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Default Re: My introduction. - 04-26-2014, 04:10 AM

We have a new church down here called elevation its got to churches, and a tv show.


Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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Default Re: My introduction. - 04-29-2014, 04:13 AM

Feel free to ask me anything.


Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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Default Re: My introduction. - 04-29-2014, 04:18 AM

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Feel free to ask me anything.
Have you ever actually read the Holy Bible? Because I don't see you posting much Scripture.

Also, why aren't you married and producing sons? You're not a homer I hope.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: My introduction. - 04-29-2014, 03:21 PM

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Have you ever actually read the Holy Bible? Because I don't see you posting much Scripture.

Also, why aren't you married and producing sons? You're not a homer I hope.
I have read the Bible, just haven't found a verse that fits the threads, that hasn't been already posted.


Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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Default Re: My introduction. - 04-29-2014, 03:26 PM

I haven't gotten married, because I haven't found a God fearing obeying woman.


Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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Default Re: My introduction. - 05-01-2014, 03:23 AM

I read ass pollyp's intro I would like to let you know he's my twin brother, his name is not Curtis it's Kevin he stole my Facebook, and took stupid evil pictures. I'm sorry you had to deal with him.


Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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Smile Re: My introduction. - 05-16-2014, 03:40 PM

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Wrong place at the wrong time? So things "just" happen? You sound like an atheist, friend. It's non-believers who say things like this.



Please start listening to the Voice of God as opposed to secularist bunk.

Matthew 10:29: Are not two sparrows sold for a farthing? and one of them shall not fall on the ground without your Father.

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So, according to your verse, God is involved in the death is every sparrow. He see to it that they each die painful deaths of starvation, predation of disease.but don't worrie . God will do the same for you.He thinks that humans are worth much more than sparrows.
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Default Re: My introduction. - 05-16-2014, 08:08 PM

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So, according to your verse, God is involved in the death is every sparrow. He see to it that they each die painful deaths of starvation, predation of disease.but don't worrie . God will do the same for you.He thinks that humans are worth much more than sparrows.
Of course He does! Jesus was born and died (temporarily) as a human, not as a sparrow, wasn't He?
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Question Re: My introduction. - 05-18-2014, 12:59 AM

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Of course He does! Jesus was born and died (temporarily) as a human, not as a sparrow, wasn't He?
his death was to save the sinners, am I right?


Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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Default Re: My introduction. - 05-18-2014, 01:11 AM

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his death was to save the sinners, am I right?
No, you're confused. Jesus' temporary death was to pay the debt the sin of mankind incurred (Romans 6:23) for those who believe (John 3:18) and respond with sufficient love and obedience (John 14:21). You can read Pastor Zeke's wonderful sermon here: Jesus Did NOT Die For Everyone's Sins!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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Smile Re: My introduction. - 02-27-2015, 11:49 PM

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Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
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Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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Welcome, Curtis Grice, to the world-wide congregation
of Universal Life Church Ministers. Your official ordination date is 01/26/15.


As a member of the Universal Life Church you are granted the ability to:
Universal Life Church?

You fool!!!
You have been fooled!
It is a fake church! They are pagans! They let buddha etc. enter.

Turn away from that, brother.
Give yourself to JESUS
Let JESUS enter you, Let the sword of His spirit touch you!
Bend and Pray! Repent!

Jesus is coming! Do not hesitate!
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That's not a Baptist Church


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You get what you pay for, and... that was free.


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You get what you pay for, and... that was free.
i pay for the certificate.


Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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Default Re: My introduction. - 02-28-2015, 12:22 AM

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and... that was free.
it was to be ordained


Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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i pay for the certificate.
You should get your money back. You got gyped. God gives it away, for free. You only have to give yourself to Him unconditionally.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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