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Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
06-11-2008, 03:24 PM
I was wanting to know: How many of you keep your woman in a chastity belt?
If you don't know what a chastity belt is, it is a metal belt that stops them from doing anything with their cooters. The man holds the key so she can not take it off at any time without him knowing.
Picture of a chastity belt, don't worry, its not being worn, its on the ground.
I made my wife start wearing one the day we were married. The only time she can have it off is when we NEED to make babies, or she needs me to unlock it for a few seconds so I can put a "feminine product" in place, then to put it in the trash of course.
Other then that, it never comes off. I don't want her to go to Hell for fornication or being a harlot.
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06-11-2008, 03:55 PM
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I made my wife start wearing one the day we were married. The only time she can have it off is when we NEED to make babies, or she needs me to unlock it for a few seconds so I can put a "feminine product" in place, then to put it in the trash of course.
Other then that, it never comes off. I don't want her to go to Hell for fornication or being a harlot.
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Dear friend:
You put the "feminine product" in place?
Lev. 15:19: And if a woman have an issue, [and] her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
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06-11-2008, 03:58 PM
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Dear friend:
You put the "feminine product" in place?
Lev. 15:19: And if a woman have an issue, [and] her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
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Just a pad, I would never let her think about asking for that other disgusting thing.
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06-11-2008, 04:02 PM
Sorry for double posting, but I use latex gloves and make sure its clean.
If she did it on her own she might try to fornicate.
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06-11-2008, 04:10 PM
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Sorry for double posting, but I use latex gloves and make sure its clean.
If she did it on her own she might try to fornicate.
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The point here, THH, is that during her "unclean time" she should not even be in your HOUSE; you certainly should not be touching her!
Don't you have a potting shed she can stay in?
And just install a shower so she can rinse herself THROUGH the chastity belt.
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06-11-2008, 04:11 PM
The librals are taking over!
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06-11-2008, 04:50 PM
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If she did it on her own she might try to fornicate.
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Fornicate isn't the word you needed to use there. I think you meant the M word.
Which state do you live in that lets children under the age of 18 get married anyway? Louisiana?
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06-11-2008, 08:33 PM
Shes two years younger then I, its not that much of an age gap.
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06-11-2008, 11:07 PM
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I was wanting to know: How many of you keep your woman in a chastity belt?
If you don't know what a chastity belt is, it is a metal belt that stops them from doing anything with their cooters. The man holds the key so she can not take it off at any time without him knowing.
Picture of a chastity belt, don't worry, its not being worn, its on the ground.
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/1152434...stity_Belt.jpg
I made my wife start wearing one the day we were married. The only time she can have it off is when we NEED to make babies, or she needs me to unlock it for a few seconds so I can put a "feminine product" in place, then to put it in the trash of course.
Other then that, it never comes off. I don't want her to go to Hell for fornication or being a harlot.
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Full spectrum coverage is your solution here buddy. There are several places that will cover your flank with fiber optics cameras, low profile mikes and infrared suppressing stealth suits so got her covered 24 x 7. GPS tracker and a heat & pressure sensor in the chastity belt will also give you real time on target data about the subject.
Me, with my ninja and special forces training I don’t need so much high tech gear, I’ll be in room with the subject like I was her shadow and she will never know it. However for you civies I recommended equipping up.
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06-12-2008, 02:58 AM
Your extensive knowledge and technique never ceases to amaze, brother BJ.
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06-12-2008, 03:11 PM
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Your extensive knowledge and technique never ceases to amaze, brother BJ.
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Thanks, Brother Nobar, but that is what Landover demands out of its' Security Opps to keep everyone safe 24 x 7. I will tell you I still have some aces up my sleeve just to surprise any perps out to cause trouble.
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06-12-2008, 08:45 PM
Good idea, but I don't think I have the money for all of that. I think the belt will be enough for now, thanks though.
Ill also be sure to get a building made so she can be out of my house for one week each month with the children, but who will cook for me that week?
She could prepare the meals a few days in advance, but it wouldn't be the same.
Also, I searched through my daughters rooms, and found a long vibrating plastic object, I assumed she used it for fornication until I gave her a good spanking and she told me that she used it for fornicating
I thought sixteen would be to young for a chastity belt, but I'm getting her fitted for one tomorrow afternoon, it will be ready for the same day next week. I wont put one on my fourteen year old until I find reason to do so, fourteen is a bit young.
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06-12-2008, 08:59 PM
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Good idea, but I don't think I have the money for all of that. I think the belt will be enough for now, thanks though.
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Look friend, Jesus gave you credit for a reason. Buy it! You need to rig your daughters room up with cameras and microphones ASAP if you are finding "toys" lying about. You can bet your last dollar she's lezboing it up with her girlfriends. You need real time date only the top line best can give you to deal with it.
Do you want your little girl in a latex cat suite and 6" platform heels whoring it up for the first girl with a purse full of cash to walk by? No! Get smart, get spy gear.
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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
06-12-2008, 09:09 PM
And you can't watch 24/7, so you better send us a link so we can help.
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And you can't watch 24/7, so you better send us a link so we can help.
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Amen brother. I'll pitch in to help. Brother BJ can rig a live feed directly to my residence.
Maybe they can invite over a few friends for a slumber party or something.
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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
06-13-2008, 04:05 PM
Ill try to get a camera in her room, but for now I'm making her sit on the sofa until she the belt comes in. When she has that she wont be able to do anything with any other toys she might have.
Thanks for your suggestions though.
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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
06-13-2008, 04:10 PM
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Ill try to get a camera in her room, but for now I'm making her sit on the sofa until she the belt comes in. When she has that she wont be able to do anything with any other toys she might have.
Thanks for your suggestions though.
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I’d take no chances, you know that girl is going to be going for her mommy cave the minute your’ back is turned. Hand cuff her and have her sleep in your room. The loss of privacy will be worth it if it keeps your child safe.
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06-18-2008, 04:01 AM
The belt came in and its fine, I put the key on my keychain, she wont get out for a while.
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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
08-06-2008, 02:11 AM
I really hope this is all one big joke. Forcing your wife to wear a chastity belt? Are you serious? I hope you aren't.
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I really hope this is all one big joke. Forcing your wife to wear a chastity belt? Are you serious? I hope you aren't.
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No my freind, it's atheism that's the joke. Just because atheist girls are all ugly sluts who run around dressed like men doesn't mean that it's normal. True Christian girls adore and obey their husbands as if he were Jesus Christ made flesh. They know who wears the pants in the family.
How old are you nancy?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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