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GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
06-11-2008, 06:52 PM
Friends,
I’m going to get straight to the point here - GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! And if you hang around with fat people, or have fat friends, or have a wife or husband who’s a fat greasy pig, he’s gonna hate YOU too!
Proverbs 23:20-21 warns us, " Be not among winebibbers; among riotous eaters of flesh: For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags."
From this, it is clear to us not only does God detest fatties, but he detests people who even associate with these grotesquely obese beasts!
Proverbs 28:7 declares, " Whoso keepeth the law is a wise son: but he that is a companion of riotous men shameth his father.”
A companion of riotous men brings shame and disgrace to is father! Well, you don’t get anymore riotous that a fat folks! The Bible teaches us not to disrespect our parents (Deuteronomy 5:16), and anyone who does must be suitably beaten (Proverbs 22:15, Proverbs 29:15). However, if they still continue to associate with these fat freaks, and continue to show rebellion against their parents, they must suffer the same punishment as fat folks! (Deuteronomy 21:18-21 – see below).
But what punishment does God have for fat people?
Proverbs 23:2 proclaims, " Put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite."
Nice! So let’s be clear here, folks. God wants ALL fat people to take a knife to their own throats! They want to act like big fat pigs? Then God thinks they should be treated like fat pigs!
And if they won’t do the honorable thing, their parents must do it for them!
Deuteronomy 21:18-21 teaches, "If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear."
While this may seem a little harsh to most secular folks, to most Bible believers this is a fitting punishment - for defiling the once-perfect body that God has given these repulsive sweaty beasts! See, what most of these fat retards seem to forget, is that their own bodies do not belong to them. They belong to God! The way you live your life in everything you do, every way you act, and especially every way you treat your body, must be to the glory of god.
1 Corinthians 3:16-17 teaches, "Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you? If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are."
Yes, our bodies are the temples of the Spirit of God. Unfortunately, many non-believers today have turned their temples into a junkyard! Stuffing their big fat faces with as many candy-bars, donuts, flame-grilled grease-burgers, triple-thick shakes, pizzas, buckets of fried chicken, and cakes cakes cakes as possible! It's disgusting!
Remember, our physical appetites are just another example of our ability to control ourselves. If these fat retards are unable to control their own eating habits, they are probably also unable to control other habits, such as those of the mind (lust, covetousness, anger), and unable to keep their big fat mouths from gossip or strife. You must not let your appetites control you, but rather you are to have control over your own appetites. (See Deuteronomy 21:20, Proverbs 23:2, 2 Peter 1:5-7, 2 Timothy 3:1-9, and 2 Corinthians 10:5.) The ability to say "no" to anything in excess—"self-control"—is one of the fruits of the Spirit common to all believers (Galatians 5:22).
God has blessed us by filling the earth with foods that are delicious, nutritious, and even pleasurable. We should honor God's creation by enjoying these foods, and by eating them in appropriate quantities, while controlling our appetites, rather than allowing them to control us.
And the sad part is that these fat slobs probably believe the condition of their bodies has very little to do with their eternal salvation. How wrong these pork-chops are! If these grease-balls think they can just gorge themselves on as much food as possible, to the point where they feel like they are going to explode, and think that God will let them away with it, they have another thing coming!
Matthew 12:36 warns, "But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment."
God knows what they’re doing, and He DOES care, and they will have to give account for their gluttony, their greed, their immorality, their laziness, their blasphemy, their stupidity, and their grotesqueness. They will give full account to God for all their actions!
I can't wait till God throws ALL these greasy fat pigs into Hell! Glory!
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
06-11-2008, 07:03 PM
Well, he must hate A LOT of people then!
So many obese people in North America its INSANE!
No one seems to value health anymore!
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
06-11-2008, 07:16 PM
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Well, he must hate A LOT of people then!
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Yes.
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
06-11-2008, 07:18 PM
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Well, he must hate A LOT of people then!
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Friend,
The Bible teaches us that God hates all workers of iniquity (Psalm 5:5). To understand iniquity better, you must first understand sin. It is a sin to eat too much to the point of bursting. To gorge yourself until it harms the body given to you by God. However, you have a choice to stop your sinning, before it is too late. The prideful in sin turn their sins into iniquities. If they continue to gorge themselves until they turn themselves into a big fat pig, and take no regard for their salvation, then they are guilty of iniquity. God does not hate sinners, but he hates the iniquitous. Fat people have a choice. Stop worshipping food, and start worshipping God! But most porkers ignore this, and continue to eat eat eat! These fat pigs deserve to burn! Praise Jesus!
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
06-11-2008, 08:07 PM
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Well, he must hate A LOT of people then!
So many obese people in North America its INSANE!
No one seems to value health anymore!
