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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-30-2021, 06:01 PM

Once, while browsing in a bookstore, in the RELIGION section, I came across a book entitled "Zen and The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance". I was shocked to the core after glancing through a few pages. Motorcycles are a tool of the Devil and their riders are Hells Angels.


58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


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Sinner Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-30-2021, 06:58 PM

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Once, while browsing in a bookstore, in the RELIGION section, I came across a book entitled "Zen and The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance". I was shocked to the core after glancing through a few pages. Motorcycles are a tool of the Devil and their riders are Hells Angels.
Absolutely. All True Christians[COLOR=var(--ytd-video-primary-info-renderer-title-color, var(--yt-spec-text-primary))]™ can only pray that they will soon be banned worldwide[/COLOR][COLOR=var(--ytd-video-primary-info-renderer-title-color, var(--yt-spec-text-primary))].[/COLOR]


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-30-2021, 07:33 PM

I'd like to add another passenger to this list and thankfully the interwebs saw fit use his full name Billy Joe Thomas. He died from cancer May 29. His stage name was creepy enough with the sexual connotation. The thing that I will never understand is how can some people think they can get away with singing gospel or what people refer to as gospel and secular both?


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-30-2021, 07:48 PM

My dear mother tells me that she was always puzzled - perplexed, even - by his insistence on singing his so-called "greatest hit" under a made-up name and in a foreign language. Did the man have no decency at all?



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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-30-2021, 07:57 PM

Rest assured, I am just as confused and to be perfectly honest, I am not so sure what is so great about it to begin with, but, that's for another time. I also think his stage name should answer your question about his decency. yikes!


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My dear mother tells me that she was always puzzled - perplexed, even - by his insistence on singing his so-called "greatest hit" under a made-up name and in a foreign language. Did the man have no decency at all?



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I'd like to add another passenger to this list and thankfully the interwebs saw fit use his full name Billy Joe Thomas. He died from cancer May 29. His stage name was creepy enough with the sexual connotation. The thing that I will never understand is how can some people think they can get away with singing gospel or what people refer to as gospel and secular both?
Because they are being pushed by the satanic industry and being promoted as Christian. It are mostly singers who tend to prefer European and Japanese "cars" over American cars.


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Sinner Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-31-2021, 10:40 PM

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My dear mother tells me that she was always puzzled - perplexed, even - by his insistence on singing his so-called "greatest hit" under a made-up name and in a foreign language. Did the man have no decency at all?

Sacha Distel? That sounds very German. Nothing surprises me anymore.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-31-2021, 10:51 PM

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Sacha Distel? That sounds very German.
Does Sacha really sound German? The kind of German that resided (until 1941 or so) along Volga river, I presume?
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 06-01-2021, 04:37 AM

I thought it was a weird type of Franglais.
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