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Default Re: Greetings to fellow humans, - 03-12-2011, 02:49 PM

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That's just silly! I looked out of my window to check, and I didn't see billions of souls withering and screaming in agony as they are tormented by unquenchable flames, which would be kind of the thing you'd expect to see, you know, when you are in Hell.
Well now be fair, Brother. I have no doubt that when this little dothead looks out of it's hut, the view does look like hell.

Thank you Jesus, for choosing me to be a Godly White American!


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Greetings to fellow humans, - 03-12-2011, 08:21 PM

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Well now be fair, Brother. I have no doubt that when this little dothead looks out of it's hut, the view does look like hell.

Thank you Jesus, for choosing me to be a Godly White American!
i do see that at many places, whats the cure ?
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Default Re: Greetings to fellow humans, - 03-12-2011, 08:58 PM

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i do see that at many places, whats the cure ?
A good dose of the KJV and a hot shower wouldn't be a bad start.



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Default Re: Greetings to fellow humans, - 03-12-2011, 09:55 PM

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That's just silly! I looked out of my window to check, and I didn't see billions of souls withering and screaming in agony as they are tormented by unquenchable flames, which would be kind of the thing you'd expect to see, you know, when you are in Hell.
thats a nice little story they have made up for ya regarding hell.. whats heaven by the way ?
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Default Re: Greetings to fellow humans, - 03-12-2011, 10:01 PM

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A good dose of the KJV and a hot shower wouldn't be a bad start.



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its so simple huh ?
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Default Re: Greetings to fellow humans, - 03-12-2011, 10:08 PM

I don't like the way you titled your thread, it makes it sound like you're on the same level as us Christians.



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Default Re: Greetings to fellow humans, - 03-12-2011, 10:14 PM

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I don't like the way you titled your thread, it makes it sound like you're on the same level as us Christians.
he does not see all humans at same level ??
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Default Re: Greetings to fellow humans, - 03-12-2011, 11:05 PM

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he does not see all humans at same level ??
Of COURSE our Lord does not see all humans at the "same level." There are the (relatively few) Saved True Christians ™, and most of the world (including you) who will burn in hell forever. We are admonished not to waste our time with nonbelievers.

And that smell is a mixture of curry and the body odor of those who have bathed in the rotten-corpse filled Ganges.


Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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Default Re: Greetings to fellow humans, - 03-12-2011, 11:16 PM

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its so simple huh ?
Yes! That's the Divine Beauty of His Word.



It's so simple that even an injun with a push-start button can understand it (presuming they can stop masturbating to the Kama Sutra for a few moments).

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he does not see all humans at same level ??
Of course not...why would He? He made us all different for a reason.

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Default Re: Greetings to fellow humans, - 03-13-2011, 12:12 AM

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i do see that at many places, whats the cure ?
JESUS!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Greetings to fellow humans, - 03-13-2011, 01:01 PM

you saved trash know so less about india and most other countries. sad. i wanted to become one of you, but you disappoint me.
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Default Re: Greetings to fellow humans, - 03-14-2011, 02:33 AM

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you saved trash know so less about india and most other countries. sad. i wanted to become one of you, but you disappoint me.
Dear Friend,

I was a missionary in Mumbai for over a year. My Ant People Soul Safari™ saved more Indian souls than all other crusades from the death of Christ on. So, please, don't paint everyone you encounter with one brush.

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I was a missionary in Mumbai for over a year. My Ant People Soul Safari™ saved more Indian souls than all other crusades from the death of Christ on. So, please, don't paint everyone you encounter with one brush.

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Dear Friend,

Glad you asked!

Morning at the Ant People Soul Safari in Bombay, India.


Brother Gurudas gets started on what's sure to be a busy day..


My hearty thanks to all the people from LBC who visited for the BBQ -- from Platinum Tithers all the way down to you Tin Wingers!


Whoops! Some sort of accident at the nearby temple to Ganesh! Well, these things happen.



A few uninvited guests. Thankfully, almost all of my True Christian™ friends from back home brought their Second Amendment-authorized sidearms with them to India!


You go, girl! IN YOUR FACE, local religious beliefs! IN...YOUR...FACE!

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Default Re: Greetings to fellow humans, - 03-15-2011, 02:28 AM

More on the Ant People Soul Safari™, at request of our friend Vikram... this chapter was entitled "Keeping Up With the Catholics":

Dear Friends,

Did you know that Mother Theresa's organization here in Bombay uses torture to attain their phenomenal success?

Mother Theresa's Nuns Accused of Torture (BBC)

I gotta get less soft-hearted with these savages!

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Some golden oldies of Christian technique:


PEAR TORTURE --perfect for that unrepentant sinner's most offendiing orifice! Just insert and E-X-P-A-N-D the razor-sharp wings!




THE JUDAS CRADLE -- Say Uncle to Jesus or get skewered from below!




SCALDING HOT IRON MASK -- life of revolting disfigurement (think Scarface, literally) or Eternal Life with Jesus -- not a hard choice!

Christian Conversion Techniques -- please ignore the snotty and anti-Christian attitude of the author -- won't he be surprised after death when he finds out Satan has read his manual! Heathens never understand that there are more important things than temporary physical comfort -- like, say, eternal salvation!

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I have, however, had a lot of success with the following technique:

When people first come to the Ant People Soul Safari for medicine, Brother Gurudas leads them in a prayer to their local Hindu diety (with his fingers crossed of course), and then we give them placebos. When they come back complaining that the medicine doesn't work, we have them pray to JESUS and then give them the real medicine! The take-home message, of course, is that JESUS has power, and the elephant-horse-fish gods don't! When the dotties come back a third and subsequent time, they ALWAYS chose to pray to Jesus!

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BAB
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BAB did you notice what the catylicker church would lose if they can't find this errant nun?
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Did you know that Mother Theresa's organization here in Bombay uses torture to attain their phenomenal success?

Mother Theresa's Nuns Accused of Torture (BBC)

I gotta get less soft-hearted with these savages!
They will be out all of $110 dollars bail money! I am sure the pope is looking into this issue personally as we all know how much he believes in co-operating with secular law officials as we are all instructed in the BIBLE to do!
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Romans 13:4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
Titus 3:1 Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,

1st Peter 2:13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
1st Peter 2:14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
1st Peter 2:15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:


1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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A good dose of the KJV and a hot shower wouldn't be a bad start.



YiC,

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its so simple huh ?
Did you gloss over the word START?


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Did you gloss over the word START?
one min you are unsaved, the next min you are his. the start itself signifies the end. such basic mistakes you make dear friend !!
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Did you gloss over the word START?
one min you are unsaved, the next min you are his. the start itself signifies the end. such basic mistakes you make dear friend !!
You should not be smoking opiates.


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Default Re: Greetings to fellow humans, - 03-18-2011, 08:43 AM

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you saved trash know so less about india and most other countries. sad. i wanted to become one of you, but you disappoint me.
Trust me when i say this.. you dont want to be one of these people on here they do not represent Christians.. they are far from it... trust me when i say this these people are not right in the head... im here to warn people who come to these sites about the people in here... they are rude crude and way out of line when they talk. but at the end of the day they make me laugh!!
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