also a Goth, which means I am a fan of Goth Rock bands like Sisters of Mercy, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Rosetta Stone, Intra-venus, Dead Souls Rising, Bauhaus, 45 Grave, The Spiritual Bats, etc., I like classic Gothic horror/mystery/romance films and literature, historical fiction/drama, vampire/werewolf/zombie/witch and fantasy films. I took Fine Arts in High School and Fashion Design (though the school called it something else because they were not actually supposed to teach Fashion Design) and will be attending MICU next year. I am not here to be converted, or to convert, but simply to point out the incorrect information spread on this website about Goths. Why? Because I do not like to see atrocities, violence, and murder against anyone committed when they have done nothing wrong and misinformation can and has led to this. I am 5'1, weigh 105 lbs, am very pretty with very clear skin. I do not do drugs, I have no piercings or tattoos, I do not drink blood, I do not worship Satan, and I do not cut myself. Is there anything else you would like to know?
Blah blah blah. Paragraphs would be nice. Let's break this down into what it tells us about you:

- You are a single mother in your 20s, with a wildly exaggerated sense of your own importance and looks, who believes in astrology and worships false gods.

- You belong to a childish subculture, most of whose members are confused young teenagers.

- You run an unsuccessful business which forces you to supplement your income through babysitting. Is there anyone here who would leave a child with this person?

- Nobody here cares in what clubs you go to.

- And last but not least:

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I do not like to see atrocities, violence, and murder against anyone committed when they have done nothing wrong
But on the other hand you think it's okay if they've been caught littering?

Faith_Machine is right. And I for one feel spiritually polluted by your presence here.

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..believes in astrology and worships false gods.
So one day I looked to see where the sun was. Let's stick with Taurus, the bull and I went out one evening and there was Taurus in the sky BUT NO SUN. It had set. But according to the fraudsters running the astrology racket Taurus and the sun ought to have been in the same place! They were nowhere near each other! Well that was an eye-opener. But the witches who pump this stuff from their "covens" go into overdrive here: O but that Taurus is not the real Taurus and There's another magic Taurus that you can't see & the sun is really there or It's a special invisible sun & it is actually in Taurus, but only we can see it that will be $495ºº etc., etc., it doesn't matter what they say particularly because the punters will believe anything and they just make it up as they go along. They can't even agree which stars are in the zodiac for a start.


When people start invoking special magic versions of reality to square the circle of their delusion we know that the father of lies is active in their lives. Satan doesn't care whether his lies align with actual observations at all: he targets people who don't make them in the first place. And if by chance they happen to collide with a bit of reality that shows up the lie for what it is (by actually looking at the stars to see where the sun is for instance) that doesn't matter either. Devils start churning out mutually exclusive rationalisations to accommodate the lie and everything the astrologist thinks becomes warped. This is hallucination on a gigantic scale.
  • They learn how to "see" that invisible sun
  • A special "magic" Taurus becomes manifest
  • They talk to one another about their astrologo-chart
  • They imagine thenselves to be "compatible"
  • Which means compatible for a good bonking session
  • But it is not them doing that, it is the demons inside them
  • And they have all the "fun"
  • Leaving the witch empty and defeated
  • And in line for the latest punishment from God
  • Such as ebola

Jesus teaches us to NOT DO THIS. Those who do are condemned. Not "my opinion" but God's Just Law. Boyfriends who tolerate demon worship of this type and who probably are considered "compatible" based on their "star sign" or other attributes are not Christians.
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Thou art wearied in the multitude of thy counsels. Let now the astrologers, the stargazers, the monthly prognosticators, stand up, and save thee from these things that shall come upon thee.
14 Behold, they shall be as stubble; the fire shall burn them; they shall not deliver themselves from the power of the flame: there shall not be a coal to warm at, nor fire to sit before it.
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Default Re: You wanted an introduction - 08-09-2013, 12:00 AM

Was your statutory rapist ever caught? How dreadful it must have been carrying an illegitimate baby at 15!

Were you sent away to a Booth home for your confinement or did you openly bear your shame? What an embarrassment for your parents.

Check out: Deuteronomy 22:28-29. This is what God has to say.


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Default Re: You wanted an introduction - 08-10-2013, 05:53 PM

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So basically what your saying is that the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was to make some bad music? As if we would believe that.

Matthew 4 tells us that Satan is more devious than you are admitting. Has you family not tried to rid you of these perversions? What awful people

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The devil writes music? The devil has a band? I didn't know this. I thought if he existed he would be too busy torturing souls to have time to start a band.



