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Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup -
06-12-2010, 06:59 PM
I got suckered into watching the match this afternoon out of a sense of patriotism, so I'm rooting for the home team, and they would be blessed if everyone will join in prayer for them to defeat the English team, which is known for its unsportsmanlike behavior.
Well, England is already up 1-0, with an hour left.
Make your prayers NOW so that hopefully the Lord will hear them all and give our team the boost that they need to prevail.
Dear Lord, please recognize this plea for support for America's team and help them dominate over the British just this one time.
Amen.
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Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup -
06-12-2010, 07:02 PM
I thought God hated Soccer?
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06-12-2010, 07:12 PM
Praise Jesus, not only ten minutes later He delivered a goal for Team U.S.A.!
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I thought God hated Soccer?
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He doesn't hate Team U.S.A.!
Goooooooooallllllllll!!!!!!!!
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06-12-2010, 07:20 PM
In that case may our victory be swift, and leave the Limeys running to their Mommy's.
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Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup -
06-12-2010, 08:24 PM
How interesting. A tie.
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Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup -
06-12-2010, 08:36 PM
This is the greatest American victory over the English since the War of 1812!
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Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup -
06-12-2010, 08:40 PM
Americans don't play soccer as God hates soccer but loves America.
U.S.A in that context obviously means "United States of Australia"
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Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup -
06-12-2010, 09:10 PM
This match has dampened many of the Brits spirits, so even though it was a draw for USA, it was a win in the eyes of God.
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Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup -
06-12-2010, 09:25 PM
I am certain that the reason God let the match end in a draw was that although He loves the USA and despises England, He was reluctant to help a team of obvious sodomites win any sort of game, especially a game as gay as soccer.
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Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup -
06-12-2010, 09:54 PM
What to the brits expect? They cannot even drill a hole in dirt without screwing up. They cannot cook. They cannot even speak English clearly. About the only thing they do well is make unbrellas.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup -
06-12-2010, 09:58 PM
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What to the brits expect? They cannot even drill a hole in dirt without screwing up. They cannot cook. They cannot even speak English clearly. About the only thing they do well is make unbrellas.
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The British can make Umbrellas? I was under the impression everything the British made fell apart.
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06-13-2010, 06:02 AM
The umbrellas they make fall apart.
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06-13-2010, 10:21 AM
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It's football, not soccer
All you need is Hanemann in goal and at least you might have a clean sheet next game!
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Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup -
06-13-2010, 11:28 AM
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I thought God hated Soccer?
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God hates England.
I know nothing about soccer as Daddy says it is a gayboy sport.
But Australia cleaned up England in rugby union overnight.
Did I mention ..... God hates England!
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Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup -
06-13-2010, 11:32 AM
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It's football, not soccer
All you need is Hanemann in goal and at least you might have a clean sheet next game!
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No, it is soccer not football. Do not defile the great name of America's favorite sport. I am going to sacrifice my dinner and vomit after I teach you the difference between the 2.
That is a soccer ball
That is a football.
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Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup -
06-13-2010, 02:45 PM
This is a rugby ball
This is a football
I hope there weren't too many carrots for your wife to clear up in you vomit.
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Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup -
06-13-2010, 03:22 PM
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This is a rugby ball
This is a football
I hope there weren't too many carrots for your wife to clear up in you vomit.
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One of these is a real FOOT BALL player, one is not!
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Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup -
06-13-2010, 03:22 PM
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But Australia cleaned up England in rugby union overnight.
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Is this some kind of sexual innuendo?
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Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup -
06-13-2010, 05:52 PM
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Got to agree with that!
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Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup -
06-13-2010, 06:09 PM
U.S.A won't get far in the tournament.
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