[John Creeser]

Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson

Teaching your daughters to cook at a young age is pleasing to

Adorable She's going to make a fine submissive True Christian™ wife one day soon.

Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord

1st Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

This is so helpful! My father always said, a good baby is a quiet, submissive one. And if they act out of line, they are spanked firmly until they are. "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes." Proverbs 13:24

[Jim Farmer]

The ultimate authority (next to the Bible) on raising children has to be To Train Up a Child:

[alooneymormon]

Tell that to the parents who were convicted of the murder of their own children by "training them up"....

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by alooneymormon

Tell that to the parents who were convicted of the murder of their own children by "training them up"....

Uh, you did mean "persecuted by the secular authorities for their sincerely-held religious beliefs"?

The Bible tells Christians to not only expect that, but to welcome it, as it proves that they're justified in beating their children (to death, if need be) to save them from Hell.

Read it, so you at least know what you're arguing against.

[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by alooneymormon

Tell that to the parents who were convicted of the murder of their own children by "training them up"....

Better a quick, lovingly administered death while they still have Jesus fixed in their little hearts, than a long, slow agonizing spiral into the pits of hell, wouldn't you agree? The Bible does make allowances for slaying rebellious children!
Deuteronomy 21:18-21
Leviticus 20:9

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Besides, many secular teenagers would even admit that a good firm spanking is more corrective and better than being grounded (which is useless).

[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

Besides, many secular teenagers would even admit that a good firm spanking is more corrective and better than being grounded (which is useless).

Obviously those atheist punks have never spent 40 days and nights locked in the prayer closet with only a meager water ration and a piss bottle. Not to minimalize the effectiveness of severe beatings in and of themselves, I must say that when a brutal thrashing is augmented with prolonged sensory deprivation, the combination is most effective!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

Obviously those atheist punks have never spent 40 days and nights locked in the prayer closet with only a meager water ration and a piss bottle. Not to minimalize the effectiveness of severe beatings in and of themselves, I must say that when a brutal thrashing is augmented with prolonged sensory deprivation, the combination is most effective!

Very true! One time, I burned my father's favorite pie, and in addition to a beating, I also was locked in the prayer closet for as many hours as the temperature on the oven (I was 6 then). It was about 400 degrees. I never burned that pie or any pie, again.

[James Hutchins]

I read them the KJVBible. Most babies drift off to the Love of Jesus. It that fails, it is often because they have demons trying to enter their rectums and a good shaking will often cause the demons to exit in feces and the child will fall to a sound long sleep.

[Granny June]

From the Desk of
GRANNY JUNE
Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ

Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

I am fond of swaddling. Watching a child trying to wriggle free is suspenseful and very entertaining.

new product from The Swaddlers line? do not know exactly what it is....could be padded pacifier, or inflatable feeding tube (?)

but it looks like it would keep noisy babies quiet




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