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I'm exhausted from reading this thread. "I don't do this…" and "I don't do that.." and "this goth band covered a Christian song…", and "not all goths do this…", and "not all goths do that…", "goths give to charity…" and "they are not goths because they are teenage wannabes…", and "Goths are happy despite the fact they are obsessed with death…", and on and on and on.

This one is awesomely tedious, overwhelmingly tiresome, and stunningly pointless. We are dealing with the worst kind of goth here - the Emo Goth. Totally given to her emotions of the moment and endless whining, it's impossible to have any rational conversation.

I suggest you do some research on the term Emo as well. It means Emotive Hardcore, which I personally think is a horrid genre of "music." It has nothing to do with Goth or these whining teenagers.

And no it is not pointless to stand up for something you know is right, even if you do not expect or know you cannot make a difference. Nor is it whining to report the truth.

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What is a Jesus toy?
What do you think it is? A toy made in the image of Jesus. Christian or not, all children should know who he is.


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Dear Fatty,

You talk too much. Why don't you spend less time bragging about your weird lifestyle and more time begging God to forgive you for having a bastard son?

And don't give me any crap about your Christian metalhead you're betrothed to. If he was a real Christian, he wouldn't be in a sexual relationship with you. Betrothed, you say? That's a load of crap. If he was going to marry you, he would have already done it.


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I'm not sure where you people get the idea that 105lbs is fat. Do you think I'm 6 years old? I have yet to brag about anything. I am simply
pointing out the places where this website and the people on it are WRONG. And yet again, it's impossible to have an illegimate child if you are betrothed.


My boyfriend is a Christian. He believes in your god, that in essence is being a Christian, regardless of what you think.
Why wouldn't two betrothed people be in a sexual relationship? We are not married because we don't want to get married
in front of a judge, and anything else would cost money. We do not spend outside what we can afford. And if two people
are betrothed, there is absolutely no reason to rush a marriage. In your god's eyes, it was always believed that if you are
betrothed, you are already man and wife. It is only the law that disagrees.I don't call him my husband only because current law would not agree with me.


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Blah blah blah. Paragraphs would be nice. Let's break this down into what it tells us about you:

- You are a single mother in your 20s, with a wildly exaggerated sense of your own importance and looks, who believes in astrology and worships false gods.

- You belong to a childish subculture, most of whose members are confused young teenagers.

- You run an unsuccessful business which forces you to supplement your income through babysitting. Is there anyone here who would leave a child with this person?

- Nobody here cares in what clubs you go to.

- And last but not least:

But on the other hand you think it's okay if they've been caught littering?

Faith_Machine is right. And I for one feel spiritually polluted by your presence here.

YiC
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How do I have a wildly exagerrated sense of my own importance or looks? When you tell someone who cannot see you about yourself, you describe hair colour, etc.,
That's what you are supposed to do any time you describe yourself online. And if I had an exaggerated sense of my looks, I'd call myself beautiful not pretty.
Nor do I think I am important to anyone but my family and friends. Why would I?

Goth is not a childish subculture. Enjoying life is not childish. Most Goths are not "confused teenagers." Most "confused teenagers" who run around shouting
their Gothness have no idea what Goth is, they do not listen to Goth Rock. Most Goth rock fans are adults. I have only met a few teenagers who know what
Goth Rock is, let alone who listen to it.

I don't run an unsuccessful business. I run a SMALL business, which I started only a year ago. I babysit because, since I am running my own small business,
I have the time to do so, and my friend would not be able to go to work and support his children due to the crap his Christian crackwhore ex wife pulled, if
he did not have a babysitter. His Christian parents aren't physically capable of babysitting these kids on their own. He pays me because he doesn't he believes
having me babysit his kids 5 days a week without payment would be taking advantage.

Did I say you CARE what clubs I go to? Obviously you people don't CARE anything about the Goth scene, since all you do is throw around a bunch of unfounded
insults, arguments, improperly (if at all) researched misinformation about the Goth scene. Look at the real Goth clubs, or real Goth club nights, ANY of them,
and you would know that everything that has been rudely said about Goths here is 90% inaccurate. And what perhaps 10% of the scene does, cannot be used to define
a scene of thousands.

Give me some evidence that Goths have been caught littering. I don't know about where you live, but REAL Goths here, and any I know online, hate littering.
I have spend a good amount of time walking around and cleaning up the trash in the neighborhood, and have reported certain cemeteries for using the "woods"
part of their property as a junk yard without proper zoning. A lot of Goths, and Pagans/Wiccans love nature, and are part of clean up groups. Please show me
some evidence that I am wrong. Show me a video or something of a person wearing a Siouxsie and the Banshees, Bauhaus, etc., tshirt littering.


