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Landover GOP Candidate Poll -
01-08-2012, 07:14 PM
Who do you want to see win the GOP primary?
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Re: Landover GOP Candidate Poll -
01-08-2012, 07:21 PM
I had to go with Santorum. Yes, he's a lost cracker-eater, but that is between him and God.
At least he understands fags for the threat that they are to our constitution, peace and happiness.
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Re: Landover GOP Candidate Poll -
01-08-2012, 07:31 PM
I have to go with Perry. I attended The Response in August, and it was one of the most moving and profound experiences of my life.
Rick Perry knows that we are unable to solve any of the many problems facing our country on our own, so we must turn to God with overwhelming prayer if anything is to be done.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Landover GOP Candidate Poll -
01-08-2012, 09:47 PM
When will George W. Bush announce his candidacy? Surely he can't wait much longer.
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Re: Landover GOP Candidate Poll -
01-08-2012, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton
When will George W. Bush announce his candidacy? Surely he can't wait much longer.
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Amen, sister.
I don't see Jesus on that list up there.
I'll make a few calls.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Landover GOP Candidate Poll -
01-09-2012, 01:05 AM
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Amen, sister.
I don't see Jesus on that list up there.
I'll make a few calls.
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Pastor, I DID only list the declared candidates . . . (though I forgot Buddy Roemer).
Besides, when Jesus comes back, He'll be King of ALL! No more of this silly electioneering and "representation"!
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Re: Landover GOP Candidate Poll -
01-09-2012, 02:30 AM
Well, I had to vote for "Other" because, really, Goldman-Sachs ought to be president of the USA. In fact, GS has been running the country for years, but they've outsourced the presidency to PR guys who go on TV and make chest-thumping war speeches. So we're always having a War-on-Something (ie a War-on-Crime, a War-on-Terror, a War-on-Drugs, a War-on-Pornography, etc). This keeps the military and police spending flowing into our corporate coffers, while allowing us to shred Constitutional rights that the dumbass public mistakenly thinks they have.
Of course, our handpicked "presidents" have no real power - they just follow the script we wrote for them. They dutifully start the wars, hand the no-bid contracts to us, enact more tax breaks and subsidies for the job creators, and divert the voters' attention with a lot of bogus issues (prayer in school, abortion, gay marriage, etc) that we Corporate Overlords don't give a hoot about anyway, since we're above the law.
Nevertheless, this idea of having humans serve as president has had mixed results. George Bush did one heck of a job, but it was a lot of work keeping him out of trouble with that cocaine addiction, airplane glue sniffing habit and his dyslexia (the remedial My Pet Goat reading classes did help though). Obama has been easier to work with - at least he can read the teleprompter without first having to spend a week studying it. Another plus is that being a Negro, he makes perfect red meat to stir up the Tea Party neanderthals who are afraid he's going to poke their daughters. Only problem is that sometimes Obama starts thinking he's actually president, whereas GWB always knew who his real master was.
Anyway, now that our bought-and-paid-for US Supreme Court has acknowledged that corporations are persons, I can see no Constitutional reason why Goldman-Sachs shouldn't be elected to the presidency. Although the PR-stooge system has worked reasonably well, it would just be so much more efficient if the Corporate Overlords just took control directly rather than going through an intermediary.
Of course, being a democracy, we do need more than one qualified candidate to be running. After all, competition is a good thing. I'll have to call up some of our Blue Dog Dems and talk to them about nominating JP Morgan-Chase as their candidate. That way American voters will have a real choice this November.
Praise Jesus!
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Re: Landover GOP Candidate Poll -
01-09-2012, 07:18 AM
The correct answer is none of them!
Santorum is a CATHOLIC MALTA KNIGHT JESUIT who prays to Mary and wants the spiritual darkness of Rome to become the state religion!
Paul doesn't want to fight the good fight against towel heads / camel jockeys / qu'ran thumpers, all one billion of whom are terrorists by definition! (I wonder if Paul is really a Muslim like Obama!)
Romney is a magic-underwear-wearing polygamist who believes in the false prophet Joseph Smith and that Lucifer and Jesus were brothers!
The rest are luke-warm, liberal "Christians" in name only!
I will be writing in either Mike Huckabee or Sarah Palin, it is just a matter of who the Lord leads me to write in.
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