[Faith_Machine]

I've long held that traveling outside America's borders is always a dangerous proposition, and the tale of what happened to this American when he tried to help people in New Zealand is a fine example:

Alabama Republican leading secret life as sperm donor in New Zealand



A former top state official in Alabama has been discovered to be leading a secret life in New Zealand as a sperm donor for lesbian couples.

David Fisher of the New Zealand Herald unearthed the story of Bill Johnson, 52, who as recently as 2010, ran in the Republican gubernatorial primary and is the former state director of economic and community affairs.

Johnson has spent most of 2011 in Christchurch, New Zealand, working with the recovery effort following a earthquake that struck the region in February. The paper reported that Johnson has been using an alias to meet with women who were seeking help getting pregnant.

Even though Johnson has been helping lesbian couples become pregnant, one of his main gubernatorial platforms in 2010 was running against gay marriage.

Johnson's wife was not aware of his efforts, which have included at least nine recipients, three of whom were or are currently pregnant. Fisher first approached Johnson on Thursday where he was spotted at a restaurant where he had recently finished dining with one of the women he had impregnated.

Johnson told Fisher that he is unable to have children with his wife Kathy and that the becoming a biological father was, "a need that I have."

"I am married to the most beautiful woman in the world," Johnson said to Fisher. "When I married her I knew we couldn't have any more children. She had a hysterectomy 10 years ago. There is nothing my wife would want to give me more in the world than a child of my own."

Johnson said he planned to tell his wife, a former Mrs. Alabama, about his secret life after the children were born. "I've been trying to get my wife over here, my family over here ... so I can be around for these children," Johnson said, according to the Herald.

"This is a really, really difficult time for our family," Kathy Johnson said in an email to the Alabama Press-Register. "I'm still in disbelief and very hurt, and our family has a lot of healing to do."

Just look at the blatant, partisan spin the liberal media is putting on this story! It's pretty obvious to anybody with a brain that Bill Johnson is simply practicing corrective impregnation; a kinder, gentler alternative to corrective rape.

I can think of no better cure for lesbianism than the Lord's word and a good dose of pregnancy. That the liberal media would twist things around to give the appearance of there being some inconsistency between this man's anti-gay marriage stance and his efforts to cure lesbians is just beyond the pale. This "journalist" is doing more contortions than a circus performer!

As for Bill Johnson's wife going yappity yap yap yappity and e-mailing newspapers to complain about his work, I hope he'll come home soon, unplug her Internet, and send her back into the kitchen where she belongs!

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

My guess is that Mrs Johnson said that because she had a difficult time making decisions without the guiding hand of her husband. That evil journalist just says she referred to making those women pregnant as cause for the difficulties.
Johnson clearly says that his wife really wants him to have children. I hope she also got corrected for not being able to get children herself.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

God sets the death penalty to those under orders to impregnate and refuse to follow through:

And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled (it) on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

- Gen 38:9-10

[Faith_Machine]

WJB, that's an excellent point, one I hadn't even considered!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I'm sure that this is a simple case of foreign lezbeans persecuting a Godly American Man. While I can understand that they all want his seed (I have a similar problem, but with homers), they really have to go about it the right way.

[Faith_Machine]

You have to be extra careful about denying them your seed, as it's my understanding the homers do have some bizarre technical means whereby they are able to take a man's seed and use it to induce some type of "anal pregnancy."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

You have to be extra careful about denying them your seed, as it's my understanding the homers do have some bizarre technical means whereby they are able to take a man's seed and use it to induce some type of "anal pregnancy."

They try, brother. Lord knows they try.

[HTannor]

Brothers and Sisters, I suspect the real reason that Mr. Johnson is cavorting around New Zealand is some sort of misguided attempt to cover up the real reason for his failure to father a child with his wife.

I believe the reason is that his seed is just not powerful enough to overcome his wife's "condition."

In some circles, my seed has been been described as "all powerful," and I'm convinced it could easily overcome Mrs. Johnson's "firewall."

But, I wouldn't do that because Mrs. Johnson just looks sort of uppity and undeserving of my "attentions":

[James Hutchins]

Only a whore would have a 'doctor' rip out her uterus and deny Jesus of more Soldiers for Christ©. I bet she rapes every abo she comes across. If she repents, I am sure God will enable her to have more children. Perhaps the Honorable HTannor can spread her eyes open to the power of the Love of Jesus.