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So one day I looked to see where the sun was. Let's stick with Taurus, the bull and I went out one evening and there was Taurus in the sky BUT NO SUN. It had set. But according to the fraudsters running the astrology racket Taurus and the sun ought to have been in the same place! They were nowhere near each other! Well that was an eye-opener. But the witches who pump this stuff from their "covens" go into overdrive here: O but that Taurus is not the real Taurus and There's another magic Taurus that you can't see & the sun is really there or It's a special invisible sun & it is actually in Taurus, but only we can see it that will be $495ºº etc., etc., it doesn't matter what they say particularly because the punters will believe anything and they just make it up as they go along. They can't even agree which stars are in the zodiac for a start.


When people start invoking special magic versions of reality to square the circle of their delusion we know that the father of lies is active in their lives. Satan doesn't care whether his lies align with actual observations at all: he targets people who don't make them in the first place. And if by chance they happen to collide with a bit of reality that shows up the lie for what it is (by actually looking at the stars to see where the sun is for instance) that doesn't matter either. Devils start churning out mutually exclusive rationalisations to accommodate the lie and everything the astrologist thinks becomes warped. This is hallucination on a gigantic scale.
  • They learn how to "see" that invisible sun
  • A special "magic" Taurus becomes manifest
  • They talk to one another about their astrologo-chart
  • They imagine thenselves to be "compatible"
  • Which means compatible for a good bonking session
  • But it is not them doing that, it is the demons inside them
  • And they have all the "fun"
  • Leaving the witch empty and defeated
  • And in line for the latest punishment from God
  • Such as ebola

Jesus teaches us to NOT DO THIS. Those who do are condemned. Not "my opinion" but God's Just Law. Boyfriends who tolerate demon worship of this type and who probably are considered "compatible" based on their "star sign" or other attributes are not Christians.
ISAIAH 47
13
Thou art wearied in the multitude of thy counsels. Let now the astrologers, the stargazers, the monthly prognosticators, stand up, and save thee from these things that shall come upon thee.
14 Behold, they shall be as stubble; the fire shall burn them; they shall not deliver themselves from the power of the flame: there shall not be a coal to warm at, nor fire to sit before it.
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Was your statutory rapist ever caught? How dreadful it must have been carrying an illegitimate baby at 15!

Were you sent away to a Booth home for your confinement or did you openly bear your shame? What an embarrassment for your parents.

Check out: Deuteronomy 22:28-29. This is what God has to say.

What on earth would make you think I was ever raped in any sense of the word? I simply pointed out my view on abortion, which is
not based on me being raped, it's based on the fact that a lot of women are raped and carrying their rapists child can lead to mental
decline. I also mentioned that your sites reffer to Goth children as demons, and says that Goths are given handicapped children for
their "sins", and that God hates the handicapped. So if someone, ANYONE, knows their child will be deformed, handicapped, mentally
ill, or will only spend their short time on earth just lying there in pain, WHY would you want them to live?

I had my son in a hospital, like any sane person would do. No one is embarassed or shamed by him. He is a wonderful, sweet, intelligent
gift.


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I worship the goddess Callisto, not any demons.
I'm quite well versed in history and superstitious heathen beliefs, but I have never heard of godess Callisto. Is that some new tradition of yours, like modern false religions such as wiccans and scientologist have?
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I'm quite well versed in history and superstitious heathen beliefs, but I have never heard of godess Callisto. Is that some new tradition of yours, like modern false religions such as wiccans and scientologist have?
Nope. The original "myth" was that Callisto was a goddess of the hunt in her own right. Later, like a lot of gods and goddesses she became known as less, simply a nymph under Artemis, who was seduced or raped by Zeus, had his child, and both were turned into bears and placed in the sky as Ursa Minor and Ursa Major.

No religion is false. Every religion is real to those who believe. Though Wicca is a modernized Christianized version of Paganism. Scientology is not a religion, and I'm not sure what all it en-tales.


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Default Re: You wanted an introduction - 08-10-2013, 06:10 PM

You are obviously so huffy and defensive you can't think straight. You seem to be blindly and wildly lashing out without considering what anyone has actually said, like a child in a tantrum.

To me this says that in your heart of hearts you are growing weary of being Satan's sex doll, and that you are looking for someone to bring you to Jesus.

Well your in luck sister! We are hear for you

The first step is to stop dressing like a whore

This is a good place to find information on that Modest Girl's Guide to Purity, or, An Open Letter To My Niece

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These steps are not the entire journey, you still need to ask God to forgive mocking him, worshiping Satan, and drinking drug urine.