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sad yet true
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
06-11-2008, 09:19 PM
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Well, he must hate A LOT of people then!
So many obese people in North America its INSANE!
No one seems to value health anymore!
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That is why my congregation has the Fit for the Lord fitness program for our membership. It includes Bible study (of course), prayer, aerobic exercise, public speaking, and strength training.
After all, we can preach at a street fair much more effectively if we have sufficient lung capacity to shout over the atheists, homosexuals, harlots, and other Hellbound trash that will doubtless attempt to shout us down! And some strength and skill in self-defense is helpful when the sinners grow violent as we expose their futures to them.
I believe the folks at Landover are a bit more disciplined, and do not require a church-based fitness program for encouragement.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
06-11-2008, 09:51 PM
Fat people are also perverts!
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06-12-2008, 06:15 PM
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Fat people are also perverts!
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As well cross dressing homos!!
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
06-12-2008, 10:36 PM
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As well cross dressing homos!!
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You seem well acquainted with the genre "Slipknotfan".
Is your name from the godless band you love, or some sort of reference to your knot tying merit badge acquired at Boy Scout camp?
Either way, it appears you are a heathen homer.
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
10-12-2008, 05:57 PM
Dang-blasted fatties are a burden on our society - they usurp all our doctors' attention with their fat-induced health problems, and go aroung flaunting thier fat as if they own the world. Dear fellow Christians, please all your fat before you go to Hell, and get down to ninety pounds!!!!!!
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
10-12-2008, 07:03 PM
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Dang-blasted fatties are a burden on our society - they usurp all our doctors' attention with their fat-induced health problems, and go aroung flaunting thier fat as if they own the world. Dear fellow Christians, please all your fat before you go to Hell, and get down to ninety pounds!!!!!!
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90 Pounds? What are you an anorexic dwarf???
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Food Worshippers: Make Food Their God -
10-20-2008, 04:07 AM
There are a bunch of lesbean secular humanists out of San Francisco Calipornia who are making food their God.
The New Fat Acceptance: Make Food Your God
Now that America is proudly the FATTEST NATION ON EARTH it is time that we celebrate this wonderful milestone. With BBWs unapologetically flaunting their super sized bodies all over the net we can enthusiastically say that the age of the fatty is here. We have arrived!
There is a lot of dishonest moralizing about the sin of gluttony but the time has come for some real honesty. We fat folks love food. We love food more than just about anything else and why shouldn't we? Food does not judge. Food does not ignore our pleas. Food makes us feel good. Food is our friend.
Embrace gluttony. Gluttony is our religion that brings us near to the belly god we call Food. Praise Food glorious glorious glorious FOOD!
Here is some more of their debauchery!
Gluttony IS Good
We love food and we will not apologize for our size. NAAFA and other fat acceptance organizations may express similar views but they are constantly back pedaling from that position. It's a fact if you are fat it is because you are a glutton. We fatties eat obscene amounts of food. Why deny it? There is no other way to get super fat. The metabolism argument is a cop out and besides it is total bullshit . I cringe when I hear a fellow fatty justifying "why they are fat" with blatant lies. We are fat because we are gluttons so I don't want to hear that fat by nature proud by choice garbage that has become the battle cry of every simpleton who thinks they are part of the fat acceptance movement.
According to the Bible Gluttony is a sin but we all know that the Bible is bullshit and it's god is an evil despot so it only goes to follow that anything that goes against the demented Christian god has to be a good thing and what is better than food? Food is OUR god therefore our love for food and enjoyment of it is simply us behaving in a godly manner. When someone like the government or some diet promoter starts issuing diet they would be in effect committing an act of religious persecution. In the case of the government it would be a violation of several constitutionally protected rights.
We have been called a food sluts and I where that label proudly. America is a nation of food sluts. Even if it is true that we will die prematurely so what? What is better and more satisfying than food? Life pretty much sucks for most people but food and drink make it bearable. EAT EAT EAT EAT and enjoy. Die fat and happy. We are fat! We are mean!! We will not eat Lean Cuisine!!!
We should not apologize for our size. That is a given but we should not deny the behavior that has made us fat nor should we apologize for it. That would be blasphemy!
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
10-20-2008, 04:18 AM
That is why I don't watch cooking shows. They are Porn for Fat people.
