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$100 for Masturbation in Texas, Anyone? -
03-27-2018, 03:44 PM
No, this is not a personal ad.
This is to bring to light what one Godly woman is proposing for a law in Texas that would fine men $100 each time that commit the sin of touching themselves in "that way." You know - onanistically. (If you still don't understand I have a video I can email you or you can just read your Bible
The CNN details are found in this link.
The Godly woman is breaking God's law by working outside the home and doesn't expect her bill to pass (it won't since she is a sinner and not performing her womanly duties) but wow, what if it did? Perhaps Donald Trump will learn of this effort and support it. I bet he's never spilled his seed on the ground. Genesis 38 speaks of this dreadful sin, one which I in my purity have never committed except when I was a Catholic.
Mayor Hold - you might introduce this legislation for Freehold (if you haven't already, I mean).
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: $100 for Masturbation in Texas, Anyone? -
03-27-2018, 04:56 PM
Hold your horses. This woman says her motives are to "get back" at the male lawmakers. As people we should follow the laws of the land as set forth by the lawmakers. They are male. So what? If the woman is upset about the abortion laws that make sense to have a 24 hour waiting period (You're committing an ultimate sin by killing your baby and avoiding responsibility!!!!!!) she should just become a heathen in the ungodly country of Crazy Canada. Women should know their place and listen to what men have to say. That aside, a 100 dollar fine for masturbating as a male? So what I say! I haven't touched nor even seen my penis in over 10 years since becoming fag free. I take extra care to shield it from visible sight and have a tiny peephole in the contraption to pee out of. Does she really think such a Christian law would counteract the laws set forth by the good male lawyers of Texas? Know her place I say!!!!! I wonder if she even uses a menstra-hut.
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Re: $100 for Masturbation in Texas, Anyone? -
03-31-2018, 07:43 PM
Brother Bubba,
I question the voraciousness (truth) of the post you just posted (well, not just posted, but recentatiously). You have spoken of your continued struggle with the gaywise demons and touching yourself inappropriatenessly - almost as if it's to get attention instead of getting true help, which comes from the LORD (Psalms 121).
The point of my post is that I am right, since Jesus lives in Me and I in Him. I might not have said that in so many words, but when spiritual eyes read spiritual posts, the natural implication is that the reader will see through the post into the actual words that are posted and also see their meaning in God's Eyes.
As a True Christian™ male, my opinion will always be superior to that of others because I am a humble servant of Christ Jesus.
In Christian Love,
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: $100 for Masturbation in Texas, Anyone? -
03-31-2018, 08:15 PM
As usual, BrotherLarry, your humility shines like the light from our Dear President's golden commode.
You make an excellent point that while this woman is in rebellion against The Lord by being out and about outside the house, God may indeed use her actions to His Glory, nonetheless.
Afterall, Jesus used Ahasuerus to help out the Jews in the Book of Esther. (Why wasn't it named the book of Mordecai, I wonder?)
And in Isaiah, The Lord directs Cyrus to come to the aid of His (at the time) Chosen People.
So, based on the Bible, a person doesn't have to be in good with God for God to be able to put him (or her) to good use.
Think of the bajillions of souls that will not be condemned to the washcloths of hell if this law goes through. (And frankly, I don't even want to think about what happens when all the special sacred "sauce" gets washed down the drain and enters the water system :{ )
P.S. Oh, No!!!! I am SO Sorry! I was eager to read your brilliant and insightful posts, as usual, BrotherLarry. And then I was somewhat troubled by that other fella's response and I felt led by the Holy Spirit to post something in response. I didn't even notice that I had wandered into the Men's forum. Please forgive my foolishness. I truly did not mean to offend. (Though it does seem a teensy bit unfair that non-saved sorts of the Y chromosome variety can spout off in this place and I can't.) If the Pastors direct that I must be chastened, so be it. I hope that they will take it a little easy on the scourging, though. It seems like I bruise more easily these days.
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Re: $100 for Masturbation in Texas, Anyone? -
03-31-2018, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
No, this is not a personal ad.
This is to bring to light what one Godly woman is proposing for a law in Texas that would fine men $100 each time that commit the sin of touching themselves in "that way." You know - onanistically.
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And I assume a woman doing the same thing would be stoned to death? If not the whole stinks of a lack of diversity - and, for me "Diversity" is the name of the game!
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Mayor Hold - you might introduce this legislation for Freehold (if you haven't already, I mean).
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You may be unaware but the local ordinances in Landover until 1951 specifically forbade any sort of onanism in public or private, by accent or design regardless of sex or race.
Two witnesses were required (except if the defendant were black) and four witnesses if all were black.
The law was repealed by Pastor Repentance Miller who lasted only one further year before he went blind and mad.
I rather like the idea of reintroduction - it will be one of those laws that are mainly symbolic as nobody in Landover ever practices the sin of onanism.
I look forwards to seeing your first draft of the legislation.
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Re: $100 for Masturbation in Texas, Anyone? -
03-31-2018, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
P.S. Oh, No!!!! I am SO Sorry! I was eager to read your brilliant and insightful posts, as usual, BrotherLarry. And then I was somewhat troubled by that other fella's response and I felt led by the Holy Spirit to post something in response. I didn't even notice that I had wandered into the Men's forum. Please forgive my foolishness. I truly did not mean to offend. (Though it does seem a teensy bit unfair that non-saved sorts of the Y chromosome variety can spout off in this place and I can't.) If the Pastors direct that I must be chastened, so be it. I hope that they will take it a little easy on the scourging, though. It seems like I bruise more easily these days.
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Sister,
Your posts are always inspired by our LORD GOD, and I know of no man that will attempt to silence the sounds of a woman engaged in holy intercourse with us. You aren't teaching us anything - since that would be discouraged for sure. You are merely reminding us of the truth, allowing God to speak through you. You are always welcome unless we as men tell you to buzz off.
In loving Christlike communication,
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: $100 for Masturbation in Texas, Anyone? -
04-01-2018, 09:09 PM
I'm just a plain and simple man, but you are telling me that each time a man masturbates, I can get $100? I have a bunkhouse of shuffle footed nigras that masturbate their massive members all the time. It has gotten so I have to wear a rain hat and galoshes when I go in the place!
Is a video adequate proof?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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