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Let me guess...she has the scantily clad body of Carmen Electra, but with bat wings and tons of black eyeliner, right?




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Nope. The original "myth" was that Callisto was a goddess of the hunt in her own right.
Are you referring to speculations of Artemis Kalliste, or do you actually have some actual facts to back this information? Main problem with these speculations is that evidence of separate Artemis (godess)- Callisto (nymph) actually out dates any information about Artemis Kalliste.

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No religion is false. Every religion is real to those who believe. Though Wicca is a modernized Christianized version of Paganism. Scientology is not a religion, and I'm not sure what all it en-tales.
Only Christianity worships true living God, in that sense all the other ones are are false. No matter how much their followers believes in them. Anyway, reflecting on what you just wrote, why do you dismiss scientolgy? After all it has their own church and it's much more structured and organized as a religion than whatever it is that you call your religion. At least scientologist believes that their religion is the right one and yours is the false one.
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You're a goth girl, and you're trying to tell us you're not fat? Show me a goth girl who's not fat, and I'll show you a boy wearing a dress.


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Blindly and wildly lashing out? What on earth are you talking about? Not considering what anyone has said? Are you talking to a mirror?
Seriously? Because you are the ones who keep disregarding the majority of what we post.

As I have said before, I would LOVE to know how wearing a gown or a drape sleeve top, corset, long skirt, with a petticoat or stockings and tights
underneath is considered dressing like a whore. Or a long skirt, Victorian blouse, lace gloves, stockings/tights, etc., is considered dressing
like a whore? How is it dressing like a whore if you are covered?

No, I do not need to listen to better music. The only music one needs to listen to is the music they truly enjoy.

I do not need to ask a god I do not believe in forgiveness for anything, especially things that I have yet to do and am not going
to do.

I don't believe there are any surviving images of the goddess Callisto, at least not any available to the public.

Science is not a religion.

I've already provided pictures of Goths who are not fat. How is 105 lbs fat?


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Oddly enough, I see skinny Goth-appearing women here.

https://www.facebook.com/Gothic.Culture.Official

And she's skinny too. A member of a Goth Rock community on Facebook. Amazing.

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So you linked to a bunch of profiles of whores who are temporarily skinny because they're on meth. I can't wait to see how each one of them balloons up after a few weeks in rehab!


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So you linked to a bunch of profiles of whores who are temporarily skinny because they're on meth. I can't wait to see how each one of them balloons up after a few weeks in rehab!
Can you prove any of these women are on any kind of drugs? They have pictures taken over the course of at least 5 years or more, but it's temporary? I was expecting you to claim it was an illusion caused by tight-lacing corsets, not this same old tired routine of "you're all on drugs." Even if it was due to drugs, it's still proof that Goth girls are not necessarily fat. Though in reality, a lot of Goth girls are skinny because they work out, or dance a lot at clubs, or both. Also, I've known people (none of which were Goths) who gained weight while on meth, crack, cocaine, heroine, etc., and only got thinner after rehab. By the way, I thought you people claimed we did marijuana, which causes people to have the "munchies" and thus gain weight?


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Also, can you prove any of these women are whores? It is very easy, and free, to look up the criminal record of anyone in the U.S. And some of those women are in the U.S. So could you please, before jumping to conclusions, actually look up someone's record to see if they have actually been arrested in relation to drugs or prostitution in the same year or so as the pictures on their profiles and provide the links to such records? Or can you provide pictures or video, or even a status update proving they do drugs? No, you can't? I didn't think so.


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You think only women who've been arrested for prostitution are whores?

Ho, ho, ho, you've got a lot to learn.

If you'd bother to crack open a Bible, you'd know that a whore is any woman who corrupts somebody via lewd intercourse.

If that's not a textbook description of a goth girl, I don't know what is!

As for meth, you are talking to a former goth and a former meth user. I know from my own personal experience that the goth scene is essentially one big meth party.

If you say otherwise, you are a liar, and I will challenge you to make that assertion in the presence of the parents of any one of a number of goth kids I know of who are dead and buried (and currently burning in Hell) because of crystal meth.

I'm guessing you're probably high on meth right now.

PS: How tall are you? What's your body mass index? You definitely have all the tell-tale signs of fat girl personality. I'm guessing that, based on your height, 90 pounds is probably what any doctor would say your idea weight is.

Maybe if you learned some self control, you could lose that extra 15 pounds of disgusting lard?

Jesus can help you with your self control issues.


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