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Default Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? - 01-20-2010, 09:30 AM

Depending on the level of medical knowledge, yes, it actually could, we can replicate sperm cells, so thats not really a problem...in fact..bio engineering (playing god ) would make the argument irrelivent.
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Default Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? - 01-20-2010, 11:36 AM

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but its sorta demeaning to the other half of the species, without which we would be entirely unable to survive
I have great respect for woman. After all we need them to make babies and clean the house. But that doesn't mean we should waste time on listening to their endless babbling about nothing.

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so people should probably just kill eachother for fun.
We prefer to leave the killing each other to the catholics and the muslims. The only thing I kill for fun is rodents and food.

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we can replicate sperm cells
Really? It's getting worse and worse.


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Default Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? - 01-13-2012, 04:54 PM

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We Ladies have the Nail Parlor to discuss such trivias.
Our menfolk certainly don't want to accidentally click on something here and read about these disgusting things.

Our men NEVER enter the Freehold Nail Parlor.

My apologies to the Pastors for entering your man-zone but I thought it necessary.
Dear Honorable White Miss Talitha,
May something of color like me perhaps dare say that Your Honorable White Highness can call something like me female but definetly not a Lady?
Most submissively,
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Exclamation Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? - 01-13-2012, 05:14 PM

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Dear Honorable White Miss Talitha,
May something of color like me perhaps dare say that Your Honorable White Highness can call something like me female but definetly not a Lady?
Most submissively,
kissie
She would call you a nigress. As would any decent True Christian™.
Shouldn't you be scrubbing skivvies instead of posting in the MENS forum?


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? - 08-20-2012, 07:36 AM

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If you ask my opinion, I think this forum would benefit with greater diversity, multi-cultural sensitivities, and tolerance of those with differing viewpoints. The main problem I find with the Landover church (and forums) is that it upholds the idea of the White Christian American Heterosexual Male as the only authority on whom can speak about issues, while the women are rendered second-class citizens. Please hear me out. I propose the following additions to the forums...
  • Feminist Women's Forum: "I am Woman, hear me TYPE!" (No Men Allowed)
  • African-American Forum: "Darker the Berry, Sweeter the Juice" (No Whites Allowed)
  • Gay/Lesbian Rights Forum: "We are Gay and that's O-kay!" (No heterosexuals allowed)
  • Communist and Socialist political theory dicussion board: "Workers of the World, unite!" (No fascist capitalists allowed)
  • Atheists Forum: "We Don't Need No Superstition. We Don't Need No Thought Control." (No Christians allowed)
And so forth. By promoting tolerance and diversity, I would imagine that Landover could triple its membership base! Instead of reinforcing the hegemony and imperialistic fascist idea of allowing only one school of thought on these boards and thereby creating an environment of entropy, we could reach out to oppressed minorities and give them equal time to promote their (more valid) viewpoints.
Yeah, sure, that's a great idea!!
Oh, look and see what it's done for all the other places where that idealism has been adopted??
That kind of politically correct inanity has NO place here, or anywhere else for that matter. If you don't like this place, you don't have to be here you blathering polcorr driveller.
Tolerance and diversity...tell that to the muslims, go ahead, TRY--and you'll be picking a lot of AK-47 bullets out of your hide.
Opressed minorities?
Like the North American Hetero White Christian Male??
I LOVE how you state, and I quote;
"we could reach out to oppressed minorities and give them equal time to promote their (more valid) viewpoints."
MORE VALID viewpoints????
Like your racist, exclusionary insanity??

DON'T come up around where I live you worthless slattern...there's a lot of wilderness up here you could get 'lost' in.
White Christian American Heterosexual Males ARE the Authority of this world, NOW and forever.
Deal with it.
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Default Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? - 08-20-2012, 10:05 PM

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Yeah, sure, that's a great idea!!


She hasn't been here in 3 years, dimwit necroposting God-mocker.


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