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Default Heaven means lying face to the ground before GOD for ETERNITY - 03-07-2021, 05:38 AM

i hope i get to serve GOD for ETERNITY in Heaven, lying face down to the ground before him, at his feet for eternity, praising and worshipping for eternity. i hope he puts his feet on me as a foot rest when he feels like it. My face stays facing the ground at all times, in silent worship and prayer, except for when the LORD ALMIGHTY permits me to look up and see him sitting on his throne towering above me. This privilege should only be granted to me once every trillion years or so and i must thank him most humbly for granting such a privilege.

That is what i hope my eternity in Heaven will be like, my eternity in Heaven means i am worshipping and praising the LORD forever and without any distractions. My pleasure will be in knowing that my LORD ALMIGHTY rejoices in seeing me lying with my face on the floor forever at his feet, he delights in my total devotion to him. .

Numbers 20:6
Then Moses and Aaron came in from the presence of the assembly to the doorway of the tent of meeting and fell on their faces. Then the glory of the Lord appeared to them;

1 Chronicles 29:20
Then David said to all the assembly, “Now bless the Lord your God.” And all the assembly blessed the Lord, the God of their fathers, and bowed low and did homage to the Lord and to the king.

Revelation 7:11
And all the angels were standing around the throne and around the elders and the four living creatures; and they fell on their faces before the throne and worshiped God,

1 Kings 18:39
When all the people saw it, they fell on their faces; and they said, “The Lord, He is God; the Lord, He is God.”

Nehemiah 8:6
Then Ezra blessed the Lord the great God. And all the people answered, “Amen, Amen!” while lifting up their hands; then they bowed low and worshiped the Lord with their faces to the ground.






What do i hope Heaven is like? It's a place where i will lie face down to the ground before GOD for all eternity, serving and worshipping forever without a break or an end. After i've served my first trillion years staring at the ground i'll look up, thank the ALMIGHTY LORD high above me on his throne for the privilege and then get my face back on the ground ready to start serving the next trillion years. That's how i hope Heaven is like.
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Default Re: Heaven means lying face to the ground before GOD for ETERNITY - 03-07-2021, 06:42 AM

The reward for being saved the eternal punishment in Hell is that GOD grants us the privilege to serve and worship him, because being allowed to worship for eternity face down on the ground is merciful and he spared us Hell so in return we have to serve him in intense worship, he doesn't have to show us this mercy, he asks very little off us in rerturn for this. Worshipping with my face on the ground for eternity is a gift that i will be eternally grateful for


What do i hope Heaven is like? It's a place where i will lie face down to the ground before GOD for all eternity, serving and worshipping forever without a break or an end. After i've served my first trillion years staring at the ground i'll look up, thank the ALMIGHTY LORD high above me on his throne for the privilege and then get my face back on the ground ready to start serving the next trillion years. That's how i hope Heaven is like.
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Default Re: Heaven means lying face to the ground before GOD for ETERNITY - 03-07-2021, 01:23 PM

You have chosen some lovely Scripture helping us to understand how much God loves us and how great out debt is to Christ.
Romans 8:11-13 If the Spirit of him that raised up Jesus from the dead dwell in you, he that raised up Christ from the dead shall also quicken your mortal bodies by his Spirit that dwelleth in you. Therefore, brethren, we are debtors, not to the flesh, to live after the flesh. For if ye live after the flesh, ye shall die: but if ye through the Spirit do mortify the deeds of the body, ye shall live.
The Romans were almost as bad as the English, no doubt if a Napoleon had turned up they have responded in quite a similar way, but in any event Paul made it clear that it was not in the flesh that Salvation was achieved but in The Resurrection.
I Corinthians 15:13-17 If there be no resurrection of the dead, then is Christ not risen: and if Christ be not risen, then is our preaching vain, and your faith is also vain. Yea, and we are found false witnesses of God; because we have testified of God that he raised up Christ: whom he raised not up, if so be that the dead rise not. For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised: and if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
No doubt you're thinking that if Rome was like England then Corinth must be like France. There were certainly crackpots in both cities but not altogether of the same stripe. When Jesus died, He mentioned to the honest thief that he'd be with Him in paradise. We know from the future history of Revelation (one of the books you cited) that sinners will be suffering torment and fire and brimstone with perpetual smoke and rest neither day nor night in His presence and that we will be with Him.
Revelation 14:6-7 And I saw another angel fly in the midst of heaven, having the everlasting gospel to preach unto them that dwell on the earth, and to every nation, and kindred, and tongue, and people, saying with a loud voice, Fear God, and give glory to him; for the hour of his judgment is come: and worship him that made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of waters.
Worship as you've described it sounds modest and appealing BUT there are wretches who dump their faces (and their heads) on the ground in far less modest positions. When looking up at God in Heaven, we will be able to raise holy hands in praise and adoration. Satan makes sure that the very opposite can be managed by hordes of reprobates elevating quite a different part of their bodies for divine appraisal. You have not described anyone doing that in Heaven even though in both cases heads (and faces) are pressed into the ground. Does the Church of England believe in devils?

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Default Jimmie - I worship the Royals - 03-12-2021, 05:22 PM

I just want to pray for Harry and Megan. I think they are treated badly and Jesus loves everyone so he loves them megan is hot and harry is also good looking
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...I think they are treated badly and Jesus loves everyone so he loves them megan is hot and harry is also good looking
Two ignorant lies, three irrelevant opinions, no KJV Scripture, her name is Meghan, and Harry is a GINGER. 0/7


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I just want to pray for Harry and Megan. I think they are treated badly and Jesus loves everyone so he loves them megan is hot and harry is also good looking
Hi Jim, people call me Jim but my name is really James. Are you really this clueless or did you put effort into it?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Dear Jimmie: While your first message to us is frightfully fascinating, I wonder if I might trouble you to post a proper introductory message, over at our cordial Introduction Forum. The link to that forum is here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Whilst there, kindly pay attention to our simple requests, at the top of the page; however, I am more than happy to include them here, for your benefit:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

We do look forward to getting to know you, here, at , Dear.


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Default Re: Heaven means lying face to the ground before GOD for ETERNITY - 04-24-2021, 05:19 PM

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I have a question for you. If you could travel in time and meet yourself, would you just have oral sex with yourself or also anal? LOL And ladies, would you do oral or jock strapping. LOL Crazy Xtians! evil:
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It is my understanding that this is the primary purpose of the Large Hardon Collider built by NASA over in Godless Sweden. You seem to have mistaken us for them somehow.


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The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.


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