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
11-10-2008, 07:37 PM
60% of your beloved America is morbidly obese. By extension, God hates 60% of america. God is love does not seem to mean anything to you does it? That verse says to not be a drunkard or glutton, it never states that God would hate you for it. Also, not all fat people are gluttons either. My aunt for instance, cannot afford a lot of good wholesome food. So she is FORCED by circumstance to eat unhealthy cheap foods. As a result, she is obese. She did not choose to be, it was circumstance (you might say it was God himself)
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
11-10-2008, 11:02 PM
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60% of your beloved America is morbidly obese. By extension, God hates 60% of america. God is love does not seem to mean anything to you does it? That verse says to not be a drunkard or glutton, it never states that God would hate you for it. Also, not all fat people are gluttons either. My aunt for instance, cannot afford a lot of good wholesome food. So she is FORCED by circumstance to eat unhealthy cheap foods. As a result, she is obese. She did not choose to be, it was circumstance (you might say it was God himself)
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Proverbs 23:20-21 warns us, "Do not join those who drink too much wine or gorge themselves on meat, for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags." Proverbs 28:7 declares, "He who keeps the law is a discerning son, but a companion of gluttons disgraces his father." Proverbs 23:2 proclaims, "Put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony."
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
11-11-2008, 02:03 AM
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60% of your beloved America is morbidly obese. By extension, God hates 60% of america. God is love does not seem to mean anything to you does it? That verse says to not be a drunkard or glutton, it never states that God would hate you for it. Also, not all fat people are gluttons either. My aunt for instance, cannot afford a lot of good wholesome food. So she is FORCED by circumstance to eat unhealthy cheap foods. As a result, she is obese. She did not choose to be, it was circumstance (you might say it was God himself)
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Why don't you drag her fat behind out to the forest with you? She could live on nuts and berries like you.
You and your obese auntie are both hellbound I'm afraid. If the two of you repented, you would find that you had enough material wealth to live well, as Jesus intended. If she accepted Jesus she might shed those pounds miraculously. But if she sits around stuffing Ding Dongs© in her cakehole, she is living in sin. Hugging trees isn't any better.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
11-11-2008, 03:08 PM
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Why don't you drag her fat behind out to the forest with you? She could live on nuts and berries like you.
You and your obese auntie are both hellbound I'm afraid. If the two of you repented, you would find that you had enough material wealth to live well, as Jesus intended. If she accepted Jesus she might shed those pounds miraculously. But if she sits around stuffing Ding Dongs© in her cakehole, she is living in sin. Hugging trees isn't any better.
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Stop acting like you understand. Not all of us gorge ourselves on other's money for the glory of God. (By the way, Zeke, I'm not a hateful bigot. Look in the mirror.) She lives from a small paycheck to a small paycheck, so there is not that much room for her to overeat. She is quite a nice person, if you ever bothered to think before you make hateful (yes, hateful) statements about people. I may be a spot short on money, but you can thank your bloody Dubya for that! And Zeke, I only regret that when I die, I will not be able to say "I told you so".
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
11-12-2008, 08:31 AM
which is exactly why my theory on hell is such...
Fat doesn't burn. It sizzles. Also since fat is less dense than lava or water, and also less soluble, it will float. Therefore, hell is nothing but an eternity of jumping from one fat person to the next.
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
11-12-2008, 11:42 AM
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Stop acting like you understand. Not all of us gorge ourselves on other's money for the glory of God. She lives from a small paycheck to a small paycheck, so there is not that much room for her to overeat. She is quite a nice person, if you ever bothered to think before you make hateful (yes, hateful) statements about people. I may be a spot short on money, but you can thank your bloody Dubya for that! And Zeke, I only regret that when I die, I will not be able to say "I told you so".
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Fat people are fat for a reason. Because they want to be. Because they hate God. Because they are disgusting wretched gluttonous rodents that are a disgrace to the human race. They are detestable pigs! God didn't give us perfect bodies so we could turn them into a garbage heap. And anyone who does so is insulting God.
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
11-12-2008, 12:17 PM
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Where on earth do you get it that I'm the one hating?
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From your hateful attacks on the Baby Jesus?
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60% of your beloved America is morbidly obese. By extension, God hates 60% of america.
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Well, that would explain why He's punishing them.
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Also, not all fat people are gluttons either. My aunt for instance, cannot afford a lot of good wholesome food. So she is FORCED by circumstance to eat unhealthy cheap foods. As a result, she is obese. She did not choose to be, it was circumstance (you might say it was God himself)
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Exactly. Clearly, God hates your lardy aunt and has turned her into a human water buffalo as punishment for whatever heinous crime she committed against Him. If He liked her, He'd give her the money to afford good wholesome food.
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She lives from a small paycheck to a small paycheck, so there is not that much room for her to overeat.
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The fact that she's a huge blubberbeast would seem to contradict this. Or are you saying that if she gets any huger, her shack will literally burst?
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She is quite a nice person, if you ever bothered to think before you make hateful (yes, hateful) statements about people.
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Friend, we've already established that she's not a Born Again Fundamentalist Christian, so how is it possible for her to be a nice person?
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How? Typical welfare victim mentality. Why don't you blame John Kerry?
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